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UnfairRepresent
07/30/21 7:52:50 AM
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Your sisters got engaged and her suitor is a complete douchebag.

He frequently belittles her in public saying her outfit is ugly and she needs to work more on her appearance and figure.

No shows arrangements for stupid reasons like "Oh I had to go do that Magic The Gathering tournament and kick Little Tommy's ass. He was talking shit on twitter. That's more important than dinner, we have dinner all the fucking time. " Tommy is 13 years old

Talks her down when she makes suggestions and brags about being a provider/how smart he is despite earning less than her and not displaying any particular intelligence.

He leaves giant shitstains on the side of your toilet that he doesn't clean up. Makes fun of your interests and things you like. Frequently farts loudly in front of people. Pats your belly and says things like "So when's the baby due? Just kidding tubs, I know not everyone can be as fit as me."

And loudly expresses poorly thought out easily debunked offensive political and social views at inappropriate times.

You think he's making your sister depressed but she's bottling it up and not saying anything.



How do you react?
What do you do?

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nothanks1
07/30/21 7:55:54 AM
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How many sisters
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Mistere Man
07/30/21 7:59:11 AM
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Your sister's fiance is a huge dick.

(first thought) They are marrying Mara from the shin megami tensei series?!


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Shotgunnova
07/30/21 7:59:58 AM
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I hope he has a good trip back to Riften from Falkreath! Watch out for those mysterious archers that fire from bushes!

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BloodMoon7
07/30/21 8:12:06 AM
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Why's he using my toilet? I wouldn't allow my sister to use it. Next time he uses that toilet, I'll release tarantulas in there and lock him in. Then I'll release tarantulas outside. Then I'll release tarantulas in TC's house even though he doesn't have anything to do with it. I'll go to the UK and do this one thing and then leave.

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IfGodCouldDie
07/30/21 8:13:28 AM
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I'd probably kick the shit out of him everytime he disrespected her.

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Choco
07/30/21 8:17:55 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
I'd probably kick the shit out of him everytime he disrespected her.
cringe

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BloodMoon7
07/30/21 8:19:19 AM
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Choco posted...
cringe
Ikr? You'll be arrested so you should actually get them all in at once.

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IfGodCouldDie
07/30/21 8:37:17 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Ikr? You'll be arrested so you should actually get them all in at once.
Nope. I've been in enough fights and seen enough fights to know that it always ends up with no one arrested. Besides it would be his word against everyone else's.

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IfGodCouldDie
07/30/21 8:37:50 AM
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Choco posted...
cringe
Ok?

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RedJackson
07/30/21 8:40:02 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Nope. I've been in enough fights and seen enough fights to know that it always ends up with no one arrested. Besides it would be his word against everyone else's.

IKR the only person who is gonna disrespect my sister is gonna be m

Huh


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IfGodCouldDie
07/30/21 8:40:55 AM
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RedJackson posted...
IKR the only person who is gonna disrespect my sister is gonna be m

Huh
Lol

exactly

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yutterh
07/30/21 8:43:24 AM
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He gonna disappear.

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brestugo
07/30/21 8:48:30 AM
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The farting and shit stain thing is enough to bar him from my house. I wouldn't otherwise interfere in the relationship, but I'd tell my sister she is engaged to a deplorable pig.

Full disclosure: I have no sisters, so I don't know how a woman would take the statement - not too well, I'd imagine.

When you go to someone's home, you leave the bathroom at least as clean as you found it.

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UnfairRepresent
07/30/21 8:52:12 AM
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brestugo posted...
The farting and shit stain thing is enough to bar him from my house. I wouldn't otherwise interfere in the relationship, but I'd tell my sister she is engaged to a deplorable pig.

Full disclosure: I have no sisters, so I don't know how a woman would take the statement - not too well, I'd imagine.

When you go to someone's home, you leave the bathroom at least as clean as you found it.
I like that how he treats your toilet bothers you more than how he treats your sister lol

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brestugo
07/30/21 8:53:39 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I like that how he treats your toilet bothers you more than how he treats your sister lol
Well, like I said, I have no sister. I probably would be more upset, if I had one.

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UnfairRepresent
07/31/21 6:03:57 AM
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It's cool dude, I wasnt trying to criticize

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UnfairRepresent
08/01/21 5:29:34 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Nope. I've been in enough fights and seen enough fights to know that it always ends up with no one arrested.
wut

Plenty of fights end up in arrests

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Middle hope
08/01/21 5:44:00 AM
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When he makes some comments, I fire right back.

Maybe come up with a nice belittling name for him like squirt or lil mikey.

The second he touched me i would cripple him and beat him into submission.

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IfGodCouldDie
08/01/21 10:08:10 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
wut

Plenty of fights end up in arrests
Not in my experience, and I've been in plenty and worked in bars for many years. Not a single arrest has ever happened.

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