Current Events > If you could take your dick off, would you?

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MachineJaipur
06/22/21 4:39:25 PM
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Like a strap on.


You could even loan it out but your homie could lose it

You still maintain the ability to pee, so that's not a concern. You just get a tiny micropenis if you take your main dick off
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Xethuminra
06/22/21 4:40:09 PM
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**sucks teeth**
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TheGoldenEel
06/22/21 4:40:39 PM
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catboy
06/22/21 4:40:58 PM
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yeah I would lol

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codey
06/22/21 4:41:19 PM
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As long as I could put it back on

The ultimate insult would be literally throwing my dick at someone

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MrKapowski
06/22/21 4:42:41 PM
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codey posted...
The ultimate insult would be literally throwing my dick at someone

...that sounds like sexual assault

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/22/21 4:58:54 PM
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No I would not.

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AldousIsDead
06/22/21 5:00:14 PM
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Ok, but what's the actual advantage here?

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MachineJaipur
06/22/21 5:12:44 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Ok, but what's the actual advantage here?
Ability to wear tight jeans without tearing a hole in the front?
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jumi
06/22/21 5:13:37 PM
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Then I could suck it.

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LeoRavus
06/22/21 5:14:06 PM
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Only if I could still feel it and you know...

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R1masher
06/22/21 5:14:55 PM
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jumi posted...
Then I could suck it.

yoga has done wonders for me

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Strider102
06/22/21 5:15:06 PM
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Only if I could pop it on my forehead.

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codey
06/22/21 5:15:54 PM
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Imagine living in a world where you can literally take your dick off and do shit with it and choosing not to

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Trumble
06/22/21 5:16:32 PM
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Could be useful, some chick's all up on me and I'm just like "nah, sorry, I don't got my dick with me".

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Lost_All_Senses
06/22/21 5:16:44 PM
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My dick always finds it's way out the front my boxers. I feel like my dick would fall out the bottom of my pants and Id lose it.

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DravenRainrix
06/22/21 5:22:04 PM
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Yes.
It's a fucking pain the shorts when I'm trying to hike and it's swinging and my balls are chafing and such. Popping it off and putting in my back pack would be useful.

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MixedRaceBaby
06/22/21 5:22:46 PM
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no why would i

jumi posted...
Then I could suck it.
hm.

HMMMMM....

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Lost_All_Senses
06/22/21 5:24:46 PM
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jumi posted...
Then I could suck it.

No one said you would still get feeling out of it. I imagined a friend wouldn't want to use it if you got the feeling instead of him. So, the only reason to suck it would be for the enjoyment of feeling a weewee in your mouth

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MachineJaipur
06/22/21 10:32:42 PM
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CE would not
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ssj3vegeta2
06/22/21 10:33:27 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Ok, but what's the actual advantage here?

Butt stuff
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EnigmaticGale
06/22/21 10:34:06 PM
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Trumble posted...
Could be useful, some chick's all up on me and I'm just like "nah, sorry, I don't got my dick with me".

ah shit I left my dick in the car

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EnigmaticGale
06/22/21 10:35:21 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
My dick always finds it's way out the front my boxers. I feel like my dick would fall out the bottom of my pants and Id lose it.

nah dude youre good just put it in your purse, got zipper pocket in there

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apolloooo
06/22/21 10:35:26 PM
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Yes. i'd keep it like treasured sword

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Lairen
06/22/21 10:40:50 PM
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Can i replace it with a big black one?

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treewojima
06/22/21 10:45:30 PM
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As long as I don't lose it and have to buy it back from a street vendor
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Jdsmart
06/22/21 10:50:42 PM
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Questions:

Can you still feel it?
Can you buy upgrades?

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cjsdowg
06/22/21 10:51:29 PM
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NO...I might lose it .

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