Current Events > Who wants to start a cult with me? I found the perfect compound for sale.

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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18000-Illinois-River-Rd-Cave-Junction-OR-97523/2111550297_zpid/?

Who wants to put up $287k to go halfsies with me on a cult?

Over 100 acres. It's literally in a national forest. While we wait for the cult to build we can rent out space to campers and maybe RVers. Get a bunch of septic tanks running.

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The cult will be about pre-internet life. Regular members can't use the internet but we'll get internet options for ourselves, because how else will we attract new cult members? And sell our merchandise? And upload our new vids of what the cult is up to?

But we'll be the leaders. We'll be responsible and get special perks like internet.

And we'll make everyone do some sort of manual labor to turn into money. Again, except us. We'll be the management.

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I'm down. My labor proposal would be composting. I would do delivery with goose neck trailer.

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Is it a situation where only you get to bang all the women? Cause I want to bang some women too.

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nah fam, i aint into that cyanide Jim Jones type of bullshit...

Jiek_Fafn posted...

Is it a situation where only you get to bang all the women? Cause I want to bang some women too.

i get to bang most of the women. you get to bang some of the women.

and im actually wondering if this place could just be a great investment on its own without having to do a cult.

105 acres is a ton. looks like at least 30 camping spots, maybe up to 100 or more? Its got 8 toilets afterall...

Rent out 4x4s and side by sides. get a little general store going during peak season for campers and then hunters in the fall / summer.

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Looks better for a cult tbh, dunno what else you are going to use a bunk house for.

Maybe a militia.

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oregon already has enough militias though, not sure the market is big enough for another.

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I'm down

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I actually woke up to 2 messages this morning that might have been courting me for a cult. They were called Core Spirit, they advertised as a mental health collective who wanted me to join, they advertised "services" and when I googled them I found results of Reddit claiming they've been trolling different spiritualism board like r/taoism.

I was expecting like pornbot spam, but these were full messages with links to their website to register. It was pretty eerie. They won't get me though, I'm too clever and strong-willed to join a cult.

Anyway TC, about this cult - can I be the arbiter of the roach pit, determining when the forsaken ones have been cleansed by the spiritually cleansing administration of cockroach bites?

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