Current Events > I messaged a bunch of girls today and one is actually coming over tonight

(+) Yeah! (+)

I never expected this to work

I'm nervous

She's kinda average and large but Jesus christ she's got such an ass

Now I gotta clean my room lol

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Bump

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those are the best ones. make sure to eat it

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CalypsoDoom posted...

Man I'd hate to be with someone and hear them telling other people how we met and they're like "oh she's fat and not super attractive but she has a nice ass"

reminds me of the time I jokingly asked to be rated and he just said "oh you're cute" LOL

Really? If I found out a girl didn't really find me hot but wanted to bang me cause of my calves or some shit, I would oil those shits up.

Also why jokingly ask a question you don't wanna know the answer to

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Pics of clothed ass

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CalypsoDoom posted...

Man I'd hate to be with someone and hear them telling other people how we met and they're like "oh she's fat and not super attractive but she has a nice ass"

reminds me of the time I jokingly asked to be rated and he just said "oh you're cute" LOL

Queen.

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Post pictures of dat ass please.

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pics?

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You are now tracking this topic.

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update?

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No pics should be a bannable offense.

inb4flaked

CalypsoDoom posted...

Should be bannable to post other people's shit without their consent imo

tbh

ive seen people do it here and its always creepy

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Flockaveli posted...

Queen.

Lol there he is.

CalypsoDoom posted...

Should be bannable to post other people's shit without their consent imo

If its on Tinder then its already available to the public on the internet.

BrandonSmith posted...

If its on Tinder then its already available to the public on the internet.

doesnt excuse creepy. if i met a girl on tinder and found out she posted my selfies somewhere, i would end the date there.

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Ermac posted...

doesnt excuse creepy. if i met a girl on tinder and found out she posted my selfies somewhere, i would end the date there.

lol ok

your pictures are literally available to everyone in the world if you posted them on Tinder.

Literally anyone on Earth with an internet connection can see your photos.

CalypsoDoom posted...

it's sarcasm lmao.

Nah I don't think so, dude wants you bad.

God, I miss old CE, when we posted pics and no one gave a fuck.

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CalypsoDoom posted...

that would also require a tinder account

Takes like 5 seconds to make

CalypsoDoom posted...

and either being in the proximity or having a premium account.

Which is like what? $10?

I have Tinder platinum and I use it to swipe on cute African women all the time (I live in the USA).

BrandonSmith posted...

lol ok

your pictures are literally available to everyone in the world if you posted them on Tinder.

Literally anyone on Earth with an internet connection can see your photos.

Yup. And if someone posted them on a message board for the sake of some horny dudes its still creepy

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Ermac posted...

Yup. And if someone posted them on a message board for the sake of some horny dudes its still creepy

As opposed to posting it on Tinder for horny dudes?

Just take the L bro.

Consent matters

its not gonna destroy me but id def think less of you

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Sexual consent. Consent to show a fully clothed picture?

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jon1012 posted...

God, I miss old CE, when we posted pics and no one gave a fuck.

This, smh.

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CalypsoDoom posted...

dude people around me don't even want me xfd

I think you're being too harsh on yourself ain't that right @Flockaveli

Master Kazuya posted...

She's kinda average and large but Jesus christ she's got such an ass

hell yeah

Master Kazuya posted...

Now I gotta clean my room lol

see this is why i don't invite people over

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CalypsoDoom posted...

Should be bannable to post other people's shit without their consent imo

it should be illegal
which it is in normal countries

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jon1012 posted...

update?

We fooled around a little but it seemed like she didn't feel like fucking

After she came (as in orgasm), she fell asleep lol, she's snoring next to me rn

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CalypsoDoom posted...

fair.
and because when you're with someone even though you know you're sloppy seconds it would nice to at least be lied to a bit. to think you could be someone's first choice. to actually think they would consider you more attractive than the friends they keep.
even for just a few minutes. just a few fucking minutes of not having to live in the reality of being worth nothing to anyone

Who cares if you're sloppy seconds or not. Your worth comes from within, not from how someone else chooses you. Fuck being lied to, what kind of wimpy logic is that. "If only I was their first choice, my life would have meaning"? Find your own meaning.

Also it doesn't matter how ugly you are, if someone is sleeping with you, they do think you're super attractive, even for just a moment. That's how attraction works.

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trappedunderice posted...

I think you're being too harsh on yourself ain't that right @Flockaveli

Yes @trappedunderice wouldn't you agree that @CalypsoDoom is fine as hell and an absolute queen that I would 100% let step on me in heels.

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Master Kazuya posted...

We fooled around a little but it seemed like she didn't feel like fucking

After she came (as in orgasm), she fell asleep lol, she's snoring next to me rn

Lol. No cumming for you? What a horrible lover.

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CalypsoDoom posted...

fair.
and because when you're with someone even though you know you're sloppy seconds it would nice to at least be lied to a bit. to think you could be someone's first choice. to actually think they would consider you more attractive than the friends they keep.
even for just a few minutes. just a few f***ing minutes of not having to live in the reality of being worth nothing to anyone

This is the most pathetic thing I've read all month. Stop looking for other people to validate you and give you self-worth. You're going to get exploited and be left even more miserable than you were before. I have buddy of mine that's a total player and if he was looking to get laid and had your number in his phone, and none of his other chicks are available, he'd sweet talk you and make you feel beautiful (because he'd pick up on your rock bottom self-esteem, else he'd neg you). But know that'll he'll be with some other chick in a couple days.

Master Kazuya posted...

Also it doesn't matter how ugly you are, if someone is sleeping with you, they do think you're super attractive, even for just a moment. That's how attraction works.

Woah there tiger, this is a very dangerous belief to have for girls. If a guy scores a girl like you did, it's meaningful for your attractiveness. If a girl scores a guy, it's another day that ends in "y". In general, Men's standards for sleeping with a girl are way lower than women's standards for men. This is why women will have a billion and 2 likes/swipes/matches/you name it while the majority of guys suck salt alone. What is more important for a woman is whether or not the guy she's sleeping with will stick around and provide for her if she gets pregnant with his kid, aka be in a relationship with her.

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Sad_Face posted...

What is more important for a woman is whether or not the guy she's sleeping with will stick around and provide for her if she gets pregnant with his kid, aka be in a relationship with her.

thats why there are forms of birth control. They give women more sexual freedom. As Im not having to worry about if the guy would be a good father because much less chance of a child.

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Master Kazuya posted...

We fooled around a little but it seemed like she didn't feel like fucking

After she came (as in orgasm), she fell asleep lol, she's snoring next to me rn

Ghost her.

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jon1012 posted...

thats why there are forms of birth control. They give women more sexual freedom. As Im not having to worry about if the guy would be a good father because much less chance of a child.

Fair. I suppose it's a poor choice of words. I suppose being a provider in the modern sense that this guy has his stuff together and isn't a broke dude,when you look for a relationship and are not looking for pleasure.

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jon1012 posted...

Lol. No cumming for you? What a horrible lover.

It was not my most fun night...

Pepys Monster posted...

Ghost her.

Meh, I'll keep the line open but I'm not gonna be the one to initiate.

Sad_Face posted...

Men's standards for sleeping with a girl are way lower than women's standards for men.

That's not my point. I'm saying that if two people sleep together there's generally some attraction involved. It's not like being 2nd in line means you are sloppy seconds, it means that you're just the next most attractive. They were making it seem like not being the most attractive option means you aren't attractive, but that's not the case. You're just less attractive but it doesn't mean you're not attractive.

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CalypsoDoom posted...

there is literally no one that could sweet talk me honestly

If you're in New England I bet I could

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