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UT1999 07/29/21 11:36:21 PM #1: |
yep a typical healthy male african lion that is fully grown, do you think any human could?
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Trumble 07/29/21 11:36:47 PM #2: |
Chuck Norris. </topic>
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Nacen 07/29/21 11:36:56 PM #3: |
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dj1200 07/29/21 11:37:09 PM #4: |
Besides Chuck Norris, no.
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Johnny_Nutcase 07/29/21 11:37:41 PM #5: |
Not a single human male from any part of the world could do it.
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FortuneCookie 07/29/21 11:37:43 PM #6: |
The say that prisoners in ancient Rome were sometimes set against lions to test how one might defend himself unarmed against a lion. Allegedly, none of the test subjects ever survived.
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dj1200 07/29/21 11:38:00 PM #7: |
Dogs have killed people. We're talking a fucking lion.
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FortuneCookie 07/29/21 11:39:13 PM #8: |
dj1200 posted...
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Mistere Man 07/29/21 11:42:33 PM #9: |
Depends if they get any weapons/tools.
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UT1999 07/30/21 7:22:20 AM #10: |
Mistere Man posted...
Depends if they get any weapons/tools.yeah i meant no weapons --- "Sometimes they even attack wounded foxes" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 07/30/21 7:35:08 AM #11: |
If wouldn't be too difficult. All you need is...
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St0rmFury 07/30/21 7:39:29 AM #12: |
If Samson can do it, surely we can too!
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mustachedmystic 07/30/21 9:31:10 AM #13: |
Literally impossible.
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monkmith 07/30/21 9:35:43 AM #14: |
FortuneCookie posted...
What about fucking a talking lion? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Middle hope 07/30/21 9:42:53 AM #15: |
Tsukasa Shishio could
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SauI_Goodman 07/30/21 9:44:33 AM #16: |
FortuneCookie posted...
The say that prisoners in ancient Rome were sometimes set against lions to test how one might defend himself unarmed against a lion. Allegedly, none of the test subjects ever survived.They starved those lions tho. Not exactly a healthy 100% lion --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 07/30/21 9:44:54 AM #17: |
You people and your Naruto crap. It's a drawing, it can't beat anything!
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IfGodCouldDie 07/30/21 9:45:00 AM #18: |
I can
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Glob 07/30/21 9:46:19 AM #19: |
Unarmed, no chance.
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g0ldie 07/30/21 9:46:38 AM #20: |
yea, without weapons, I don't think so, but with weapons, the Maasai were said to hunt lions in the past as a rite of passage back in the day, and they did it solo.
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PC-Builder_Pony 07/30/21 9:49:13 AM #21: |
The human advantage would be able to sprint longer to outrun
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mustachedmystic 07/30/21 9:52:27 AM #22: |
PC-Builder_Pony posted...
The human advantage would be able to sprint longer to outrunUhhhh, I dunno about dat. But, really, any time you'rehttps://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news /how-to-survive-a-lion-attack-6523224/ --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 07/30/21 9:53:00 AM #23: |
g0ldie posted...
yea, without weapons, I don't think so, but with weapons, the Maasai were said to hunt lions in the past as a rite of passage back in the day, and they did it solo.like all big cats they're an ambush predator, put on one of those backwards facing face masks or even just paint fake eyes on your back and you're drastically reduced the risk you'll get taken out before you can even fight. pair that with a spear and leather shield and you could probably block one swipe and get off one good attack. you fuck that up and you're dead though. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 07/30/21 9:55:22 AM #24: |
true.
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monkmith 07/30/21 9:55:33 AM #25: |
PC-Builder_Pony posted...
The human advantage would be able to sprint longer to outrunhumans aren't natural sprinters, they're endurance runners. we're not fast, we can just run forever. that's why we domesticated dogs, they're persistence hunters too. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Woodger 07/30/21 9:57:28 AM #26: |
An adult male lion could probably take a gorilla, a human doesn't have any chance.
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Xethuminra 07/30/21 9:59:49 AM #27: |
Woodger posted...
An adult male lion could probably take a gorilla, a human doesn't have any chance.Did you fact check that, chief? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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voldothegr8 07/30/21 10:01:03 AM #28: |
No
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Woodger 07/30/21 10:07:37 AM #29: |
Xethuminra posted...
Did you fact check that, chief?Well a tiger could definitely take a gorilla, and lions are only a little bit smaller... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xethuminra 07/30/21 10:09:57 AM #30: |
Woodger posted...
Well a tiger could definitely take a gorilla, and lions are only a little bit smaller...Its not just about that. Could a large adult male lion kill a large silverback gorilla? Sure. but male lions dont even really hunt like that.... like, an individual lion is not that serious tbh. A horde of Bengal Tigers vs anything a lion hunts would be a total massacre compared to what youre used to seeing. and their bite force is just too tiny ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 07/30/21 10:13:28 AM #31: |
No unarmed human could even beat a lioness (who do most of the killing for the pride - the male is basically crowd control).
Also see sig. There are people who have been thinking about this subject (and much more deeply, FWIW) for centuries. Only an exceptional few can survive against any lion - but even they must be armed. --- Not everyone is suitable to kill a lion - Maasai proverb. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xethuminra 07/30/21 10:14:34 AM #32: |
Humans are designed to wear clothing
wear armor better chance ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Juhanor 07/30/21 10:15:36 AM #33: |
Tarzan, racking his brains Maybe under a specific set of circumstances a strongman could do it https://i.imgur.com/GATUeRp.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xethuminra 07/30/21 10:19:26 AM #34: |
With many animals, you can go through the eye to reach the brain & trigger a catastrophic biological failure.
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TheShadowViper 07/30/21 10:21:28 AM #35: |
Humans developed weapons for a reason.
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Xethuminra 07/30/21 10:22:30 AM #36: |
Armor - Spear
You can kill a lion in fair combat. Like the Predator ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Conception616 07/30/21 10:26:48 AM #37: |
Back when her propaganda was at its highest point, some idiots probably would have claimed Ronda Rousey could. There were legit people saying she could beat up ANY dude
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IfGodCouldDie 07/30/21 10:39:33 AM #38: |
TheShadowViper posted...
Humans developed weapons for a reason.Yep, sending a human unarmed against a lion is like sending a lion declawed and detoothed against a human. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pauIie 07/30/21 10:39:59 AM #39: |
FortuneCookie posted...
What about fucking a talking lion? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GMAK2442 07/30/21 10:51:25 AM #40: |
Natural, no way.
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IShall_Run_Amok 07/30/21 10:55:11 AM #41: |
Batman, with time to plan.
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voldothegr8 07/30/21 10:56:33 AM #42: |
Xethuminra posted...
With many animals, you can go through the eye to reach the brain & trigger a catastrophic biological failure. Good luck trying to gouge a lion's eye out while it's mauling you to death. --- Oda break tracker 2021- 5 (4) | THE Ohio State: 7-1 | Las Vegas Raiders: 8-8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 07/30/21 10:59:15 AM #43: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
They starved those lions tho. Not exactly a healthy 100% lion If a human can't take a starved lion, they're not gonna survive a healthy one. <_< pauIie posted... Woah, damn. Simba's already on top of her. The Lion King: bringing the missionary position to kids movies. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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