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pinky0926 05/13/21 5:26:05 AM #1: |
"No, can't be taking the mask off", he says.
Well now what do I do? @Funkydog @Parappa09 @anybritishcemenhelpplease --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rapid99 05/13/21 6:15:53 AM #3: |
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Tom Clark 05/13/21 6:22:19 AM #4: |
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Cuppa deez nuts As a Brit, this tbh. Or rock awkwardly back on your heels, do an uncomfortable half-smile and drop the classic "Been busy this week?" If he replies "Not too bad," or some variation thereof, then your social obligations have been met and you can now potter around the house doing nothing and pretending to act natural until he fucks off. This is the way. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scar the 1 05/13/21 6:23:56 AM #5: |
Can't he have the cuppa outdoors after, or in a mug to go
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pinky0926 05/13/21 6:24:04 AM #6: |
Tom Clark posted...
As a Brit, this tbh. This is a 100% blow-by-blow of what really happened. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Clark 05/13/21 6:25:22 AM #7: |
pinky0926 posted...
This is a 100% blow-by-blow of what really happened. It's what always happens. There is no escaping it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 05/13/21 6:26:40 AM #8: |
"How's your day going?" I said. "This is my first job of the day, absolutely ridiculous", he said.
One can't quite say why that was absolutely ridiculous but I nodded in agreement anyway and then said "I'll just be down the other end of the house, shout if you need anything" and scampered away. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 05/13/21 6:26:50 AM #9: |
.....Frances Ford?
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Flauros 05/13/21 6:29:56 AM #10: |
"If ya need me, I be wotchin tha telly in tha otha room. Tha loo is to ya left. And if ya see me mum snoggin wif tha bobby, tell em e's a wanka"
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pinky0926 05/13/21 6:31:00 AM #11: |
SiO4 posted...
.....Frances Ford? wha Flauros posted... "If ya need me, I be wotchin tha telly in tha otha room. Tha loo is to ya left. And if ya see me mum snoggin wif tha bobby, tell em e's a wanka" oi, do you 'ave a loicense to be 'avin a giraffe like that? --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scar the 1 05/13/21 6:33:17 AM #12: |
Are you still in Scotland? I figured he'd say "can't be taking me mask off" but I suppose that's more somewhere else
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pinky0926 05/13/21 6:36:26 AM #13: |
scar the 1 posted...
Are you still in Scotland? I figured he'd say "can't be taking me mask off" but I suppose that's more somewhere else I'm in Newcastle currently, you might hear "me" here. A scottish plumber might say something like "cannae take the mask off, like". --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 05/13/21 6:38:46 AM #14: |
Wha.... Coppola! --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 05/13/21 11:47:19 AM #15: |
"Kettle's over there if you change your mind mate, or grab another drink if you like. Shout if you need me"
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Parappa09 05/13/21 5:42:54 PM #16: |
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Pogo_Marimo 05/13/21 5:50:17 PM #17: |
My recommendation would be to stand nearby while he works, nervously fold your hands together, and make uncomfortable small talk.
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nothanks1 05/13/21 5:52:39 PM #18: |
You offered the cuppa tae so you did well.
I would have pointed to the kettle and the teabags along with the sugar/milk as needed. I would also say if he wanted a cuppa tae he could take a break and drink it and you'd go for a chicken fillet roll. But that's in Ireland. So England might differ. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scar the 1 05/14/21 8:20:46 AM #19: |
Is tea as standard practice in Ireland as it is in the UK? And is it in the whole of UK, or is it more an English thing? It's so exotic for me because in Sweden we're just religious around coffee
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CyricZ 05/14/21 8:21:40 AM #20: |
Just say "all right then?" once every ninety seconds.
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DrizztLink 05/14/21 8:23:27 AM #21: |
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