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DestroyerOfEvil 05/15/21 1:58:40 PM #1:	Shes 33 and Im 25... we just so happen to have the same birthday. I saw her a few days ago on the stair stepper and I couldnt take my eyes off her huge ass (shes a thick black woman) so I mustered up the confidence to go up and ask her for her number..... She didnt give me her number but she told me her Instagram handle and Ive been messaging her for a few days now. We been talking for a few days and the other day she told me she was at the gym with her husband and I asked if it would be weird if I showed up and she said no, we will just pretend like we dont know each other.... We were messaging each other on IG the whole time while the husband was also working out. I told her the other day that I got a boner when I first saw her and she said she was blushing... still havent done anything yet but Im totally gonna ask her to meet me in the bathroom next time we are in the gym together. Her husband is in his 50s.... Twice my age... hes way bigger and stronger than me tho and he could definitely kick my ass. <cite>DestroyerOfEvil posted [p:953935648] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Shes 33 and Im 25... we just so happen to have the same birthday. I saw her a few days ago on the stair stepper and I couldnt take my eyes off her huge ass (shes a thick black woman) so I mustered up the confidence to go up and ask her for her number..... She didnt give me her number but she told me her Instagram handle and Ive been messaging her for a few days now. We been talking for a few days and the other day she told me she was at the gym with her husband and I asked if it would be weird if I showed up and she said no, we will just pretend like we dont know each other.... We were messaging each other on IG the whole time while the husband was also working out. I told her the other day that I got a boner when I first saw her and she said she was blushing... still havent done anything yet but Im totally gonna ask her to meet me in the bathroom next time we are in the gym together. Her husband is in his 50s.... Twice my age... hes way bigger and stronger than me tho and he could definitely kick my ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 05/15/21 1:59:27 PM #2:	Fuck her tc... literally --- I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:953935675] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Fuck her tc... literally </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 05/15/21 2:00:32 PM #3:	This happened, for sure. I believe you, 5 karma alt account with no signature. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:953935714] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>This happened, for sure. I believe you, 5 karma alt account with no signature. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DestroyerOfEvil 05/15/21 2:01:00 PM #4:	Holy fucking shit... as I was typing this post she just asked me if I went to the gym today already <cite>DestroyerOfEvil posted [p:953935728] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Holy fucking shit... as I was typing this post she just asked me if I went to the gym today already </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DestroyerOfEvil 05/15/21 2:03:47 PM #5:	Guys this is real... Holy shit https://twitter.com/livingl08920122/status/1393627965267775502?s=21 <cite>DestroyerOfEvil posted [p:953935791] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Guys this is real... Holy shit https://twitter.com/livingl08920122/status/1393627965267775502?s=21 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DestroyerOfEvil 05/15/21 2:04:08 PM #6:	Its too busy at the gym today tho... no way I would get away with fucking her in the bathroom <cite>DestroyerOfEvil posted [p:953935802] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Its too busy at the gym today tho... no way I would get away with fucking her in the bathroom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 05/15/21 2:04:44 PM #7:	Yeah dont do it. Cheaters are scum and people that enable it arent much better. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:953935819] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Yeah dont do it. Cheaters are scum and people that enable it arent much better. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/15/21 2:05:08 PM #8:	DestroyerOfEvil posted... I told her the other day that I got a boner when I first saw her --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:953935827] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>DestroyerOfEvil posted... </cite> <quote>I told her the other day that I got a boner when I first saw her</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DestroyerOfEvil 05/15/21 2:06:20 PM #9:	@Turbam ... My exact words were I was trying to hide my excitement <cite>DestroyerOfEvil posted [p:953935856] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>@Turbam ... My exact words were I was trying to hide my excitement </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/15/21 2:06:47 PM #10:	That's a whole lot better. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:953935872] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>That's a whole lot better. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 05/15/21 2:07:17 PM #11:	Turbam posted... That's a whole lot better. It's not. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:953935878] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>That's a whole lot better.</quote>It's not. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/15/21 2:09:16 PM #13:	Gobstoppers12 posted... It's not. "I was trying to hide my excitement" is a hell of a lot better than "I got a boner when I saw you" --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:953935929] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite> <quote>It's not.</quote>"I was trying to hide my excitement" is a hell of a lot better than "I got a boner when I saw you" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/15/21 2:10:21 PM #14:	Oh this is a living legend alt lmao that explains it --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:953935963] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Oh this is a living legend alt lmao that explains it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DestroyerOfEvil 05/15/21 2:10:43 PM #15:	I put excitement in quotations so she knew what I meant <cite>DestroyerOfEvil posted [p:953935979] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>I put excitement in quotations so she knew what I meant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 05/15/21 2:11:18 PM #16:	You have to do better than this, Scion! --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:953935996] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>You have to do better than this, Scion! