Poll of the Day > channing Tatum being in Kingsman 2 was pointless

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helIy
07/26/21 2:37:52 PM
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i actually expected him to be in it for more than 10 minutes

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ParanoidObsessive
07/26/21 2:41:10 PM
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Channing Tatum being in anything is pointless.
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Mead
07/26/21 2:42:22 PM
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Elton John more than made up for that

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Metalsonic66
07/26/21 2:44:30 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Channing Tatum being in anything is pointless.
This. Dude can't act for shit

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helIy
07/26/21 2:55:15 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Channing Tatum being in anything is pointless.
you're pointless

Mead posted...
Elton John more than made up for that
i can't disagree there tbh

Metalsonic66 posted...
This. Dude can't act for shit
he can act fine

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FatalAccident
07/26/21 2:55:39 PM
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u guys are such haters wow

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Metalsonic66
07/26/21 2:57:27 PM
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helIy posted...
he can act fine
He can act about as well as John Cena

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helIy
07/26/21 2:58:30 PM
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john cena also can act fine

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lihlih
07/26/21 3:16:31 PM
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Kingsman 2 as a movie was pointless. It threw away everything they set up in the first movie for no reason, and threw in a bunch of shitty plot elements that were vastly inferior to what the first movie did and set up.

Like what the fuck was the point of calling it Kingsman other than having Eggsy? They could've just made a whole new spy movie and nothing would've changed.
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Mead
07/26/21 3:18:23 PM
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Some folks just dont know how to adjust their expectations

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helIy
07/26/21 3:19:35 PM
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lihlih posted...
Kingsman 2 as a movie was pointless. It threw away everything they set up in the first movie for no reason, and threw in a bunch of shitty plot elements that were vastly inferior to what the first movie did and set up.

Like what the fuck was the point of calling it Kingsman other than having Eggsy? They could've just made a whole new spy movie and nothing would've changed.

...because it was a kingsman movie

literally a direct sequel of the first one

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lihlih
07/26/21 3:21:53 PM
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helIy posted...


...because it was a kingsman movie

literally a direct sequel of the first one


Did you even read anything I posted?
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Mead
07/26/21 3:31:58 PM
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lihlih posted...
Did you even read anything I posted?

do you not understand why a direct sequel would be titled as such?

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helIy
07/26/21 4:17:06 PM
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lihlih posted...
Did you even read anything I posted?
"what was the point of calling the sequel to Kingsman, Kingsman 2?????"

yes, i did read what you posted

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lihlih
07/26/21 4:40:13 PM
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helIy posted...

"what was the point of calling the sequel to Kingsman, Kingsman 2?????"

yes, i did read what you posted


Yeah, there was pretty much no point because they took all the sequel threads that the 1st one set up and threw it all away. I made that abundantly clear in my original post, and only people with clearly deficient reading comprehension would miss that.
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Mead
07/26/21 4:41:14 PM
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lihlih posted...
Yeah, there was pretty much no point because they took all the sequel threads that the 1st one set up and threw it all away. I made that abundantly clear in my original post, and only people with clearly deficient reading comprehension would miss that.

something doesnt become pointless just because you dont like it

stop being so childish about everything

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helIy
07/26/21 9:38:11 PM
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lihlih posted...
Yeah, there was pretty much no point because they took all the sequel threads that the 1st one set up and threw it all away. I made that abundantly clear in my original post, and only people with clearly deficient reading comprehension would miss that.
1st one didn't have sequel threads m8

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lihlih
07/26/21 10:07:34 PM
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helIy posted...

1st one didn't have sequel threads m8


Yes it did, only someone with a an adolescent brain would think otherwise.
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Zeus
07/26/21 10:37:54 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Channing Tatum being in anything is pointless.

Came in to say this. Even his Duke kinda sucked in GIJ: ROC


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Mead
07/26/21 10:43:57 PM
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imagine this being your dad

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GanonsSpirit
07/27/21 12:08:45 AM
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Kingsman 2 sucked. And the anti-headshot magic goo was actually the dumbest thing I've ever experienced in a movie. It's impossible to suspend my disbelief enough to believe that's even remotely possible.
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07/27/21 4:19:53 AM
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Mead posted...
Elton John more than made up for that


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ParanoidObsessive
07/27/21 4:23:55 AM
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Mead posted...
imagine this being your dad

I wouldn't want anyone on PotD to be my dad.
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Mead
07/27/21 4:33:46 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
I wouldn't want anyone on PotD to be my dad.

yeah cause youd be grounded mister

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helIy
07/27/21 7:59:28 AM
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GanonsSpirit posted...
Kingsman 2 sucked. And the anti-headshot magic goo was actually the dumbest thing I've ever experienced in a movie. It's impossible to suspend my disbelief enough to believe that's even remotely possible.
so everything else they have is fine, but you draw the line at headshot goo

