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Balnazarr
05/27/21 11:35:37 AM
#151:


He doesn't care. He found new whales (OIC) dropping $100-200+ daily. Isn't it nuts how they come in at the last second and drop $200?
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WallStreetWolf
05/27/21 4:45:38 PM
#152:


LightningAce11 posted...
It's just the usual "I'm gonna be very ahnest, I'm going to make a post asking for support while I refill my water" stuff we knew he did, but he insisted that he didn't even though there was no reason to lie since it's on twitter.

That's lame. I thought you meant privately messaging individual whales. Now that would be news

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Nazanir
05/28/21 3:21:01 AM
#153:


WallStreetWolf posted...
That's lame. I thought you meant privately messaging individual whales. Now that would be news
He would never admit that. We all know he lies as he breathes. Just remember things like the Twitch payment after he got departnered, his wedding, Jasper, etc.

His disgusting behaviour is just never going to end. He barely acknowledges superchats as a source of income for example. He needs money and he needs it NOW.

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Vyrulisse
05/28/21 3:48:37 AM
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LightningAce11
05/28/21 11:31:28 PM
#155:


"I'm one of the least hateful people there could fucking be in content creation!"

Then why is it that toxicity surrounds you every where you go dsp?
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LightningAce11
05/30/21 5:52:42 AM
#157:


https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion/comments/no461z/new_fan_art/

He loves getting sneak dissed.
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LightningAce11
05/30/21 10:55:51 PM
#158:


He's earning more on youtube than he did on twitch yet still insists on the $400 tips a day goal.
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Slayer_22
05/30/21 11:07:09 PM
#159:


LightningAce11 posted...
He's earning more on youtube than he did on twitch yet still insists on the $400 tips a day goal.

He really needs it guys.
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Nazanir
05/31/21 1:24:30 AM
#160:


LightningAce11 posted...
He's earning more on youtube than he did on twitch yet still insists on the $400 tips a day goal.
I can't help but wonder whst kind of life you are living if you need 400 dollars per day just to get by.

So either he is saving up a lot of money to live comfortably when everything goes tits up (which would be the smart thing to do), or he is spending it like crazy because of addictions, like gambling.

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DeadBankerDream
05/31/21 2:24:43 AM
#161:


It really is baffling that he can just continue the "I need 400 dollars a day to live" lie without any pushback from regular doners. Even within a cult like his the amount is so outrageous there should be some accountability for how that money is spent.

It's gonna be interesting come June 23rd or whenever he says he gets paid by youtube (I still have no clue why he can't wait for a monthly payday after getting 12k+ in the last month plus his twitch payment) if he's actually going to lower the tips goal. My assumption is that he'll at the very least try to do a "well, it's almost the end of the month, we'll see in July"

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pokeytrader
05/31/21 3:23:20 AM
#162:


He's not going to lower the tips goal. He's not hitting it every stream, but he's hitting it most of the time and bringing in enough money overall that it's clear the whales are willing to sustain this level of support. I think a number of his smaller supporters have started to realize just how much money he makes and as a result have stopped donating, but they make up such a tiny percentage of his income that they hardly matter. As long as the whales keep dropping thousands of dollars a month, DSP can continue to ask for $400 a day without providing any proof that the money is needed or being used properly.
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Slayer_22
05/31/21 4:02:43 AM
#163:


Who knew YouTube would be such a goldmine for him?
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MasterVG782
05/31/21 10:50:02 AM
#164:


I imagine it's the "pity factor" going on right now, since his whales feel sorry for him being removed from the partner program on Twitch. A lot of them probably feel a special "attachment" to DSP in some manner, even though they are nothing more than just money to him and he'd throw them under the bus in a moment's notice, especially once they stop giving him money. That's all this whole thing is to DSP, money and nothing more than money. He has no need to stop living his "lavish lifestyle" if people keep feeding it.

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LightningAce11
06/01/21 1:39:15 AM
#165:


https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1399503649567494144

He has such odd takes on things. Not where I thought he'd be going at all.
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DeadBankerDream
06/01/21 2:04:47 AM
#166:


It's weird how every time he dies it's a lagfest, delayed inputs and "I'm pressing buttons!"

Like, that's all I'm getting from that tweet. That if I watch that particular stream archive I will notice him dying an unusually high amount of times and he wanted to get in front of that and explain it away before I saw it.