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/15/21 2:11:29 PM #17:	DestroyerOfEvil posted... I put excitement in quotations so she knew what I meant --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:953936002] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>DestroyerOfEvil posted... </cite> <quote>I put excitement in quotations so she knew what I meant</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 05/15/21 2:11:40 PM #18:	Turbam posted... "I was trying to hide my excitement" is a hell of a lot better than "I got a boner when I saw you" Only in the sense that "I totaled my car" is better than "I totaled my car and spilled my soda on the seat" --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:953936008] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>"I was trying to hide my excitement" is a hell of a lot better than "I got a boner when I saw you"</quote>Only in the sense that "I totaled my car" is better than "I totaled my car and spilled my soda on the seat" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoolMaskGuy 05/15/21 2:13:00 PM #19:	Lol why are you posting it on Twitter <cite>CoolMaskGuy posted [p:953936048] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Lol why are you posting it on Twitter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DestroyerOfEvil 05/15/21 2:13:20 PM #20:	Crazy part is she has only been married for 6 months and shes already trying to cheat on her husband The dude is 50+ years old though and he looks like a grumpy old man on steroids.... I saw him deadlifting 405 pounds like it was nothing and she said he has deadlifted 530 before. <cite>DestroyerOfEvil posted [p:953936066] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Crazy part is she has only been married for 6 months and shes already trying to cheat on her husband The dude is 50+ years old though and he looks like a grumpy old man on steroids.... I saw him deadlifting 405 pounds like it was nothing and she said he has deadlifted 530 before. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Number090684 05/15/21 2:13:56 PM #21:	So.... TC is that handle you have in line with your beliefs or is it all bullshit? <cite>Number090684 posted [p:953936085] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>So.... TC is that handle you have in line with your beliefs or is it all bullshit? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DestroyerOfEvil 05/15/21 2:14:25 PM #22:	CoolMaskGuy posted... Lol why are you posting it on Twitter I dont have enough karma to post images yet <cite>DestroyerOfEvil posted [p:953936099] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>CoolMaskGuy posted... </cite> <quote>Lol why are you posting it on Twitter</quote>I dont have enough karma to post images yet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 05/15/21 2:17:04 PM #24:	DestroyerOfEvil posted... Crazy part is she has only been married for 6 months and shes already trying to cheat on her husband The dude is 50+ years old though and he looks like a grumpy old man on steroids.... I saw him deadlifting 405 pounds like it was nothing and she said he has deadlifted 530 before. You should ask him for his instagram, sometimes you just need a pair of big strong arms to hold you tight. <cite>bknight posted [p:953936184] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>DestroyerOfEvil posted... </cite> <quote>Crazy part is she has only been married for 6 months and shes already trying to cheat on her husband The dude is 50+ years old though and he looks like a grumpy old man on steroids.... I saw him deadlifting 405 pounds like it was nothing and she said he has deadlifted 530 before.</quote>You should ask him for his instagram, sometimes you just need a pair of big strong arms to hold you tight. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
skermac 05/15/21 2:17:30 PM #25:	Dont do it tc! Have some self respect --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive <cite>skermac posted [p:953936197] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Dont do it tc! Have some self respect </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 05/15/21 2:20:08 PM #26:	Her husband is a roided up old guy with nothing to lose except maybe his wife. Well im gonna take her! Wish me luck! --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:953936283] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Her husband is a roided up old guy with nothing to lose except maybe his wife. Well im gonna take her! Wish me luck! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DestroyerOfEvil 05/15/21 2:24:28 PM #27:	Guys I only have 5 karma so Im on a posting limit... I have no idea how many posts I have left so Im gonna try my best to respond to posts in bulk... (if anyone could tell me how I can check how many posts I have left it would be greatly appreciated.) LordMarshal posted... Her husband is a roided up old guy with nothing to lose except maybe his wife. Well im gonna take her! Wish me luck! I never said I wanted to take her... just maybe fuck her a few times and pretend that nothing ever happened. skermac posted... Dont do it tc! Have some self respect I will live my life in regret if I dont penetrate this woman in the gym bathroom. <cite>DestroyerOfEvil posted [p:953936423] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Guys I only have 5 karma so Im on a posting limit... I have no idea how many posts I have left so Im gonna try my best to respond to posts in bulk... (if anyone could tell me how I can check how many posts I have left it would be greatly appreciated.) LordMarshal posted... </cite> <quote>Her husband is a roided up old guy with nothing to lose except maybe his wife. Well im gonna take her! Wish me luck!