Current Events > $13 Million, but you will have the mentality of a 13yr old for life.

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CosmicShadows
08/04/21 1:17:12 PM
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Deal or No Deal


Basically your mind will be that of a 13 year old for life. But you have 13 million to spend how you want.
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nothanks1
08/04/21 1:17:52 PM
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So I get money and become mature
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Prismsblade
08/04/21 1:30:21 PM
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This is kind of pointless because with that lv of maturity you're likely blow, give, or get scamned out of it all within a few years tops.

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BoyOfBattle
08/04/21 1:33:25 PM
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it's fine if i have my own mentality at age 13

if it's the average gen Z 13 year old mentality... yikes imagine being a snowflake for life

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Squall28
08/04/21 1:39:27 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
This is kind of pointless because with that lv of maturity you're likely blow, give, or get scamned out of it all within a few years tops.

Nah I was pretty responsible as a 13 year old. I was on top of all my shit. I actually trust my past self more about this stuff than myself now because I'm jaded af now.

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NecroFoul99
08/04/21 1:43:15 PM
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13 is old enough to understand that you can hire people to help manage the money.

13 is young enough to be at risk of being used and manipulated by seasoned grifters.

13 is the perfect age to know how to have some real fun with that money.

13 is young enough to have an increased risk of blowing it all frivolously.

13 is old enough to understand the importance that money might have on their future.

Tough call. Me at 13? That would have been 1980 and I wasn't nearly as sophisticated as most kids that age today. Kids today grow up with just about any knowledge at their fingertips...back then, not so much. I'd probably have that money in my possession all of 5 minutes before someone figured out a way to relieve me of most or all of it. A pretty woman with intent kisses me once and I'm like, "Here you go!"

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Killmonger
08/04/21 1:44:15 PM
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So nothing changes?

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CosmicShadows
08/04/21 1:45:21 PM
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Killmonger posted...
So nothing changes?


Not surprised at all by this remark..
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CableZL
08/04/21 1:48:04 PM
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My life would essentially be a years long version of the movie Blank Check

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Solar_Crimson
08/04/21 1:50:09 PM
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I'd probably spend it all on video games and anime and be broke within a decade.

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GGuirao13
08/04/21 2:23:13 PM
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Deal.

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unnamedsoldier
08/04/21 2:24:54 PM
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No thanks unless I also get the youthfulness and virility of a 13 year old
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deoxxys
08/04/21 2:26:09 PM
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CosmicShadows posted...
Basically your mind will be that of a 13 year old for life. But you have 13 million to spend how you want.
So everybody's going to go to jail basically lmao

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Blade_Trinity
08/04/21 2:52:31 PM
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There would be no difference for most people here.

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KainWind
08/04/21 2:54:16 PM
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So I can't consent to sex?

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BTH_Phoenix
08/04/21 3:28:28 PM
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All that money plus I'm more outgoing, optimistic and excited by new games again? Ok.

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deoxxys
08/04/21 4:11:01 PM
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KainWind posted...
So I can't consent to sex?
All people care about is physical age, not mental age.
But it would more likely be the reverse.

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Gamerguymass
08/04/21 4:14:24 PM
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Brain scans have shown that humans develop full cognitive function by 13-15 which then stays at that level until it starts to decline in your 50s. So basically your average 13 year old has higher cognitive function then your average member of Congress.

So yeah, I'll take the 13 million.

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Criminalt
08/04/21 4:14:30 PM
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No deal. I was so dumb at 13 that I was lucky to turn 14.

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Smackems
08/04/21 4:16:39 PM
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Oh god yes. Please free me from this adult coil

Fuck the money I'll pay

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Nukazie
08/06/21 6:43:07 AM
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give me the moenys

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