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helIy
07/27/21 8:01:12 AM
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lihlih posted...
Yes it did, only someone with a an adolescent brain would think otherwise.
no it didn't lmao.

the one thing that could even be considered a sequel set up was him banging the princess in the butthole

and hey guess what, he is still banging her in the butthole in the sequel

here's a question: do you watch the james bond movies

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Lokarin
07/27/21 8:03:43 AM
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Kingsman 2 was pointless

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lihlih
07/27/21 8:32:38 AM
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helIy posted...

no it didn't lmao.

the one thing that could even be considered a sequel set up was him banging the princess in the butthole

and hey guess what, he is still banging her in the butthole in the sequel

here's a question: do you watch the james bond movies


Wow, the fact that you didn't get the set up of Lancelot and setting up Eggsy to be able to handle himself in order to have him be capable of carrying a sequel either with Lancelot being an equal or a smaller sidekick character just went over your head.
I have watched some James Bond movies, yes. Not sure what that has anything to do with this, but I'm sure in your head it has everything to do with this because your head works differently from a normal human being's.
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helIy
07/27/21 9:31:43 AM
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lihlih posted...
Wow, the fact that you didn't get the set up of Lancelot and setting up Eggsy to be able to handle himself in order to have him be capable of carrying a sequel either with Lancelot being an equal or a smaller sidekick character just went over your head.

lancelot was in kingsman 2.

and he did carry the sequel, he's literally the main character, and he does have a sidekick. i'm really not sure what you're bitching about.

lihlih posted...
I have watched some James Bond movies, yes. Not sure what that has anything to do with this, but I'm sure in your head it has everything to do with this because your head works differently from a normal human being's.

because how james bond does sequels is the same way kingsman did its sequel, bruv.

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lihlih
07/27/21 10:19:51 AM
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helIy posted...


lancelot was in kingsman 2.

and he did carry the sequel, he's literally the main character, and he does have a sidekick. i'm really not sure what you're bitching about.

because how james bond does sequels is the same way kingsman did its sequel, bruv.


Yeah, Lancelot was on the sequel for about 2 mins before being killed off for no reason.
Then there's Galahad, who was brought back for no reason other than that he was a popular and badass character. Eggsy is technically the main character, but Galahad drives the plot most of the times, and Eggsy barely gets to shine. They really dropped the ball when they used that dumbass bullshit to bring Galahad back, and the fact that you think all this is alright shows that you know nothing about cinema.
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helIy
07/27/21 10:27:10 AM
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she wasn't killed off for no reason

in fact, there was a very specific reason

harry was brought back, yes, the director and writer actually wanted to bring him back in a sequel before the first movie even came out

he also absolutely does not drive the plot at all

also, the fight scenes are mostly eggsy, with Elton John coming in second oddly enough, followed by harry

and yes, it's alright. this is a movie series with all kinds of weird shit that could not exist in real life drawing the line at headshot goo is very odd, considering in the first movie we have magic umbrellas, head exploding phones, wristwatches that can hack literally anything very easily, sword legs, ect.

i might know nothing of cinema, but at least i understand the context of a movies universe, which you seem to not be able to.


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lihlih
07/27/21 10:34:59 AM
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helIy posted...
she wasn't killed off for no reason

in fact, there was a very specific reason

harry was brought back, yes, the director and writer actually wanted to bring him back in a sequel before the first movie even came out

he also absolutely does not drive the plot at all

also, the fight scenes are mostly eggsy, with Elton John coming in second oddly enough, followed by harry

and yes, it's alright. this is a movie series with all kinds of weird shit that could not exist in real life drawing the line at headshot goo is very odd, considering in the first movie we have magic umbrellas, head exploding phones, wristwatches that can hack literally anything very easily, sword legs, ect.

i might know nothing of cinema, but at least i understand the context of a movies universe, which you seem to not be able to.



She was killed off after being worked up in the first movie. Pretty much everything that the 2nd movie did was betrayal of the 1st movie, and the fact that you can't see that makes it so it's not even worth speaking to you about movies. You have no idea about the structure or how sequels should jump off of the previous movie, and just want to suck the ducks of hack writers and directors.
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Revelation34
07/27/21 11:53:38 AM
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You're all wrong.

