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UnfairRepresent
05/13/21 6:55:19 AM
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Your millionaire Scottish-American businessman great uncle Carrefour-Weathersgate just died and you're surprised to learn that you're in his will.

Problem was the will is old and he wrote it when you were a wee lad.

As such all his money and valuable property was given to all your siblings and cousins.

But he left you all his companies surplus unsold toys that were kept in storage growing dust.

You open some of the boxes and find pogs, fidget spinners, Happy Meal Sonic toys, loom bands, rocks with googly eyes, Don't Have A Cow Bart Simpson (Wearing blue) t-Shirts in kids sizes, those plastic sticky things that climb down walls, WWF figures with sweating action, slinkys.

And there's hundreds of these boxes. All technically new but dirty and dusty and crumpled as fuck from years if not decades of storage



How do you react?
What do you do?

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BloodMoon7
05/13/21 7:02:31 AM
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I light that shit on fire.

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UnfairRepresent
05/13/21 7:52:03 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I light that shit on fire.

Seems extreme

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Flauros
05/13/21 7:57:59 AM
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sell them on ebay in nostalgia lots. If anything is truly rare i would consider selling to private collectors.

If i see anything that really catches my eye, i would keep it.

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RedJackson
05/13/21 7:58:27 AM
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Donate them I guess

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Solar_Crimson
05/13/21 7:59:30 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UR201plc8

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Flauros
05/13/21 8:00:37 AM
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Lokison
05/13/21 8:13:03 AM
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Sell them all to collectors.

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UnfairRepresent
05/13/21 4:14:25 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UR201plc8
Bart looked so happy at the end there

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UnfairRepresent
05/14/21 6:19:53 PM
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Also troll dolls

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