Current Events > $8,000 but you have to beat Brie Larson in a bareknuckle cage fight

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KO and submission only.

No weapons, no judges, no points. Crowd of 13,000 people and the winner gets $1 from each of their ticket costs (kids got in free)

She's legitmately trying her best.



Would you do it?


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Sure Id wreck her

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I'd pay that much to do it

Id just get her in a chokehold until she tapped out.

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I will try

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nothanks1 posted...

I'd pay that much to do it

the fuck

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only yes because of the kids

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Sure, why not?

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I guess, so long as she is a willing participant. $8k is pretty nice.


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I feel the average CE poster would lose. She would probably go for the balls

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Compsognathus posted...

I guess, so long as she is a willing participant

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It's weird your mind went there . Of course she consents

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I'd let her knock me out

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As long as she promises to use Black Widow pussy throw manauever.

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Im not hitting a girl. I was raised better than that.

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I knew what needed to be done when I signed up for the fight. She's going down.

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Who?

Anyway I get my ass kicked so no.

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...you're paying $8K to a site full of grown ass men to fight a fairly small actress who largely doesn't even do her own stunts and has zero legitimate fighting experience?

I mean, at least make it a scary chick, like Amanda Nunez or something. I'd still take the money and probably win against her, but she's put up a whole hell of a lot more of a fight than Brie Larson would.

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I have no chance. Even Thanos struggled.

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MajesticFerret posted...

...you're paying $8K to a site full of grown ass men to fight a fairly small actress who largely doesn't even do her own stunts and has zero legitimate fighting experience?

I mean, at least make it a scary chick, like Amanda Nunez or something. I'd still take the money and probably win against her, but she's put up a whole hell of a lot more of a fight than Brie Larson would.

you think you could beat Amanda Nunez? In a no rules cage fight? Lmao


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Id love for Brie Larson to beat the shit out of me.

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I train jiu jitsu so i'd take this in a heartbeat

UnfairRepresent posted...

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It's weird your mind went there . Of course she consents

Nothing in your original post says it's consensual on her part. Just that she will try her hardest.

For all that person knows, you could have kidnapped her and forced her to fight.

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AMajesticFerret posted...

...you're paying $8K to a site full of grown ass men to fight a fairly small actress who largely doesn't even do her own stunts and has zero legitimate fighting experience?

I mean, at least make it a scary chick, like Amanda Nunez or something. I'd still take the money and probably win against her, but she's put up a whole hell of a lot more of a fight than Brie Larson would.

Amanda Nunes would leave you snoring on the ground inside of 30 seconds.

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BettyWhite posted...

A

Amanda Nunes would leave you snoring on the ground inside of 30 seconds.

Nunes is 145lbs and 5 foot 8.

Sure she's a total badass who can whoop nearly any girl in a fistfight, but against 220+pound 6 foot 3+ man?

Physics is a thing, biology is a thing. A lot of guys with no training would whoop her.

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DJquackquack posted...

Im not hitting a girl. I was raised better than that.

Hey, it's not about hitting women. It's about setting up a scenario because you get so caught up on hating women that you enjoy to fantasize about beating the shit out of them.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Nunes is 145lbs and 5 foot 8.

Sure she's a total badass who can whoop nearly any girl in a fistfight, but against 220+pound 6 foot 3+ man?

Physics is a thing, biology is a thing. A lot of guys with no training would whoop her.

I bet I can beat you in a brawl

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Brie Larson trained in tae kwon do, judo, and boxing for Captain Marvel. She also has access to world-class strength and conditioning coaches. No thanks.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Nunes is 145lbs and 5 foot 8.

Sure she's a total badass who can whoop nearly any girl in a fistfight, but against 220+pound 6 foot 3+ man?

Physics is a thing, biology is a thing. A lot of guys with no training would whoop her.

She walks around more at 170 and hits like a truck. Most of CE absolutely would get melted by her.

Against one of these hypothetical massive dudes, she could easily just pull guard and submit them.

