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DB_Insider
07/06/21 10:57:25 AM
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Nacen
07/06/21 10:58:00 AM
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Step 1. No.

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rexcrk
07/06/21 10:58:12 AM
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Nacen posted...
Step 1. No.


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WingsOfGood
07/06/21 10:59:05 AM
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You mean they keeping you as a pet.
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pikachupwnage
07/06/21 10:59:40 AM
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If someone does this they should be burned alive with their entire property.

They are a menace to society

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kingdrake2
07/06/21 11:07:44 AM
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my niece had to deal with bed bugs when i was renting a room in the garage (wasn't so bad). just sucked when i later learned what happened to the dog my parents cared for (several month's later).

it got out and attacked the neighbors dog, ended up being put down in the worse way possible.
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PatrickMahomes
07/06/21 9:36:08 PM
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Yeah they're cute as fuck tbh

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DB_Insider
07/06/21 10:31:55 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Yeah they're cute as fuck tbh
Ikr
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Zikten
07/06/21 10:32:51 PM
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You better not
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legendary_zell
07/06/21 11:00:43 PM
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First, walk to the closest jail/prison. Second, punch the first cop you see. That should get you started.

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Trumpo
07/07/21 1:17:49 AM
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You scoop them up and let them suck your blood?
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DoctorPiranha3
07/07/21 8:44:37 PM
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Have you started
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afrodude77
07/07/21 8:45:14 PM
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Molotov your house but seriously have fun throwing away all of your furniture and having to wash all of your clothes, curtains and sheets to kill the eggs.

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DB_Insider
07/07/21 8:52:27 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Have you started
Not yet, I just realize my place was not in optimal condition for the bed bugs to thrive. Also what with all the negative replies? They are also living things just like us.
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BlingBling22947
07/09/21 6:14:54 AM
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Why though?

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Wii_Shaker
07/09/21 6:21:26 AM
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I consider myself one to have empathy for most living creatures.

However bed bugs have no place among humans and unless you are planning on becoming some sort of super villain, I strongly urge against keeping bed bugs alive, let alone as a pet.

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DB_Insider
07/09/21 6:58:12 AM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
Why though?
Because why not. For too long we humans has terraformed this planet to our liking without any much regards to mother nature. Yet we act as the paragon of truth and justice. Deciding what fates that will befall other lifeforms that we deemed unworthy or nuisance to us. I'm going to prove that humanity can be better.

Wii_Shaker posted...
I consider myself one to have empathy for most living creatures.

However bed bugs have no place among humans and unless you are planning on becoming some sort of super villain, I strongly urge against keeping bed bugs alive, let alone as a pet.

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Kakapo
07/09/21 8:50:33 AM
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I think mosquitos would be better pets.

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The Eko
07/09/21 9:13:51 AM
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https://youtu.be/XKSffnwkuyM


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afrodude77
07/10/21 10:55:13 PM
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DB_Insider posted...
Because why not. For too long we humans has terraformed this planet to our liking without any much regards to mother nature. Yet we act as the paragon of truth and justice. Deciding what fates that will befall other lifeforms that we deemed unworthy or nuisance to us. I'm going to prove that humanity can be better.


If you were to get a bed bug infestation then you'd quickly change your mind on that stance I wouldn't wish those little fuckers on my worst enemy.

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Tyranthraxus
07/10/21 10:58:40 PM
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Hey guys I was thinking about keeping a bubonic plague culture as a pet how do I get started?

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Ratchetrockon
07/10/21 10:59:45 PM
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Make an enclosure like this

https://youtu.be/NQRBMCegc6g


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DB_Insider
07/10/21 11:01:43 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Make an enclosure like this

https://youtu.be/NQRBMCegc6g
Thanks
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Ratchetrockon
07/10/21 11:02:54 PM
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DB_Insider posted...
Thanks
You are welcome

It hard to find info on this stuff. Lots of info for starting an ant farm but cant find much for bed bug farms.

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DB_Insider
07/10/21 11:08:21 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
You are welcome

It hard to find info on this stuff. Lots of info for starting an ant farm but cant find much for bed bug farms.
Its that niche wow, i feel special now
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TetsuoS2
07/10/21 11:11:09 PM
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i read the title and instantly became itchy

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Axiom
07/10/21 11:24:58 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Make an enclosure like this

https://youtu.be/NQRBMCegc6g
Should have his kids taken away from him
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LostForest
07/10/21 11:52:22 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
You are welcome

It hard to find info on this stuff. Lots of info for starting an ant farm but cant find much for bed bug farms.

Because ants are incredibly intelligent, fastidious animals who have a lot of similarities with humans, so it's interesting to watch them construct a microcosm of our own existence.

Bedbugs are boring, mindless parasites with literally no redeeming qualities.

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