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MasterVG782
06/01/21 3:23:31 AM
#167:


That is DSP in a nutshell, though, whenever he plays multiplayer games. If he does bad, then it's the game's fault, whether it's lag or some other kind of bullshit he can make up.

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Slayer_22
06/01/21 4:45:40 AM
#168:


My favorite excuse he uses is 'beginner trap'.
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pokeytrader
06/01/21 4:49:07 AM
#169:


Because if he hadn't played on a holiday, he would have had a wonderful time and wouldn't have complained about lag at all, right?

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Nazanir
06/01/21 2:12:36 PM
#170:


Phil claimed May wasn't a good month. A tally shows that in the month of May Phil made over 12.000 dollars in tips alone, and close to 16.000 dollars if you count tips and everything else.

Oh, and everything goes to his bills.

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MC_BatCommander
06/01/21 2:18:29 PM
#171:


Well when you spend all of your income on jpegs of wrestlers it's hard to pay the infinite bills

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LightningAce11
06/01/21 4:50:16 PM
#172:


WWE champions is one thing he'll take to his grave. I can't imagine the circumstances where he admits to playing it and continue to beg.
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MC_BatCommander
06/01/21 4:55:37 PM
#173:


What's weird is his whales probably wouldn't give a shit if he did admit it. No one who makes six figures a year should struggle to pay bills unless they are wasting money, I'm sure they know he wastes his income and just don't care.

It'd be one thing if he had kids or chronic illness

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LightningAce11
06/01/21 5:01:48 PM
#174:


A lot of mods and fans have left him upon learning of the sneaky stuff he's done, I think he's just afraid of letting more brainwashed people go.
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LightningAce11
06/02/21 12:15:23 AM
#175:


Lol, supposedly a dude trolled dsp with a promise of a $100 tip. Phil followed everything the guy said, scouring the chat and eventually the dude told him he lied. Phil got so angry he ranted and banned the chatter.
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Nazanir
06/02/21 1:34:14 AM
#176:


The member goal (sub goal basically) went up from 150 to 250 overnight without Phil adressing it. It was at 148/150 before increasing it.

Scummy doesn't even begin to describe him.

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LightningAce11
06/02/21 7:28:17 PM
#177:


One of the funniest things that DSP has done is move to Washington because he believed he would pay no property or business taxes.
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MC_BatCommander
06/02/21 9:04:56 PM
#178:


IIRC the start of his insurmountable credit card debt was the move to Washington

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Balnazarr
06/02/21 9:41:19 PM
#179:


OIC is giving away thousands of dollars to DSP. It's beyond pathetic to see how much he has spent on DSP. For someone so busy he spends every waking moment in DSPs streams now.

Also, Derich is evolving into a true coomer.
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LightningAce11
06/02/21 11:07:02 PM
#180:


https://youtu.be/Z_5W-p_u_kg

He's legitimately dumb.

"God of War 2 wasn't delayed because they didn't give an exact release date, they just said it would be out end of 2021! That's giving a general release window and they changed that!"

So they delayed the release window?

"... alright gtfo here, you're derailing my stream."
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Balnazarr
06/03/21 10:05:23 AM
#181:


DSP is never wrong and always right.
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WallStreetWolf
06/03/21 5:38:02 PM
#182:


He's actually right about that. If they don't give an official release date it's hard to say it was actually delayed

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LightningAce11
06/03/21 5:57:07 PM
#183:


WallStreetWolf posted...
He's actually right about that. If they don't give an official release date it's hard to say it was actually delayed

But if you say "we will be releasing it in late 2021" then decide to push it to "mid 2022" how can you take that as anything but a delay? They had a release window and pushed the release window.
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WallStreetWolf
06/03/21 9:21:37 PM
#184:


Because I'm not a moron and understand that's a very rough estimation not indicating an actual release date whatsoever. It's a time frame they were shooting for, not a solid date you should mark on your calendar

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Slayer_22
06/03/21 9:58:23 PM
#185:


WallStreetWolf posted...
Because I'm not a moron and understand that's a very rough estimation not indicating an actual release date whatsoever. It's a time frame they were shooting for, not a solid date you should mark on your calendar

