Poll of the Day > Dick of duck or Dong of kong?

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Dmess85
05/23/21 6:39:35 PM
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Dick of duck or Dong of kong?


would you rather have the dick of a duck or the dong of a kong?

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wwinterj25
05/23/21 6:48:04 PM
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I've already got the dick of a duck.

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Dmess85
05/24/21 3:00:13 PM
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A dick of duck would be useful for accuracy and navigate a maze. A dong of kong would be useful if it required raw strength.

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Mead
05/24/21 3:02:47 PM
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Both sound disciplined, yet tender

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LeetCheet
05/24/21 3:42:51 PM
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Aren't gorilla dicks kinda small though?

*Googles*

Yep, the average size of a erect gorilla dick is 1.25 inches(3cm).

So much for that Kong Dong.
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CarefreeDude
05/24/21 4:41:27 PM
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Depends on if the dong can expand

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Metalsonic66
05/24/21 4:44:35 PM
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When the dong comes a' knockin', don't Kong a rockin'

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Mead
05/24/21 4:46:33 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
Aren't gorilla dicks kinda small though?

*Googles*

Yep, the average size of a erect gorilla dick is 1.25 inches(3cm).

So much for that Kong Dong.

thats enough internet for you for one day

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Dmess85
05/24/21 6:37:59 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
So much for that Kong Dong.

yeah, more like a king ding

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SKARDAVNELNATE
05/24/21 7:23:49 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
So much for that Kong Dong.


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Dmess85
05/25/21 7:18:18 PM
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Shower you with coconut cream pie s

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adjl
05/25/21 7:20:16 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
Aren't gorilla dicks kinda small though?

*Googles*

Yep, the average size of a erect gorilla dick is 1.25 inches(3cm).

So much for that Kong Dong.

That would be the joke. Meanwhile, ducks have dicks that are ~105-110% of their body length, which are corkscrew shaped and have bristles at the end to brush out competitors' sperm.

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Nade Duck
05/25/21 7:26:44 PM
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idk tbqh

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Dmess85
06/02/21 8:17:04 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
idk tbqh

all of them!

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Dmess85
06/10/21 8:50:35 PM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

bwahaha!

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Mead
06/10/21 8:54:10 PM
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monke bone


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Metalsonic66
06/11/21 1:38:51 AM
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Daffy
Darkwing
Scrooge
Louie
Plucky
Dewey
Howard
Donald
Huey

Those are my rankings

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LeetCheet
06/11/21 3:28:47 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Daffy
Darkwing
Scrooge
Louie
Plucky
Dewey
Howard
Donald
Huey

Those are my rankings


You forgot Gizmoduck!
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Metalsonic66
06/11/21 3:32:14 AM
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I'm not gonna list every side character

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Blue Bomber 99
06/11/21 3:44:52 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
I'm not gonna list every side character

Reported for blasphemy against Gizmoduck.
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Metalsonic66
06/11/21 12:04:13 PM
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Blue Bomber 99 posted...
Reported for blasphemy against Gizmoduck.
I would put Launchpad above Gizmo

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Mead
06/11/21 12:07:54 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
I would put Launchpad above Gizmo

controversy

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Revelation34
06/11/21 2:17:54 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...

I would put Launchpad above Gizmo


Launchpad should have been on your list.
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Metalsonic66
06/11/21 3:21:29 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Launchpad should have been on your list.
Fine, he can go above Huey

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Revelation34
06/11/21 6:23:26 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...

Fine, he can go above Huey


Actually I'm going off the original anyway so maybe new Launchpad sucks.
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Metalsonic66
06/11/21 8:30:16 PM
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Basically the same

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Revelation34
06/11/21 9:22:29 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Basically the same


What about old Gizmo vs new Gizmo?
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