Current Events > Hooking up with an internet girl tonight.

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We exchanged numbers yesterday, and talked on the phone for a couple hours. It didn't take long for her to mention that her primary goal is sex, but secondarily that she's lonely and wants someone to date.

She sent me a bunch of naughty pics and listened to me **** off to them. She's slightly chubby, but not bad and looks kind of like a cute Velma geek girl. She basically looks like she could be the office/library slut which is a look I'm way into because dating glamor girls is never worth the trouble and I like brainy women.

Anyways after I got done ****ing off, we made plans to meet up tonight. She wants to grab drinks, then go back to my house and ****. She was pretty definitive on sex happening.

The thing is, the last time I had a hookup like this I had severe ED. I am in the middle of depression right now. I'm kind of in panic mode and worried about leaving another bad first impression as the last one nearly traumatized me and is part of the reason I haven't had sex in three years.

Wish me luck, CE. I am really only posting here for advice and encouragement, so please leave your mean spirited comments to yourself!

Shawty want a thug.

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If you do hang out tonight, just try to be in the moment. Dont worry about what happened last time. Just focus on her, and enjoying yourself.

stay out of your own head, and youll be golden!


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Maybe get a doctors appointment for some viagra? Depression and anxiety are both very valid reasons for it.

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Shovel 6 handfuls of viagra.

Either you'll be hard for hours or you'll get superpowers or you'll die. I'm not a doctor.
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Just make sure you're hydrated, even if it means you pee every hour.

I had depression-related ED for a period when I was younger, and it really helped.

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Make sure to run a virus scan on her before hand.

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Slayer_22 posted...

Shovel 6 handfuls of viagra.

Either you'll be hard for hours or you'll get superpowers or you'll die. I'm not a doctor.

No you got a point those outcomes sound correct

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stay hydrated all day and start out with a bunch of foreplay to get you going

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Oh and pics

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I've been there too TC. Not being able to get hard when you want it and she wants it really sucks. Probably from the years upon days upon hours of porn I've consumed. Just make it a fun night for her, if you get hard then boom, if not then it's still nice to play and have company.

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AdrianBeterson posted...

Maybe get a doctors appointment for some viagra? Depression and anxiety are both very valid reasons for it.

I actually have a really old perception for a drug (Viagra and Cialis have done nothing in the past) but because I am not actively having sex, I have not turned it in.

I am going to go to the pharmacy now so I can see if they will still execute the perscription.

Wait...what does hydration have to do with ED? Taking notes, this also ruined my previous fling and will be of use to me for this girl Im currently speaking to

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One of my family members used to have this problem, but he told me that Horny Goat Weed worked like a charm.

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DeroIin posted...

Wait...what does hydration have to do with ED?

Well, you need blood to trigger an erection, and if you're dehydrated your blood doesn't flow as well.

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No, that guy is definitely right about staying hydrated. For a large part of my life I could get hard without much problem but finishing was the issue. (And an entirely different problem)

I was having trouble with one of my hookups a long time ago and I didn't want her to know it was a problem. I told her I'm probably dehydrated and I definitely was, cause after having a bunch of water things went more smoothly.

Worst case scenario, even if you can't give her the pipe, then just give some good sloppy toppy and be eager about it. Women won't really shit talk you if you give good head (unless you have a micro--At that point, you're just looking for a girl that doesn't like penetration I guess. Sorry).

I have problems with finishing too. More specifically, I need to start a bit slow for the first minute to avoid pre-mature ejaculation but after that I can go sometimes for 10 or 15 minutes and never approach orgasm. Beyond that point the pounding just starts to numb the pleasure and there's no chance. Not the worst problem I guess.

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Is that why drinking makes getting hard damn near impossible? Damn

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Yeah I have had women tell me I was the best sex they ever had because I could go for a long time, but I would rather just have normal sex like a normal person.

And it wasn't like that last time either. Last time with Tori (the girl who 1 night standed me) she seemed to like things differently. My foreplay wasn't doing it for her and she pretended to have a good time, but when I texted her for the follow up date she responded like a business reply e mail about how she is no longer interested in maintaining a connection.

I got super offended and demanded an explanation, and she went off on me. Told me I was the worst sex she ever had, and that the whole time she was afraid I was going to start strangling or beating her or something. She told me it was pathetic that I couldn't get hard, and that she turned around and ****ed someone else the next night, and that she only used me because she was horny and now that she has someone that can **** her properly, I can go **** myself!

It was devastating I literally cried after we got off the phone and didn't even APPROACH or make eye contact with a woman for several months after outside of people I was working with, etc.

bump this is important

DeroIin posted...

