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BeyondWalls
07/01/21 10:02:52 PM
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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/amber-heard-secretly-welcomed-baby-daughter-name-oonagh-212825583.html

Surprise! Amber Heard is a mom.

The 35-year-old Aquaman star secretly welcomed her first child, Oonagh Paige Heard, back in April. Heard shared the news with fans on Thursday along with a gorgeous photo of her holding her baby girl.

"Four years ago, I decided I wanted to have a child," Heard began. "I wanted to do it on my own terms. I now appreciate how radical it is for us as women to think about one of the most fundamental parts of our destinies in this way. I hope we arrive at a point in which its normalized to not want a ring in order to have a crib."

The actress acknowledged she hopes to keep her private life private, but understands "the nature of my job compels me to take control" of sharing the happy news.

"My daughter was born on April 8, 2021," she concluded. "Her name is Oonagh Paige Heard. She's the beginning of the rest of my life."

No word on who pooped the bed first.



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KiwiTerraRizing
07/01/21 10:03:18 PM
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Im the father

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Lost_All_Senses
07/01/21 10:05:19 PM
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How do you pronounce that first name?

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TheVipaGTS
07/01/21 10:05:57 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
How do you pronounce that first name?
Am-Burr

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What_
07/01/21 10:07:01 PM
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Oooh nah
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
07/01/21 10:07:53 PM
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Baby Jack Sparrow
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Zikten
07/01/21 10:08:17 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Im the father

I'm so sorry
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Lost_All_Senses
07/01/21 10:08:20 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Am-Burr

Thanks

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Christian RULES
07/01/21 10:08:26 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
How do you pronounce that first name?

oooooonaaghhhhhh


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Bishop9800
07/01/21 10:09:51 PM
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Zikten posted...
I'm so sorry


ok, that was funny.....

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Atralis
07/01/21 10:12:36 PM
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Whenever a celebrity has a 'secret baby' I think surrogate at this point.
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SSJKirby
07/01/21 10:17:45 PM
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"I'm not a terrible person, I'm a mother"

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Cemith
07/01/21 10:18:01 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Oonagh

What

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dj1200
07/01/21 10:19:36 PM
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K

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ExtremeLuchador
07/01/21 10:20:44 PM
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Aunt Oonagh from Altoona

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Lost_All_Senses
07/01/21 10:20:44 PM
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https://youtu.be/zY1xtnnMr2c

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Irony
07/01/21 10:20:55 PM
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Oonagh rip head off!

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Zikten
07/01/21 10:21:11 PM
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If this delays Aquaman 2 because she demands to keep her role but alao wants maternity time off, I'm gonna be pissed.

Just fire her and replace her with the lady from Game of Thrones
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MrKapowski
07/01/21 10:21:55 PM
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What's gonna happen to the baby when Amber realizes everyone still knows she's an abusive psychopath

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Wii_Shaker
07/01/21 10:22:30 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Oonagh

God bless you.


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ShineboxPhil
07/01/21 10:35:42 PM
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Temporal
07/01/21 10:37:14 PM
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Celebrities and giving their kids dumbass names.

Name a more iconic duo.

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DarthAragorn
07/01/21 10:38:39 PM
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do you think she's gonna beat the child too or will she keep that as something special for boyfriends

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Infinite 2003
07/01/21 11:09:21 PM
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So shes gonna be one of those people who gos by their middle name obviously

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Lost_All_Senses
07/01/21 11:14:47 PM
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Infinite 2003 posted...
So shes gonna be one of those people who gos by their middle name obviously

True. She at least gave her a safety net. She could of named her Oonagh Dookiebed Heard or something.

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Background_Guy
07/01/21 11:15:48 PM
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Ooga Booga Paige Heard
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Pepys Monster
07/01/21 11:18:52 PM
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MrKapowski posted...
What's gonna happen to the baby when Amber realizes everyone still knows she's an abusive psychopath
I dont think that baby is safe with her.

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Zikten
07/01/21 11:22:35 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...

I dont think that baby is safe with her.

I bet even if she has her baby taken away by child services for abuse, Hollywood will still keep putting her in movies and refusing to hire Johnny Depp
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garan
07/01/21 11:33:12 PM
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Zikten posted...
I bet even if she has her baby taken away by child services for abuse, Hollywood will still keep putting her in movies and refusing to hire Johnny Depp


Seems likely at this point.
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PC-Builder_Pony
07/01/21 11:34:05 PM
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Thats a yikes from me

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UnholyMudcrab
07/01/21 11:36:51 PM
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I'm hesitant to criticize the name because it could mean something special in, I dunno, Gaelic or something, but it's pretty damn hard to resist the urge.

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Zikten
07/01/21 11:38:11 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I'm hesitant to criticize the name because it could mean something special in, I dunno, Gaelic or something, but it's pretty damn hard to resist the urge.

I checked Google and it means Lamb
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Jiek_Fafn
07/01/21 11:38:52 PM
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Would not be surprised if she kidnapped a pregnant woman and cut the baby out of her

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DirkDiggles
07/01/21 11:43:19 PM
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Christian RULES posted...
oooooonaaghhhhhh


lol

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BeyondWalls
07/02/21 10:38:21 AM
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One little baby bump to spread the happy news.

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BarbaricAvatar
07/02/21 11:19:15 AM
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Oh. It's a serious topic. I came in expecting to see a pic/vid of a girl punching the shit out of another toddler.

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ZannoL
07/02/21 11:21:46 AM
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She was already arrested in the past for beating up her ex-gf. Let's not even go into what she did to Johnny Depp.

The idea of her being a mother to a little baby is terrifying. She is clearly someone messed up in the head and who is prone to violence and lying.
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MushroomMuncher
07/02/21 11:24:25 AM
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Ooga-Booga Paige Heard

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BeyondWalls
07/02/21 11:31:12 AM
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BarbaricAvatar posted...
Oh. It's a serious topic. I came in expecting to see a pic/vid of a girl punching the shit out of another toddler.
I know it sounds like the punchline of a joke, but it's real! It happened!

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