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Dakimakura
05/26/21 9:29:15 PM
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I see these men braggin all the time about to be a man implying that being a man is something that is a desired goal. So, what is so great about being of the man?

  • You can stick your pp in any objects that is safe or even unsafe if you want to risk it
  • You aren't really judged negatively if you aren't pretty
  • Don't have to wear a bra even though some men probably need it. I hear the womens hate wearing those things.

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MedeaLysistrata
05/26/21 9:30:28 PM
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Women dont expect men to be competent and will be really patient with us

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Itachi157
05/26/21 9:31:36 PM
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You're pretty much anonymous and invisible in public and never have anyone bug you or try to hit on you like women are subject to
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/26/21 9:31:59 PM
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We can piss standing up AND sitting down at the same time.

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g0ldie
05/26/21 9:32:17 PM
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it's super easy to pee anywhere

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Turbam
05/26/21 9:32:18 PM
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When you rearrange your ballsack and then sniff your fingers

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R1masher
05/26/21 9:32:39 PM
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Impromptu fart contests

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sutree
05/26/21 9:34:04 PM
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You can work out for like 3 months and you'll be stronger than 99.9% of the women on earth.

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Vicious_Dios
05/26/21 9:37:32 PM
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- We're still fertile way past our fifties. Where as women have a timeblock after the age of 35 where pregnancy risks multiply.

- Physical Strength.


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Slayerblade11
05/26/21 9:41:02 PM
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Having a baby doesn't radically alter your physique and put you out of commission for 9 months
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Wetterdew
05/26/21 9:43:02 PM
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You can walk around alone when it's dark without worrying about being assaulted/targeted by strangers.

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FL81
05/26/21 9:43:40 PM
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peeing standing up

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HighOnSolar
05/26/21 9:46:30 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
We can piss standing up AND sitting down at the same time.

man you cant wake up dead

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The Wheelman1
05/26/21 9:48:20 PM
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No pregnancies
No periods
No need to wear a bra
Stronger bodies than women

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BloodMoon7
05/26/21 9:50:41 PM
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It's easier to write your name in the snow with your pee?

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Big_Nabendu
05/26/21 9:51:06 PM
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the whole world is my toilet
I piss in victory

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h23456bca
05/26/21 9:52:08 PM
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Prostate

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CADE FOSTER
05/26/21 9:52:54 PM
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No periods
No giving birth
No men telling us what we can and cant do with our bodies
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MrResetti
05/26/21 9:53:00 PM
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You can always expose poser girls who call themselves gamers for the sake of the Earth

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Smackems
05/26/21 9:54:12 PM
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Fodder for wars

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Dakimakura
05/26/21 10:12:24 PM
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  • never not horny
  • idea of shooting projectiles into / on to another person is kind of cool
  • don't have to worry about getting too drunk and someone taking advantage of you
  • don't have to worry about being too nice and them misinterpreting it as romantic feelings.
  • don't have to worry about having promotions / jobs kept from you because you refuse sexual advances
  • really in general just way less worry

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jon1012
05/26/21 10:14:41 PM
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You can have multiple partners and no slut shame.

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jon1012
05/26/21 10:14:55 PM
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No makeup

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g0ldie
05/26/21 10:16:29 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
don't have to worry about getting too drunk and someone taking advantage of you
a lot of guys end up being sexually assaulted while they're drunk and/or high by both women and men

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Dakimakura
05/26/21 10:16:55 PM
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g0ldie posted...
a lot of guys end up being sexually assaulted while they're drunk and/or high by both women and men

Yeah, but it is still less.

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DespondentDeity
05/26/21 10:17:54 PM
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jon1012 posted...
No makeup

imagine not wearing makeup

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g0ldie
05/26/21 10:21:13 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Yeah, but it is still less.
true, but I think it's still important that we don't downplay domestic violence, sexual abuse and/or harassment males might face because such instances are as traumatic for them as they are for girls/women

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masticatingman
05/26/21 10:23:14 PM
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If youre ambitious and determined in todays world, really a guy can do just about anything for decades.

Although for a guy specifically Id say that was more pertinent a few decades ago.

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008Zulu
05/26/21 10:30:00 PM
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Statistically taller. I know it's a small thing, but I like being taller than most people.

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CrimsonWaffle
05/26/21 10:34:40 PM
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Being a miserable little pile of secrets

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voldothegr8
05/26/21 10:34:45 PM
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We can grow glorious beards
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DespondentDeity
05/26/21 10:36:49 PM
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Guys equipment options are bullshit tho and doesnt have enough inventory space.

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Dakimakura
05/26/21 11:29:11 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Guys equipment options are bullshit tho and doesnt have enough inventory space.

Save it for the womens topic

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DespondentDeity
05/26/21 11:29:44 PM
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Didnt know there was gonna be a sequel!

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The_Hat
05/26/21 11:31:38 PM
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It's really easy to look good or even great as a guy.
No matter what age or even weight, shave, wear a suit and tie, wear a nice watch, and you're done.

You can go to the mall and get a fitted suite, tie, shoes, and a decent looking watch for about $200-300.

Even casually, a plain well fitting t-shirt underneath an open button up shirt with a pattern and nice jeans and you'll look great.

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Hornswoggled
05/26/21 11:35:35 PM
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Dakimakura posted...


* You aren't really judged negatively if you aren't pretty

Erm, incels would disagree.

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Zeus
05/27/21 12:14:21 AM
#38:


Dakimakura posted...
I see these men braggin all the time about to be a man implying that being a man is something that is a desired goal. So, what is so great about being of the man?

...it means being able to take care of your responsibilities, as opposed to being a boy. Technically it's more downside than upside because men are expected to be hyper-competent in almost everything, but it's the burden that we have to bear.


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Hornswoggled
05/27/21 12:35:35 AM
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Zeus posted...
...it means being able to take care of your responsibilities, as opposed to being a boy. Technically it's more downside than upside because men are expected to be hyper-competent in almost everything, but it's the burden that we have to bear.

It can get ugly...

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