Poll of the Day > Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick by David Wong

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KodyKeir
07/27/21 11:44:52 PM
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Jason Pargin (aka David Wong of Cracked fame) released his fifth book last year and the second in his Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits series. Anyone read it yet?

I will definitely be reading it (probably next week, there is a Dexter novel I have to fit in my schedule too) really enjoyed the first one in the series and I have been waiting for the sequel, so of course it was released in the middle of a pandemic when we were all busy with other things.

He is apparently working on the fourth book in the JDATE series, which just keeps getting weirder; "This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It" and "What the Hell Did I Just Read" both lived up to their titles. I actually forgot entirely about "What the Hell Did I Just Read", got a second copy and was well into chapter one until I remembered it.

Lastly, if you have not seen (or read) "John Dies at the End" go do that now.

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ParanoidObsessive
07/28/21 3:13:07 AM
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Ehh, I've never really liked David Wong at all.
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Mead
07/28/21 3:14:29 AM
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Not familiar with that author or his books

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LinkPizza
07/28/21 5:35:51 AM
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I read Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits and loved it. I have the second book, but havent read it yet
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KodyKeir
07/28/21 1:56:30 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Ehh, I've never really liked David Wong at all.

That's fine, he can be juvenile and crass, and is not everyone's cup of tea.

Mead posted...
Not familiar with that author or his books

Do you like horror/thrillers and or cyberpunk? (never really a horror fan myself but I enjoyed the JDATE series) John dies at the End (and sequels) for the horror, Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits for the cyberpunk, both are in his unique writing stlye, so if you like one you will probably like the others.

LinkPizza posted...
I have the second book, but havent read it yet

I'm hoping it's as good as the first one.

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helIy
07/28/21 4:12:27 PM
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the last jdate was really boring

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KodyKeir
07/28/21 5:28:54 PM
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helIy posted...
the last jdate was really boring

It was a slog to get through, but the title was accurate; it was the subject matter, when you have a horror plot revolving around children, well, you don't want to retain it.

I am hoping the next one is better, ZPtFitD will hopefully be a litmus of where he is at creatively, if it's good, I can write WTFDIJR as a direction he was at creatively at the time. With what went down at cracked.com I am sure there is a lot there we still don't know the full story about.

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helIy
07/28/21 5:31:41 PM
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the only time the title was accurate was when he revealed what that fuckin lake was imo


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darkknight109
08/03/21 11:33:06 AM
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Mead posted...
Not familiar with that author or his books
He used to write for Cracked and was, IMO, one of their best authors.

Never read his actual books, so can't comment on his prose, but his opinion writing is very good.

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KodyKeir
08/03/21 2:37:40 PM
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darkknight109 posted...
Never read his actual books, so can't comment on his prose, but his opinion writing is very good.

Same style, if you liked his work at cracked, you will (probably) like his books.

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Aculo
08/03/21 2:40:24 PM
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that title is cringe. i don't even know what it is and i already dislike it, ok?

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KodyKeir
08/03/21 2:42:37 PM
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Aculo posted...
that title is cringe.

ok.

Honestly, all of his titles are weird, but mostly accurate.

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