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Damn_Underscore
08/01/21 2:55:53 PM
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I'm surprised a youtuber or someone else with fleeting celebrity status hasn't started a campaign to become president

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SevenTenths
08/01/21 2:56:47 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
or someone else with fleeting celebrity

Like a reality tv star?

Would never happen.

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Strider102
08/01/21 2:57:00 PM
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That's all the incentive I need.

Vote for me!

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SSJPurple
08/01/21 2:57:06 PM
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Lame af. So much money wasted on ex president turds.

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Damn_Underscore
08/01/21 3:01:57 PM
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Even getting elected to Congress would be good. You won't necessarily live in luxury, but you will basically be guaranteed a comfortable life after retirement.

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Vicious_Dios
08/01/21 3:03:11 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
Lame af. So much money wasted on ex president turds.

They earned it, though.

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hockeybub89
08/01/21 3:03:48 PM
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You can even murder thousands without repercussions.

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Robot2600
08/01/21 3:04:04 PM
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SevenTenths posted...
Like a reality tv star?

Would never happen.


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brestugo
08/01/21 3:12:44 PM
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For Congressmembers, the real way they earn money is through access. They know precise person to call for any issue. Lobbyist, staff member what have you.

Ex-Presidents and VPs get money from speaking fees and the above.

According to a friend that's all Dan Quayle does right now. He's still something of a laughingstock in America, but in Asia, South America and in the Middle East he can get $300K for a speech. Europe and Africa won't touch him.

My friend arranged security protocols for him for 3 months before asking to be reassigned.


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BilalPowell
08/01/21 3:17:06 PM
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Why'd Trump and Biden wait so long? Obama was smart and did it younger.

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Thaumaturge
08/01/21 3:24:10 PM
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I'm a serious loner. Secret Service following me around for the rest of my life would cause me to kill myself. If all the pressure of being President doesn't kill me first.
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Thaumaturge
08/01/21 3:25:24 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
Why'd Trump and Biden wait so long? Obama was smart and did it younger.
Obama bought a 10 million dollar house. Presidents don't need their lifetime pension.
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brestugo
08/01/21 3:34:00 PM
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Thaumaturge posted...
I'm a serious loner. Secret Service following me around for the rest of my life would cause me to kill myself. If all the pressure of being President doesn't kill me first.
One of the things I heard that people with USSS security miss is the ability to just drive alone. Not everyone appreciates it but the ability to get in a car and just drive wherever the fuck you want at anytime is gone forever if you become POTUS or VPOTUS.

Driving is the 1st thing that comes up.

They miss the ability to just go to the fucking grocery -or any - store and shop randomly, wrongly or just buy nothing at all.


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Lost_All_Senses
08/01/21 3:34:56 PM
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Strider102 posted...
That's all the incentive I need.

Vote for me!

You gonna bring back pizza Fridays in high school? If not, fuck off.

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brestugo
08/01/21 9:19:02 PM
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Thaumaturge posted...
Obama bought a 10 million dollar house. Presidents don't need their lifetime pension.
"black man did something I didn't like, strip everyone of everything forever!" I know it's a popular tune, but let's scrutinize further...

The pension was created because a president (Hoover) was on the verge of being thrown out for being broke.

Presidents have supplemented the pension with speeches etc. as soon as they could. Just because Obama can get more per speech than Bush 1, Clinton, Bush 2 and others is no reason to throw the baby out with the water.

Don't let your Obama hate cloud your vision, although I suspect it's too late.

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Thaumaturge
08/02/21 12:23:47 AM
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brestugo posted...
"black man did something I didn't like, strip everyone of everything forever!" I know it's a popular tune, but let's scrutinize further...

The pension was created because a president (Hoover) was on the verge of being thrown out for being broke.

Presidents have supplemented the pension with speeches etc. as soon as they could. Just because Obama can get more per speech than Bush 1, Clinton, Bush 2 and others is no reason to throw the baby out with the water.

Don't let your Obama hate cloud your vision, although I suspect it's too late.
Whoa, guy, you've got it completely wrong. I voted for Obama in 2012, Hillary in 2016, Bernie in the primary, and Biden in the general. Too young to vote in 2008. I was just breaking his joke about how Obama became President for the pension and that he didn't need the pension.
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mooreandrew58
08/02/21 12:35:22 AM
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brestugo posted...
One of the things I heard that people with USSS security miss is the ability to just drive alone. Not everyone appreciates it but the ability to get in a car and just drive wherever the fuck you want at anytime is gone forever if you become POTUS or VPOTUS.

Driving is the 1st thing that comes up.

They miss the ability to just go to the fucking grocery -or any - store and shop randomly, wrongly or just buy nothing at all.

It would get old but id have fun with it. Going to weird stores and buying shit that will make them question what goes on in my head. Or go to sex shops and ask their opinions on the dildo selections

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