Current Events > There is no relationship like the one between a man and his barber

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Akagami_Shanks
08/01/21 9:02:57 PM
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You cheat on your barber and you can never see him again

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lww99
08/01/21 9:04:26 PM
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the girl who used to cut my hair used to come over, blow me, cut my hair, and only charged $20

twas dope

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Hellmuth
08/01/21 9:05:03 PM
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I am my own barber.

Been cutting my own hair since 2012.

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Akagami_Shanks
08/01/21 9:08:06 PM
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Hellmuth posted...
I am my own barber.

Been cutting my own hair since 2012.
you don't miss the barbershop cultureE?

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Hellmuth
08/01/21 9:11:04 PM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
you don't miss the barbershop cultureE?
Nah, getting a haircut is always anxiety cuz you never know when the barber is gonna fuck your shit up.

Now if I fuck my shit up I only have myself to blame and it cost me nothing because I did it myself.

I save myself hundreds of dollars every year doing it myself.

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TheGoldenEel
08/01/21 9:15:44 PM
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My barber also owns a craft beer bar two blocks from me

he pours all kinds of dope tasters for me free

it pays to get to know your barber

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Akagami_Shanks
08/02/21 5:25:52 AM
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Hellmuth posted...
Nah, getting a haircut is always anxiety cuz you never know when the barber is gonna fuck your shit up.

Now if I fuck my shit up I only have myself to blame and it cost me nothing because I did it myself.

I save myself hundreds of dollars every year doing it myself.
you need a new barber if you're worried he's gonna fuck you up. As a minority, I usually go to minority shops(hispanic/black) and they always get me right and fresh. Spanish shops usually make my hair curly and make my facial hair razor thin, black shops usually fade me all around, either style works on me i've heard. But I've never doubted any of the barbers for a minute. I'm not dexterous enough to do it myself and I wear glasses so I'm blind as a bat the entire time i'm getting a cut.

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Hellmuth
08/02/21 5:32:27 AM
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Well yeah Im white and I have a receding hairline so I dont really give a fuck about a good barber theres not much they can do with what I got besides gives me a nice looking fade They try to line me up but my hairline looks like vegeta so its difficult to make it look good

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teep_
08/02/21 6:45:16 AM
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Mine shut down due to the pandemic
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Akagami_Shanks
08/02/21 9:42:35 AM
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teep_ posted...
Mine shut down due to the pandemic
Gotta find another one

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Akagami_Shanks
08/02/21 5:17:35 PM
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Fist bump

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mustachedmystic
08/02/21 5:29:38 PM
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I haven been to a barber since my old one retired almost 20 years ago. Now I go to SportsClips.

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Derwood
08/02/21 5:30:16 PM
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But my barber is........me
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krazychao5
08/02/21 5:31:39 PM
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is it bad if i go to hair mechanix or lady janes lol

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Akagami_Shanks
08/02/21 5:37:05 PM
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chain barbershops have no soul tbh

gotta go to a locally owned one

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teep_
08/03/21 12:11:15 AM
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Derwood posted...
But my barber is........me

Then who was phone?
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Vicious_Dios
08/03/21 12:14:40 AM
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Haven't been getting faded since the outbreak began... but it really all started when they locked my homie up. Dude's lines and fades were crispier than a mofo.

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SiO4
08/03/21 12:39:35 AM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
chain barbershops have no soul tbh

gotta go to a locally owned one


I have an amazing relationship with the guy who cuts my hair.
At this point I don't even know how much my cut is supposed to cost.
I usually bring in a bottle of wine, and from there on it's become a barter system.

...He opened up his own salon about a year and a half ago.
I can actually get a cut at about 13:00 in the night.
It's been one of the few good things that have happened to me over the last few years.
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