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MajesticFerret posted...

I mean, at least make it a scary chick, like Amanda Nunez or something. I'd still take the money and probably win against her

lol stop

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I'd like to be beaten by her bare feet instead

BettyWhite posted...

She walks around more at 170 and hits like a truck. Most of CE absolutely would get melted by her.

Against one of these hypothetical massive dudes, she could easily just pull guard and submit them.

CE maybe

But a large man?

Assuming they're not massively obese, they would kick her ass.

There's a reason why fights have weight and gender divisions. You're fooling yourself if you think Nunes can beat up a dude with longer reach who is 75 pounds heavier than her. That's just not accepting physics.

That's not a shot at Nunes, it's objective reality.

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$21,000 to beat up someone with no chance against me? Sure, Id just try not to injure her. Like someone else said, just put her in a hold until she taps out.

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Im just curious do any of yall know how to actually perform a hold against a resisting person?

not as easy as it sounds

soulunison2 posted...

Im just curious do any of yall know how to actually perform a hold against a resisting person?

not as easy as it sounds

Sounds like you have some experience eh?

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I got some training. So sure. She probably wouldn't be happy cause id probably go for what's called a jugular notch in my line of work. Two fingers crammed down behind that u shaped section between the collar bones. Its a fairly effective pressure point to take someone to their knees where taking to the ground will be a lot easier.

That fails I got other techniques and a little bit of wrestling expierence.

Training we get at work is weird. We just learn particular techniques from various schools of martial arts.i know ju jitsu is one of them. And there is just 1 muay Thai(sure I spelled that wrong) technique which is one of only 2 striking techiques we get taught cause we really aint supposed to be hitting inmates lol.

To be honest our training is a joke but I remember at least some of it. Mostly things involving pressure points

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BloodMoon7 posted...

Sounds like you have some experience eh?

i do actually, Ive done jiu jitsu for five years and have trained under Marcelo Garcia and black belts associated with him

mooreandrew58 posted...

I got some training. So sure. She probably wouldn't be happy cause id probably go for what's called a jugular notch in my line of work. Two fingers crammed down behind that u shaped section between the collar bones. Its a fairly effective pressure point to take someone to their knees where taking to the ground will be a lot easier.

That fails I got other techniques and a little bit of wrestling expierence.

Training we get at work is weird. We just learn particular techniques from various schools of martial arts.i know ju jitsu is one of them. And there is just 1 muay Thai(sure I spelled that wrong) technique which is one of only 2 striking techiques we get taught cause we really aint supposed to be hitting inmates lol.

To be honest our training is a joke but I remember at least some of it. Mostly things involving pressure points

bro pressure points arent really a thing in mma lol

soulunison2 posted...

bro pressure points arent really a thing in mma lol

So? Said no rules I'll use what I know. Use it to get her down and use this ground technique we where taught that with a slight modification becomes a choke hold.

Two pressure point techiques I know are strikes. One if landed right is supposed to make it difficult to use their arm temporarily the other is supposed to make an drop as it involves a heavy knee strike to the nerve running through the thigh. I'm more confident in being able to land the latter.

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mooreandrew58 posted...

So? Said no rules I'll use what I know. Use it to get her down and use this ground technique we where taught that with a slight modification becomes a choke hold.

Two pressure point techiques I know are strikes. One if landed right is supposed to make it difficult to use their arm temporarily the other is supposed to make an drop as it involves a heavy knee strike to the nerve running through the thigh. I'm more confident in being able to land the latter.

its not that theyre illegal is that they dont work its all bullshido bro lol

soulunison2 posted...

its not that theyre illegal is that they dont work its all bullshido bro lol

Not really. I had to go through the training some of that shit hurts like a mfer. And I did use one to gain compliance once to handcuff a guy.

My job is dangerous our training is a joke in that we dont practice it enough imo. But they wouldnt teach bullshit when it could be what keeps us alive.

