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GameFaksKombat
06/23/21 10:58:02 PM
#1:


If you are not a virgin then just choose your favorite primary color instead.










If you are a virgin, do you know why? Or more so, why do you think it's so hard for you to lose it.

If you are not a virgin, give some advice to the virgins on what they can do to lose it.
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Kanaya413
06/23/21 10:59:59 PM
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28
virgin due to trauma causing intimacy and trust issues
my favorite colour is blue I guess

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Puglia77
06/23/21 11:01:32 PM
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The Catgirl Fondler
06/23/21 11:02:06 PM
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37

I have literally nothing to offer, nobody in their right mind would want anything to do with me.
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toadfan64
06/23/21 11:04:00 PM
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Idk what legit advice I could give folks. I just talk a lot and it's lead to some fun times, but my anxiety definitely put that off for a while.

I will say, if you lower your standards a bit and aren't as ugly as a rock, Tinder/Hinge/Bumble etc will eventually work.
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ShineboxPhil
06/23/21 11:04:09 PM
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Kanaya413
06/23/21 11:06:08 PM
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Ill make my husbando real when I become a wizard(witch?)

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STEROLIZER
06/23/21 11:08:22 PM
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The Catgirl Fondler posted...
37

I have literally nothing to offer, nobody in their right mind would want anything to do with me.

If I had to give you any advice at all it would start with dropping that username for something...umm...just anything else

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Zikten
06/23/21 11:09:10 PM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
so far we only have 2 wizards

Make it 3

I turned 40 last Saturday. Virgin.

Reason? I blame my autism, depression and social anxiety. Apparently some girls used to have a little interest in me but I've lost my physical perks over rhe years. My only shot I had was when I was young and my mental disorders fucked that up. But its fine. I made peace with all this years ago. It doesn't bother me anymore
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ShyOx
06/23/21 11:13:18 PM
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Dear god this is a depressing topic

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  1. stop coming to CE

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bsp77
06/23/21 11:14:04 PM
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ShyOx posted...
Dear god this is a depressing topic

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1. stop coming to CE
Really

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Inferno Dive Dragoon
06/23/21 11:14:24 PM
#12:


STEROLIZER posted...


If I had to give you any advice at all it would start with dropping that username for something...umm...just anything else


I don't think my alt account has anything to do with my situation though.
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STEROLIZER
06/23/21 11:15:26 PM
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My legit advice is to:
  1. Take your relationship advice from successful men, not women.
  2. When taking in said advice, ask questions, but don't fight it.
  3. For the love of God man, whatever you are currently doing is obviously NOT working, so don't try to justify your current behavior.


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That's really the most helpful stuff I can come up with. I see so many hopless guys take their advice from women, instead of men whom have actually been in your spot and suceeded. Taking advice from women is how men tend to get themselves friendzoned.

I'll spot alot of hopeless men on the internet argue with the advice they are given, rather than ask questions about why it worked for the person giving it, and if it's the right path for them.

It's alot of "no, that's stupid and sexist, and I won't do it!"

Which then leads to the path of "this is how I think the world should work" type of discussion, which is typically just delusional and serves no real purpose other than to offer up excuses for ones current failure.

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bsp77
06/23/21 11:15:42 PM
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Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...
I don't think my alt account has anything to do with my situation though.
But being someone who likes to make alt accounts might though

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Kanaya413
06/23/21 11:16:03 PM
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  1. Take your relationship advice from successful men, not women.


but Im a woman what now

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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/21 11:18:15 PM
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STEROLIZER posted...
My legit advice is to:
1. Take your relationship advice from successful men, not women.
2. When taking in said advice, ask questions, but don't fight it.
3. For the love of God man, whatever you are currently doing is obviously NOT working, so don't try to justify your current behavior.

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That's really the most helpful stuff I can come up with. I see so many hopless guys take their advice from women, instead of men whom have actually been in your spot and suceeded. Taking advice from women is how men tend to get themselves friendzoned.

I'll spot alot of hopeless men on the internet argue with the advice they are given, rather than ask questions about why it worked for the person giving it, and if it's the right path for them.

It's alot of "no, that's stupid and sexist, and I won't do it!"