I haven't watched this
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helIy
07/27/21 11:55:32 AM
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lihlih posted...
She was killed off after being worked up in the first movie
she did exactly one single thing in the first movie, and it wasn't even terribly important. she even fucked it up.

lihlih posted...
Pretty much everything that the 2nd movie did was betrayal of the 1st movie
it's really not lmao. the second movie is an extension of the events from the first.

lihlih posted...
the fact that you can't see that makes it so it's not even worth speaking to you about movies. You have no idea about the structure or how sequels should jump off of the previous movie
except it does jump off of the previous movie, given how it's a sequel of the movie. it's actually not like james bond in that way, despite them being very similar types of movies. every james bond movie is a self contained story, eschewing the events from prior ones.

lihlih posted...
and just want to suck the ducks of hack writers and directors.
i straight up can't even tell you their names lmao.

just because you're pissed off over the sequel not conforming to your ridiculous view of how it should have did, doesn't mean it's not a sequel.

and for that matter, the entire series is based off of a graphic novel series. where the same things happen.

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lihlih
07/27/21 12:14:03 PM
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Yup, Helly showing over and over again how ignorant he is, not grasping the very basic concept of cinematography.
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helIy
07/27/21 12:27:25 PM
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you're the one who thinks the sequel isn't a sequel since it didn't adhere to your preconceived notions of what it should be lmao

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Mead
07/27/21 12:29:13 PM
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lihlih posted...
Yup, Helly showing over and over again how ignorant he is, not grasping the very basic concept of cinematography.

insisting that you are right and that others are wrong and dumb unsubstantially doesnt actually make you look good my dude

its actually really cringe cause a grown man should know better by now

nobody is ever gonna be impressed by the fact that you are not satisfied by the sequel to a comic book movie. No one will ever find that interesting.

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lihlih
07/27/21 12:32:07 PM
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helIy posted...


you're the one who thinks the sequel isn't a sequel since it didn't adhere to your preconceived notions of what it should be lmao


Except I'm not alone there. It's got less than 50% on meta critic, and most critics cite how badly it followed the first movie. So yeah, when most people disagree with you, chances are that you're the wrong one. Keep being stubborn though, you'll be right one of these days for the first time ever.
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helIy
07/27/21 12:36:29 PM
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kingsman 1 has a 60 on metacritic, if you were wondering

and all the bad reviews just say how it's more of the same from the first movie

which is consistent, what with it being a sequel and all.

so really, it's just you who thinks that way

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Mead
07/27/21 12:54:02 PM
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lihlih posted...
Except I'm not alone there. It's got less than 50% on meta critic, and most critics cite how badly it followed the first movie. So yeah, when most people disagree with you, chances are that you're the wrong one. Keep being stubborn though, you'll be right one of these days for the first time ever.



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lihlih
07/27/21 1:24:22 PM
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helIy posted...
kingsman 1 has a 60 on metacritic, if you were wondering

and all the bad reviews just say how it's more of the same from the first movie

which is consistent, what with it being a sequel and all.

so really, it's just you who thinks that way


Yeah, if you cherry pick reviews for your confirmation bias bullshit.
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helIy
07/27/21 2:21:21 PM
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that's what you did though

i didn't lmao

i don't understand why you're so upset that i liked something

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lihlih
07/27/21 2:52:12 PM
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helIy posted...
that's what you did though

i didn't lmao

i don't understand why you're so upset that i liked something


Lol, keep projecting and cherry picking to make yourself seem right.

I don't give a fuck if you like something, but don't pretend that you even know a shred of cinematography when you don't at all. I'm seriously done here, I can't even discuss anything with you because your knowledge on the subject is just straight up nonexistent.
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helIy
07/27/21 4:10:05 PM
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that's what you've been doing this whole argument lmao

just tell me why you're so upset that i liked this movie

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Mead
07/27/21 4:13:49 PM
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lihlih posted...
but don't pretend that you even know a shred of cinematography when you don't at all.

this just makes me think that you know very little about films and how to appreciate different types of storytelling

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helIy
07/27/21 4:25:51 PM
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it really does, considering cinematography is literally just how a movie is filmed. has nothing to do with the story or anything.

literally

Cinematography comprises all on-screen visual elements, including lighting, framing, composition, camera motion, camera angles, film selection, lens choices, depth of field, zoom, focus, color, exposure, and filtration.

so yeah, the cinematography of the movie is pretty good actually

so yeah, more projection from him since, based on how he kept using the word, he doesn't know what cinematography is.

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Phantom_Nook
07/27/21 5:52:36 PM
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Kingsman 2 was so forgettable that I forgot Channing Tatum was even in it until I saw this topic.

I recently watched 21 Jump Street again and that's a great movie, so he's cool.
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Mead
07/27/21 6:19:41 PM
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It isnt a huge part but he is good in the movie Side Effects also

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Revelation34
07/27/21 7:31:09 PM
#49:


lihlih posted...


Lol, keep projecting and cherry picking to make yourself seem right.

I don't give a fuck if you like something, but don't pretend that you even know a shred of cinematography when you don't at all. I'm seriously done here, I can't even discuss anything with you because your knowledge on the subject is just straight up nonexistent.


Okay, truck driver. Also those "critics" are regular people who also don't know anything about cinematography.
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