Current Events > Dear Allen,

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Dear @SBAllen, I wrote you, but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not have got them
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot them
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm about to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bacon
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with CJayC
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Choco

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I just keep hitting refresh hoping for the next verse.

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I bet he leaves you on read like the <redacted> he is.

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Who was this originally to?

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Is tc ok?

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My Mountain Dew is cold I wonder why
got off my gaming chair at all
the morning rain on top my basements window
in dark I cant see at all
even if I could it would all have cheeto dust
put my avatar on my profile pic
it reminds me that its not so bad
its not so bad

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Dear @SBAllen , you still haven't called or written, I hope you have a chance
I am not mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer users
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your AMA, you didn't have to
But you could have made a sig pic for Turbam
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold
For you, for four hours, and you just said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I'm not that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met on CE?
You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way: I never knew my father either
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your topics
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read them
Because I don't really have shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your username across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you because you post it
My wife's boyfriend is jealous because I talk about you 24/7
But he doesn't know you like I know you, Slim, no one does
He doesn't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You have to call me, man, I'll be the biggest user you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, ChocoP.S. We should be together too

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Why didn't I get a sig pic, Allen? :(

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Great stuff

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@TeaMilk s gone cold Im @Wedge_Antilles
@God_Of_Entirety
The @_MorningStar clouds up my @Winrawr
And I @CableZL

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Cpt_Pineapple posted...

knees weak arms are heavy

There's Almdudler on his sweater already
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teep_ posted...

There's Almdudler on his sweater already

LOL

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ArianaGrandSlam posted...

sensible chuckle

@ArianaGrandSlam , itd all be grey
@YoungMutual @BeyondWalls
It reminds me @No_U_L7
@Solar_Crimson

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What

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Lel upvote

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