Which then leads to the path of "this is how I think the world should work" type of discussion, which is typically just delusional and serves no real purpose other than to offer up excuses for ones current failure.

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Also, there is a sex board for this stuff: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1061-1061-sex-and-sexuality
You cant fix someone who already likes who they are

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bsp77
06/23/21 11:20:16 PM
#17:


Kanaya413 posted...
1. Take your relationship advice from successful men, not women.

but Im a woman what now
Take it from successful women who used to be in your shoes then?

Can I add a #4 to STEROLIZER's list. Go out and learn how to be social in real life. A lot of guys have been successful by simply being in the right place at the right time. Some say it is luck, but I say it is simply making yourself available and opening up the possibility for something to happen. Being inside alone all the time will never change anything.

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bsp77
06/23/21 11:20:53 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
You cant fix someone who already likes who they are
And you just broke #3 lol

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SaquonDaGod
06/23/21 11:20:57 PM
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Sex is pretty over rated.

I wouldnt do it with someone unless I found them really attractive Like if I was a virgin I wouldnt just fuck an ugly person to get it out of the way Not worth the trouble.
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CosmicShadows
06/23/21 11:21:16 PM
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Exercise and be social.
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Kanaya413
06/23/21 11:22:14 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Take it from successful women who used to be in your shoes then?

Can I add a #4 to STEROLIZER's list. Go out and learn how to be social in real life. A lot of guys have been successful by simply being in the right place at the right time. Some say it is luck, but I say it is simply making yourself available and opening up the possibility for something to happen. Being inside alone all the time will never change anything.
Glad someone gave a serious answer instead of the same old any woman can get laid one

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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/21 11:23:20 PM
#22:


bsp77 posted...
And you just broke #3 lol
If rule 1 is shit rule 3 is certain to be worse


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STEROLIZER
06/23/21 11:24:54 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
1. Take your relationship advice from successful men, not women.

but Im a woman what now

If you are a woman and a virgin then my failsafe advice to you is simply to ask someone for sex.

Hop on Tinder, swipe right on everyone for 5 minutes. Watch some Netflix. Reopen the Tinder app an hour later, and copy and paste the following message, "I want to hook up, here is my address, text me once you are here" to your 20+ matches.

I could go to Disney+, start watching Infinity War, and if you were to follow the above instructions you could literally lose your virginity four times over by the time Thanos does the snap.

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bsp77
06/23/21 11:25:03 PM
#24:


MedeaLysistrata posted...
If rule 1 is shit rule 3 is certain to be worse
Now you broke #2

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Kanaya413
06/23/21 11:25:48 PM
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And there it is
not like women also have anxiety or anything

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TheAnthraxBunny
06/23/21 11:26:57 PM
#26:


ShyOx posted...
Dear god this is a depressing topic

steps to lose vcard

1. stop coming to CE
I lost my virginity at the time I was most active here tbh.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/21 11:28:08 PM
#27:


bsp77 posted...
Now you broke #2
I didnt get to 2 because rule 1 is so bad.

Your advice is good for normie relationships

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STEROLIZER
06/23/21 11:28:22 PM
#28:


Kanaya413 posted...
And there it is
not like women also have anxiety or anything

I mean, that's a different issue. It's not that you can't have sex. It's that you won't.

But either way, I would suggest you follow my advice but change the word "man" to "woman"

Relationship shit is different for each sex. You shouldn't be taking relationship advice from men either, because we see things differently...every single bit of advice that comes from a man is basically going to equate to "you want to lose your virginity, well hell I'll do it for you" or some other pig-headed response lol

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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/21 11:29:27 PM
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But do you have any advice for how to find non normie women?

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KainWind
06/23/21 11:30:24 PM
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28 and my brain is unable to form the words that would attract a woman. It's fine though because I haven't cared much lately and I'm happy.

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bsp77
06/23/21 11:30:30 PM
#31:


MedeaLysistrata posted...
I didnt get to 2 because rule 1 is so bad.

Your advice is good for normie relationships
What does that mean? I have autism and do just fine with dating.