Only issue is some people are immune to certian pressure points. I had two even the instructos couldnt get to work on me. One partially cause everyone and their brother was sneak attacking people with it back in middle school so I was used to it lol

I'm assuming you haven't had even a fraction of these used on you.

Pressure points alone wont win a fight its about getting them in a position more beneficial for you to take control of the fight

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mooreandrew58 posted...

Not really. I had to go through the training some of that shit hurts like a mfer. And I did use one to gain compliance once to handcuff a guy.

My job is dangerous our training is a joke in that we dont practice it enough imo. But they wouldnt teach bullshit when it could be what keeps us alive.

Only issue is some people are immune to certian pressure points. I had two even the instructos couldnt get to work on me. One partially cause everyone and their brother was sneak attacking people with it back in middle school so I was used to it lol

I'm assuming you haven't had even a fraction of these used on you.

i do jiu jitsu, Ive competed in A few tournaments- I absolutely know what Im talking about, these dont usually work because of all the adrenaline coursing through the body lol, theres a reason fighters like Marcelo opt for blood chokes instead of joint locks, because people can power out of them through sheer adrenaline

edit - OG and before you ask about my striking experience Ive done boxing on and off for a couple of years and I take MMA striking sometimes to complement my grappling

soulunison2 posted...

i do jiu jitsu

Ok and? I know what I'm talking about cause ive been through it. Have had it used on me have used it before myself.

I wouldn't be super confident using mostly that on someone my size or bigger but a female smaller than me? Yeah

As said its not all id use I have training in other techniques and a wrestling background to boot.

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mooreandrew58 posted...

Ok and? I know what I'm talking about cause ive been through it. Have had it used on me have used it before myself.

I wouldn't be super confident using mostly that on someone my size or bigger but a female smaller than me? Yeah

As said its not all id use I have training in other techniques and a wrestling background to boot.

would do you better to read the rest of my post

EDIT - and you should 100% rely on your grappling instead of your pressure point striking tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZt7bn-WYXs

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soulunison2 posted...

would do you better to read the rest of my post

EDIT - and you should 100% rely on your grappling instead of your pressure point striking tbh

You edited your post while I was writing mine. And trust me a well placed juggular notch can bring someone down to atleast one knee. But the knee strike one is specifically designed to make the leg to numb long enough they go down. Hell cops have used said pressure point with batons. Just takes a quick sharp strike to that nerve with a baton. The knee strike requires a bit more force but it works

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mooreandrew58 posted...

You edited your post while I was writing mine. And trust me a well placed juggular notch can bring someone down to atleast one knee. But the knee strike one is specifically designed to make the leg to numb long enough they go down. Hell cops have used said pressure point with batons. Just takes a quick sharp strike to that nerve with a baton. The knee strike requires a bit more force but it works

uhhhh thats more the baton doing damage than the actual nerve dude

Id do it. My punches arent strong at all but Ive won every fight Ive ever been in by fighting dirty. I could get her to submit
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soulunison2 posted...

uhhhh thats more the baton doing damage than the actual nerve dude

No the nerve plays apart. You dont have to swing like your going for a home run. I know a guy who had a cop do it to him. He said it wasnt so much it hurt but it was like he suddenly lost use of that leg for a few seconds.

Unrelated sorta but I just thought about this little female making this 6 ft 2 guy scream like a bitch with a pressure point technique. That one would be unlikely to get to use in a 1 on 1 fight though its more for pulling someone off of someone else

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UnfairRepresent posted...

the fuck

Imagine not doing it

Pay 8k to do it
make as much bet as possible for her to win
take a dive

In this scenario, I am imagining that she is throwing down the gauntlet to anyone? (I don't really see her participating any other way. Unless her parents are being held hostage and she has been erroneously informed that I am the criminal mastermind, and beating me in a cage fight is the only way to get them back, but half way through the fight when we are smack-talking each other, she comes to realise that she has been duped. We then agree to team up to rescue her family. What are we talking about?).

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