</quote>I never said I wanted to take her... just maybe fuck her a few times and pretend that nothing ever happened. skermac posted... </cite> <quote>Dont do it tc! Have some self respect</quote> I will live my life in regret if I dont penetrate this woman in the gym bathroom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 05/15/21 2:24:59 PM #28:	TC is Living Legend he got ran off here a month ago after vividly describing how he sexually assaulted his former girlfriend. --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:953936445] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>TC is Living Legend he got ran off here a month ago after vividly describing how he sexually assaulted his former girlfriend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 05/15/21 2:25:05 PM #29:	DestroyerOfEvil posted... I will live my life in regret if I dont penetrate this woman in the gym bathroom. I'm experiencing cringe. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:953936448] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>DestroyerOfEvil posted... </cite> <quote> I will live my life in regret if I dont penetrate this woman in the gym bathroom.</quote>I'm experiencing cringe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 05/15/21 2:25:47 PM #30:	Flockaveli posted... TC is Living Legend he got ran off here a month ago after vividly describing how he sexually assaulted his former girlfriend. Oh shit, is that who that was? I forgot to tag back then. No wonder this topic reads like a creepy-pasta. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:953936476] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Flockaveli posted... </cite> <quote>TC is Living Legend he got ran off here a month ago after vividly describing how he sexually assaulted his former girlfriend.</quote>Oh shit, is that who that was? I forgot to tag back then. No wonder this topic reads like a creepy-pasta. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 05/15/21 2:26:03 PM #31:	Ah ok everyone can just block TC then. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:953936483] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Ah ok everyone can just block TC then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kirbyakaZ 05/15/21 2:31:38 PM #32:	spikethedevil posted... Yeah dont do it. Cheaters are scum and people that enable it arent much better. This --- https://www.twitch.tv/mattthehat I stream Beat Saber Monday-Friday at midnight PST! You can request songs for me to dance to, even the Kirby Dance! <cite>kirbyakaZ posted [p:953936654] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah dont do it. Cheaters are scum and people that enable it arent much better.</quote> This </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 05/15/21 2:44:38 PM #33:	Husband: --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:953937057] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Husband: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DestroyerOfEvil 05/16/21 5:35:55 PM #34:	Havent seen her since that day where she was there with her husband. Turns out she was meeting family in Philadelphia (several hours away) when she messaged me the other day. <cite>DestroyerOfEvil posted [p:953974545] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Havent seen her since that day where she was there with her husband. Turns out she was meeting family in Philadelphia (several hours away) when she messaged me the other day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I4NRulez 05/16/21 5:38:27 PM #35:	Flockaveli posted... TC is Living Legend he got ran off here a month ago after vividly describing how he sexually assaulted his former girlfriend. wait, backstory on this please. Cant just be dropping bombs like this --- The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content. <cite>I4NRulez posted [p:953974626] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Flockaveli posted... </cite> <quote>TC is Living Legend he got ran off here a month ago after vividly describing how he sexually assaulted his former girlfriend.</quote> wait, backstory on this please. Cant just be dropping bombs like this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 05/16/21 5:39:36 PM #36:	Gobstoppers12 posted... This happened, for sure. I believe you, 5 karma alt account with no signature. This is the new LivingLegend account --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:953974661] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite> <quote>This happened, for sure. I believe you, 5 karma alt account with no signature.</quote> This is the new LivingLegend account </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 05/16/21 5:40:31 PM #37:	I4NRulez posted... wait, backstory on this please. Cant just be dropping bombs like this TC shitposts relentlessly, I don't know why anyone would believe any story he posts --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:953974694] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>I4NRulez posted... </cite> <quote>wait, backstory on this please. Cant just be dropping bombs like this</quote> TC shitposts relentlessly, I don't know why anyone would believe any story he posts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 05/17/21 11:14:40 PM #39:	TC was an alt who is now no longer an active member, he is suspended --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:954022168] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>TC was an alt who is now no longer an active member, he is suspended </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CosmicShadows 05/17/21 11:18:46 PM #40:	Good riddance. Creepy topic! --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>CosmicShadows posted [p:954022328] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Good riddance. Creepy topic!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 05/17/21 11:20:03 PM #41:	Poor guy, he was really trying his hardest to convince y'all that his story was legit. --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:954022382] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>Poor guy, he was really trying his hardest to convince y'all that his story was legit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 05/17/21 11:53:19 PM #42:	pics --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:954023354] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>pics </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 05/17/21 11:53:47 PM #43:	OffTempo posted... pics Tc is suspended --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:954023365] in I'm flirti... [t:79460877]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted... </cite> <quote>pics</quote>Tc is suspended </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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