Poll of the Day > You guys are NOT going to believe this shit.

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HornedLion
07/23/21 5:57:50 PM
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So my 5 year old was doing her arts and crafts on the kitchen floor. She abandoned it and left.

Just now I walked in and got a cup of coffee and then felt intense heat like fire under my heel. Like I was standing on a hot iron.

I attempted to lift my foot but it was stuck! So, like a guy, I lifted it harder. And I succeeded in getting it off the ground.

Do you know wtf happened!? She was fucking using Gorilla Glue! When I took off my socks my top layer of skin went with them.



My sister got me these socks too. My favorite pair.

Anyone know what counteracts gorilla glue? Shit is on my hands and everything now.

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pionear
07/23/21 6:15:16 PM
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Far-Queue
07/23/21 6:22:14 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Anyone know what counteracts gorilla glue?
Godzilla glue

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OhhhJa
07/23/21 6:23:43 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Godzilla glue
Lol
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Zareth
07/23/21 6:24:29 PM
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Why do you keep gorilla glue in a place where a 5 year old can access it

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HornedLion
07/23/21 6:27:26 PM
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Zareth posted...
Why do you keep gorilla glue in a place where a 5 year old can access it

I dont. They climb and shit.

One time I woke in the middle of the night like 3am to some weird sounds. I was sure I had an intruder. I go to investigate... and it was her climbing through my closet shelves. At 3am!!!

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Jen0125
07/23/21 6:31:03 PM
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Lmaoooo

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Mead
07/23/21 6:34:52 PM
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Zareth posted...
Why do you keep gorilla glue in a place where a 5 year old can access it

yeah this is on you TC

teach her that this was wrong but also dont be mad at her she is 5 years old and you are the parent you gotta keep dangerous things away from her getting them

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Metalsonic66
07/23/21 7:11:38 PM
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lol

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Krazy_Kirby
07/23/21 7:16:57 PM
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if only there were some way to child-proof things.
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wolfy42
07/23/21 7:38:12 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
if only there were some way to child-proof things.


I heard Gorilla glue is good for that.

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EvilMegas
07/23/21 7:41:34 PM
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HornedLion posted...
I dont. They climb and shit.

If they know better, they won't.
Train your child better.

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HornedLion
07/23/21 8:01:59 PM
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Mead posted...
yeah this is on you TC

teach her that this was wrong but also dont be mad at her she is 5 years old and you are the parent you gotta keep dangerous things away from her getting them

Nothing else I can really do. But she knows not to touch it now so if she does again then thats on her.

Just glad it was me and not her mom.

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wwinterj25
07/23/21 9:02:22 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
if only there were some way to child-proof things.
What child? The TC just wants to brag about his socks.

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Ogurisama
07/23/21 9:03:54 PM
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HornedLion
07/23/21 9:05:40 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
What child? The TC just wants to brag about his socks.

Theres nothing to brag about... theyre gone.

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helIy
07/23/21 9:17:08 PM
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https://www.harpersbazaar.com/beauty/hair/a35480003/gorilla-glue-girl-hair-explainer-tessica-brown/

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rexcrk
07/23/21 10:04:30 PM
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God, having kids sounds too stressful to be worth it.

I truly dont see the appeal.

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Mead
07/23/21 10:12:15 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Nothing else I can really do. But she knows not to touch it now so if she does again then thats on her.

Just glad it was me and not her mom.

i suppose stuff just happens sometimes even if youre being a good parent, I shouldnt judge

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ArvTheGreat
07/23/21 10:33:42 PM
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A lot of people here arent parents and it shows

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CinderLock
07/23/21 10:47:52 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Godzilla glue
Lmfao

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ArvTheGreat
07/24/21 8:28:22 AM
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rexcrk posted...
God, having kids sounds too stressful to be worth it.

I truly dont see the appeal.
Its not that stressful the only time you usually hear from parents is when there kid fucks up so it always sounds like they are for the devil

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Metalsonic66
07/24/21 8:33:08 AM
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ArvTheGreat posted...
Its not that stressful the only time you usually hear from parents is when there kid fucks up so it always sounds like they are for the devil
Sometimes it's just the parents who fuck up

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sodium-chloride
07/24/21 8:58:29 AM
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ArvTheGreat posted...
A lot of people here arent parents and it shows

Lol seriously
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Mead
07/24/21 9:00:29 AM
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ArvTheGreat posted...
A lot of people here arent parents and it shows

kids can be great and Im sure that is amplified when its your own children

but also it seems like a monumental pain in the ass lol

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Revelation34
07/24/21 10:43:54 AM
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Maybe instead of keeping trash bags in your garage you can keep a child proof cabinet.
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OhhhJa
07/24/21 10:56:07 AM
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ArvTheGreat posted...
Its not that stressful the only time you usually hear from parents is when there kid fucks up so it always sounds like they are for the devil
Agreed. I actually go out of my way to tell people who are doubtful about having kids that it really isn't that stressful at all. In fact, it's more often quite rewarding. It's only stressful if you just can't handle taking care of someone and need 100% you time constantly
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ReturnOfFa
07/24/21 10:58:31 AM
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put shit like that in locked cabinets dumbass

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ReturnOfFa
07/24/21 10:59:06 AM
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a lot of people are dumbass parents

boom roasted

and people want me to pat them on the head for farting out a kid? nah

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ComradeSeraphim
07/24/21 11:45:15 AM
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HornedLion posted...
I dont. They climb and shit.
Putting things in a place where your 5 year old can't access them doesn't just mean just putting them up high, it means taking all appropriate measures to make sure they can't access anything you don't want them to. If they can climb, then it's your responsibility to take that into account when child proofing your home.

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HornedLion
07/24/21 12:22:22 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Agreed. I actually go out of my way to tell people who are doubtful about having kids that it really isn't that stressful at all. In fact, it's more often quite rewarding. It's only stressful if you just can't handle taking care of someone and need 100% you time constantly

This is true.

When she was 2, Id come home from work and shed give me this hug. It was a long embrace that made my entire work day worth it. It was as if she was saying, I know, daddy. I know.

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What_The_Chris
07/24/21 1:25:07 PM
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You're right, I don't believe it

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fettster777
07/26/21 2:16:19 PM
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Why did it burn? That's my question.
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HornedLion
07/26/21 6:33:16 PM
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fettster777 posted...
Why did it burn? That's my question.

I dont know. Chemical reaction with my foot or sock?

I dont recommend repeating this little experiment at home. Just take my word for it.

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Revelation34
07/26/21 10:40:34 PM
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HornedLion posted...


I dont know. Chemical reaction with my foot or sock?

I dont recommend repeating this little experiment at home. Just take my word for it.


The experiment is really easy to not do at home if you do what I said you should do.
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