And it wasn't my advice. I would have somewhat different advice, but he isn't wrong. Actually my advice would be tailored to each person.

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STEROLIZER
06/23/21 11:31:56 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
You cant fix someone who already likes who they are

That's true. Then comes the controversial topic of "should they like who they are?

Perhaps it's in societies best interest to instruct this person that they shouldn't like the person they are? I mean, that's legit bullying, but if it inspires the change which leads to a happier fulfilling life of sex, love, and family...maybe it's worth it?

That's tough one

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STEROLIZER
06/23/21 11:33:29 PM
#33:


MedeaLysistrata posted...
But do you have any advice for how to find non normie women?

Go to places non-normie women hang out, and then ask one out to go to non-normie shit? Like, head to an anime convention and trade devianart handles?

Y'all can DM on deviant art right? The platform supports that feature?

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Tryin2GetDaPipe
06/23/21 11:35:16 PM
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31, it's because I don't care and it's kinda hard to lose it when I don't try to socialize with anyone lol. It's also why I barely have any friends, idk it's just hard for me to trust anyone. Like work is the only place where I interact with other people and I've been there for 5 years so far and I'm only friends with 2 people there... it took me like 4 years of being around them constantly just for me to open up to those two lol. Though if anything, my best chance to lose it is with one of them, a girl around my age. She seems to enjoy my company alot and I do make her laugh alot, but I'm not rushing out there. If she's that interested in me then she's the one who's going to have to be aggressive with it, I'm not going to risk a friendship and make things awkward just because lol.

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STEROLIZER
06/23/21 11:35:56 PM
#35:


bsp77 posted...
Take it from successful women who used to be in your shoes then?

Can I add a #4 to STEROLIZER's list. Go out and learn how to be social in real life. A lot of guys have been successful by simply being in the right place at the right time. Some say it is luck, but I say it is simply making yourself available and opening up the possibility for something to happen. Being inside alone all the time will never change anything.

I mean, that is solid advice, but it has no place in my bullet pointed list because this is actual advice. My bullet points are just about asking for, accepting, and implementing said advice.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/21 11:36:48 PM
#36:


bsp77 posted...
What does that mean? I have autism and do just fine with dating.

And it wasn't my advice. I would have somewhat different advice, but he isn't wrong. Actually my advice would be tailored to each person.
Sorry I may have confused you and STEROLIZER

I want to find someone who agrees with my philosophy and how I live my life, but they also have to live that philosophy too.

I hate the way it TYPICALLY goes with women where they ask things like "what do you do" and my answer has to be dishwasher or whatever shitty job I have to get just so I can have the pleasure of even being an option. Even if they don't care about my job, if that is what they are about then I'm not having it.

There also aren't a lot of NEET women in general at age 30

Also, you can be autistic and be a normie (my version of normie). Same with schizo.

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Inferno Dive Dragoon
06/23/21 11:39:28 PM
#37:


bsp77 posted...
Being inside alone all the time will never change anything.


I'm not trying to change anything though because I don't care. Some people just aren't viable stock, I ended up being one of them. Oh well.
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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/21 11:39:39 PM
#38:


STEROLIZER posted...
That's true. Then comes the controversial topic of "should they like who they are?

Perhaps it's in societies best interest to instruct this person that they shouldn't like the person they are? I mean, that's legit bullying, but if it inspires the change which leads to a happier note fulfilling life of sex, love, and family...maybe it's worth it?

That's tough one
Who gets to decide who is worthy and on what grounds? Usually you earn the right to like yourself when you have become the apotheosis of normal

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bsp77
06/23/21 11:40:48 PM
#39:


MedeaLysistrata posted...
Sorry I may have confused you and STEROLIZER

I want to find someone who agrees with my philosophy and how I live my life, but they also have to live that philosophy too.

I hate the way it TYPICALLY goes with women where they ask things like "what do you do" and my answer has to be dishwasher or whatever shitty job I have to get just so I can have the pleasure of even being an option. Even if they don't care about my job, if that is what they are about then I'm not having it.