Still a delay. Like, it fits the actual definition as defined by Merriam-Webster. He's arguing semantics so he can be corrected. It's not about being a moron, it's just DSP was nitpicking and still being incorrect. No one's a moron except DSP, allegedly.
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LightningAce11
06/04/21 7:41:14 AM
#186:


"I don't know why you people talk about money constantly" - man who talks about money constantly.
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pokeytrader
06/04/21 7:44:15 AM
#187:


LightningAce11 posted...
"I don't know why you people talk about money constantly" - man who talks about money constantly.
He's the same man who sets a tips goal of $400 a day, then loses his shit if anyone tries to use basic math to figure out what that adds up to over the course of a year.
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Slayer_22
06/04/21 7:45:15 AM
#188:


"I don't know why you people talk about money constantly." *noise* "WOAH, FIFTY DOLLAR TIP FROM _____"

Sounds like something he'd say, ngl.
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LightningAce11
06/04/21 8:47:14 PM
#189:


Bodied in yet another fighting game. Why do all these lolcows suck at games?
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LightningAce11
06/06/21 3:29:52 AM
#190:


https://mobile.twitter.com/LyteSydeBill/status/1400617997769875458

Lol he's gonna throw a fit.
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Nintendo_Porn
06/06/21 3:32:10 AM
#191:


LOL

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DeadBankerDream
06/06/21 3:37:18 AM
#192:


I don't get it.

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Nintendo_Porn
06/06/21 3:42:34 AM
#193:


DeadBankerDream posted...
I don't get it.

Alter universe DSP gets to have the partnership, and mocks actual DSP while at it.

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LightningAce11
06/06/21 3:44:46 AM
#194:


Also, did anyone see his advice on getting a car? It came from the guy who got conned into getting a new lease by bmw that was more expensive than his previous one.
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pokeytrader
06/06/21 9:55:11 AM
#195:


LightningAce11 posted...
Bodied in yet another fighting game. Why do all these lolcows suck at games?
I don't know about other cows, but in DSP's case it's because he is lazy, hates playing video games, has chosen to focus on begging over gameplay, and has diminished mental and physical reflexes due to years of an extremely isolated and sedentary lifestyle. Beyond those reasons, there is no impetus to play well (other than his own ego, which in this case takes a backseat to his laziness). I doubt his whales would contribute more if he were better at games.
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LightningAce11
06/06/21 9:41:58 PM
#196:


Someone told phil he should go back to the original tips goal so he could hit it more often.

Phil of course got very snarky and told him to complain to twitch or give him the money he lost after his partnership was removed so he could lower it.
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DeadBankerDream
06/07/21 1:53:58 AM
#197:


Is he pretending he didn't make I think 14k+ in tips and a few thou from his partnership payment since he was departnered, even though anyone watching his streams and adding up numbers can easily see he did, or is literally just saying that that amount isn't enough for him to live by the pay his bills?

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Nazanir
06/07/21 3:45:01 AM
#198:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Is he pretending he didn't make I think 14k+ in tips and a few thou from his partnership payment since he was departnered, even though anyone watching his streams and adding up numbers can easily see he did, or is literally just saying that that amount isn't enough for him to live by the pay his bills?
It is his MO.

During the vest streak he made over 35k and that money has evaporated. Calling out the 200 dollar tip goal per stream adds up to 120k per year, results in a ban.

Any surplus of money he has ever made will get memoryholed into oblivion so he can keep up the narrative that he is poor and needs money for bills.

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pokeytrader
06/07/21 5:21:23 AM
#199:


Nazanir posted...
Any surplus of money he has ever made will get memoryholed into oblivion so he can keep up the narrative that he is poor and needs money for bills.
This especially comes into play when he gets a huge tip on one stream, then continues to beg like crazy on the next stream, and it's the reason why he doesn't want anyone talking about money. Anyone with half a brain can figure out that he makes way too much money to be crying poor. If he were actually in as much financial trouble as he claims, he would have been forced to make actual lifestyle changes a long time ago. Instead, no matter how much money he makes, he continues to claim that he won't be able to pay his bills/mortgage/taxes. If someone gave him $100,000 tomorrow, he would still be begging hard every stream, and mention of the $100,000 would quickly become a banworthy offense.
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DeadBankerDream
06/07/21 2:49:55 PM
#200:


Someone needs to do a compilation video of Phil's reactions to Miu in DRV3.

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