Current Events > Is there really a burglery every 11 seconds in America?

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Complete_Idi0t
06/11/21 12:59:28 AM
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How does everyone coordinate to make sure they do it at exactly the correct time?
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pfh1001
06/11/21 12:59:59 AM
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That's what tiktok is for.
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SunCider
06/11/21 1:25:29 AM
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It's random. Since the very first one, someone burgles someone every 11 seconds. No telling when it'll be your turn to burgle the person next to you.

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DespondentDeity
06/11/21 1:28:45 AM
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Yeh just got my 9th one in the last minute and a half

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berlyman101
06/11/21 1:29:39 AM
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*pulls gun on tc* fork it over, I've got a few hundred more left on my shift.

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gunplagirl
06/11/21 1:30:13 AM
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Keep in mind, a burglary is defined as
"Trespassing with the intent to commit another crime" so... Going into a walmart you're banned from to steal video games? Burglary. Breaking into someone's house at 3 am to murder them? Burglary (plus attempted murder at minimum). Guy who locked himself in a janitor's closet at work and starts going illegal drugs? Burglary.

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brestugo
06/11/21 1:34:45 AM
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When they catch that guy, there'll be hell to pay.

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DJquackquack
06/11/21 1:36:44 AM
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SunCider posted...
It's random. Since the very first one, someone burgles someone every 11 seconds. No telling when it'll be your turn to burgle the person next to you.
One time I missed my turn and the Burglars Union was all over me.

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DrizztLink
06/11/21 1:38:13 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
*pulls gun on tc* fork it over, I've got a few hundred more left on my shift.
That's robbery.

Burglary is theft without the use of force or threats.

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SunCider
06/11/21 1:41:46 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
One time I missed my turn and the Burglars Union was all over me.

You right, forgot to mention to TC, you really have to be on it when it's your turn. The person before you stops on 11; you should have a hand on your weapon on 0, or they'll get you.

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SunCider
06/11/21 1:43:39 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
That's robbery.

Burglary is theft without the use of force or threats.

If you're with the BU, they require you do it that way sometimes.

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gunplagirl
06/11/21 1:44:49 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
That's robbery.

Burglary is theft without the use of force or threats
It's not, though

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berlyman101
06/11/21 1:45:00 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
That's robbery.

Burglary is theft without the use of force or threats.

I burgled you while you were typing this

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Kloe_Rinz
06/11/21 1:49:26 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
That's robbery.

Burglary is theft without the use of force or threats.
I thought burglary was a combination of intrusion + theft

like cat burglars
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DJquackquack
06/11/21 1:51:52 AM
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SunCider posted...
You right, forgot to mention to TC, you really have to be on it when it's your turn. The person before you stops on 11; you should have a hand on your weapon on 0, or they'll get you.
Yeah, those guys run a tight ship.

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