There also aren't a lot of NEET women in general at age 30

Also, you can be autistic and be a normie (my version of normie). Same with schizo.
Sorry, I took normie as neurotypical. But why would you want a NEET woman? I want someone with money lol

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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/21 11:41:57 PM
#40:


STEROLIZER posted...
Go to places non-normie women hang out, and then ask one out to go to non-normie shit? Like, head to an anime convention and trade devianart handles?

Y'all can DM on deviant art right? The platform supports that feature?
I dont just mean an anime fan >_>

Tbh if we examined the normie concept in detail it would probably fall apart, but it's very hard to find someone just like me, in a similar situation

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bsp77
06/23/21 11:42:13 PM
#41:


Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...
I'm not trying to change anything though because I don't care. Some people just aren't viable stock, I ended up being one of them. Oh well.
If you don't care then it doesn't matter. It only matters for those who want to lose their virginity and maybe have a relationship, family, etc.

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STEROLIZER
06/23/21 11:42:49 PM
#42:


MedeaLysistrata posted...
I want to find someone who agrees with my philosophy and how I live my life, but they also have to live that philosophy too.

I kind of addressed this. Hopeless men have an ideal vision of how dating SHOULD work. So they refuse to settle for anything less. But if you are in your 30's and still a virgin then it might be time to accept that your view on life is delusional.

STEROLIZER posted...
Which then leads to the path of "this is how I think the world should work" type of discussion, which is typically just delusional and serves no real purpose other than to offer up excuses for ones current failure.

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Kobe Bryant
06/23/21 11:42:53 PM
#43:


Wow at the results

Whenever I get into heated debates here, I take a step back and remember that I'm arguing with out of touch adult virgins and then all is well again

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Kanaya413
06/23/21 11:43:19 PM
#44:


MedeaLysistrata posted...
Sorry I may have confused you and STEROLIZER

I want to find someone who agrees with my philosophy and how I live my life, but they also have to live that philosophy too.

I hate the way it TYPICALLY goes with women where they ask things like "what do you do" and my answer has to be dishwasher or whatever shitty job I have to get just so I can have the pleasure of even being an option. Even if they don't care about my job, if that is what they are about then I'm not having it.

There also aren't a lot of NEET women in general at age 30

Also, you can be autistic and be a normie (my version of normie). Same with schizo.
Why do you want a neet woman we have Terrible lives

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Will_VIIII
06/23/21 11:43:32 PM
#45:


STEROLIZER posted...
If you are a woman and a virgin then my failsafe advice to you is simply to ask someone for sex.

Hop on Tinder, swipe right on everyone for 5 minutes. Watch some Netflix. Reopen the Tinder app an hour later, and copy and paste the following message, "I want to hook up, here is my address, text me once you are here" to your 20+ matches.

I could go to Disney+, start watching Infinity War, and if you were to follow the above instructions you could literally lose your virginity four times over by the time Thanos does the snap.
Giving your address to a bunch of strangers sounds like a great and safe idea

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Graycap
06/23/21 11:44:25 PM
#46:


Sterolizer has me blocked because he couldn't handle me fighting back against that toxic garbage he's spewing.

I'm not ashamed of being virgin. Anyone who unaccepting if that can suck it tbh. We don't all have to conform.
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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/21 11:44:47 PM
#47:


bsp77 posted...
Sorry, I took normie as neurotypical. But why would you want a NEET woman? I want someone with money lol
I mean presumably her family would support her, or the government or whatever. Hell even someone with a patreon trying to hack that is close enough

I guess I'd just feel comfortable around someone in the same situation. I get jealous easily. And she'd have more time anyway.

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Kobe Bryant
06/23/21 11:45:45 PM
#48:


Graycap posted...
Sterolizer has me blocked because he couldn't handle me fighting back against that toxic garbage he's spewing.

I'm not ashamed of being virgin. Anyone who unaccepting if that can suck it tbh. We don't all have to conform.


Lol don't pretend you're a virgin because you don't like to conform

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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/21 11:45:58 PM
#49:


Kanaya413 posted...
Why do you want a neet woman we have Terrible lives
I'm a NEET

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Kanaya413
06/23/21 11:46:25 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I'm a NEET

MedeaLysistrata posted...
I'm a NEET
sorry to here that
its a difficult situation

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