Current Events > A slightly older version of yourself wearing an eyepatch approaches you

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TheChosenPurist
06/10/21 12:52:47 PM
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They run up to you and frantically scream DONT WIPE YOUR ASS!! before a group of men exit a dark colored van and shoot them to death with laser pistols; you narrowly escape.

What do you do?

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PatrickMahomes
06/10/21 12:53:00 PM
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I don't wipe my ass

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Xethuminra
06/10/21 12:53:18 PM
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Ill shoulder check him into fucking outer space

literally
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Crono99
06/10/21 12:53:40 PM
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I buy a bidet

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BuckVanHammer
06/10/21 12:54:10 PM
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get s 30 pack of corndogs

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Xethuminra
06/10/21 12:54:17 PM
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Orbit
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Questionmarktarius
06/10/21 12:54:42 PM
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Buy that nitrocellulose toilet paper anyway.
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Turbam
06/10/21 12:59:06 PM
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Check his pockets for toilet paper

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CyricZ
06/10/21 1:00:06 PM
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There are two things you do with your alternate self.

Kill them or fuck them.

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Criminalt
06/10/21 1:02:19 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Buy that nitrocellulose toilet paper anyway.
Just don't sniff it after you wipe and risk losing an eye.

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Questionmarktarius
06/10/21 1:06:25 PM
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Criminalt posted...
Just don't sniff it after you wipe and risk losing an eye.
The eye is still intact, just a little bit infected. May have to get an eyepatch to keep the ointment in place.
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Criminalt
06/10/21 1:07:05 PM
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And so it begins...

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eston
06/10/21 1:15:57 PM
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That reminds me, if I ever get a chance to go back in time and meet my past self, I'm totally going to wear an eyepatch just to keep that guy guessing

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Umbreon
06/10/21 1:17:39 PM
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Invest in a bidet.

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Questionmarktarius
06/10/21 1:18:01 PM
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So a couple of burly guys were asking about that toilet paper. Should I be concerned?
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iPhone_7
06/10/21 1:34:56 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Invest in a bidet.
Best answer here.

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TheChosenPurist
06/10/21 3:29:41 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
I don't wipe my ass

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SrRd_RacinG
06/10/21 3:30:28 PM
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MarshallStack
06/11/21 1:38:28 AM
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Kiryu-chan!

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