Wait...what does hydration have to do with ED? Taking notes, this also ruined my previous fling and will be of use to me for this girl Im currently speaking to

Being even mildly dehydrated decreases your blood volume, making it more difficult to maintain the blood pressure necessary for penile turgidity.

Also, for various reasons, a full bladder can help maintain an erection. For instance, it can put pressure on the veins that drain blood from the penis, making it more difficult to lose an erection. This is partly why guys get morning wood.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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pretty damn hard to keep an erection if you're anxious about the whole thing though, it might not happen on the first date if he can't get comfortable/confident with her

It eventually went away but I had a run of ED in my younger days, and a big problem was definitely after the first time, I would get super worried it would happen again the next time, and....... it always did. >_> Well, like I said it went away, but it was rough for quite a while.

I never used it but all the podcasts I listen to advertise Bluechew, it seems safe and easy to get, and inexpensive, so hey.

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Xavier_On_High posted...

Being even mildly dehydrated decreases your blood volume, making it more difficult to maintain the blood pressure necessary for penile turgidity.

Also, for various reasons, a full bladder can help maintain an erection. For instance, it can put pressure on the veins that drain blood from the penis, making it more difficult to lose an erection. This is partly why guys get morning wood.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

wow this blows my mind. Definitely keeping tabs

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Xavier_On_High posted...

This is partly why guys get morning wood.

I always thought it was an evolutionary thing because your sperm are higher quality in the morning and you can wake up ready to go to pound town

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Where did you meet?

and how are her boobs? >_>

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any pics of her?

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EnglishBullDoug posted...

Yeah I have had women tell me I was the best sex they ever had because I could go for a long time, but I would rather just have normal sex like a normal person.

And it wasn't like that last time either. Last time with Tori (the girl who 1 night standed me) she seemed to like things differently. My foreplay wasn't doing it for her and she pretended to have a good time, but when I texted her for the follow up date she responded like a business reply e mail about how she is no longer interested in maintaining a connection.

I got super offended and demanded an explanation, and she went off on me. Told me I was the worst sex she ever had, and that the whole time she was afraid I was going to start strangling or beating her or something. She told me it was pathetic that I couldn't get hard, and that she turned around and ****ed someone else the next night, and that she only used me because she was horny and now that she has someone that can **** her properly, I can go **** myself!

It was devastating I literally cried after we got off the phone and didn't even APPROACH or make eye contact with a woman for several months after outside of people I was working with, etc.

Wow, that girl was fucking ruthless, that would leave most men feeling ashamed of themselves.

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Just try to stay in the moment and have fun. Sex is always easier when both parties involved are having fun. If you get too stressed out, just focus on her. Chances are she'll reciprocate.

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idk why, but the idea of her listening to you tug your whistle is hilarious to me

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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

idk why, but the idea of her listening to you tug your whistle is hilarious to me

I wasnt aware phone sex was still a thing in the age of webcam/FaceTime sex

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I won't webcam/FaceTime. I'm not comfortable doing it and don't feel like I put on an interesting enough to justify insisting someone not multi task while talking with me.

littlebro07 posted...

I always thought it was an evolutionary thing because your sperm are higher quality in the morning and you can wake up ready to go to pound town

That's part of it. Another reason is that the full bladder can press on the prostate and nerves at the rear of the pelvis which causes heightened testosterone levels.

And yet another reason is contraction of the blood vessels in your arms and legs while you sleep (they're paralyzed so they don't need so much blood, that's why you start to get cold when you nap) concentrates blood in your core circulation, and your penis is part of your core.

Basically, nature conspires to make us hard in the morning.

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any oics

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jon1012 posted...

any oics

Leave it to Jon to ask the real questions.

Sorry guys I am not going to provide any pics because I am paranoid about her finding out about this topic. I've been on the internet too long to trust CE. She is a solid 7/10 though and I don't want to screw that up by showing her off here.

Who's alt are you again?

Also good luck man. Hope things work out with her.

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OffTempo posted...

Who's alt are you again?

Also good luck man. Hope things work out with her.

I am going to plead the 5th, but I will say that I'm really just some CE nobody. I make posts from time to time, but I am not anyone that is known here.

Velma type girl? That's pretty dang cute in my eyes. :D

You got lucky if she's not toying with you. A little body fat is awesome for curling up with her. Have fun man!

Think of me when you're slamming her brains out

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My prescription worked. It was for Stendra. So I'm just drinking water and I'll pop one of those tonight. She has been periodically sending me REALLY dirty text messages through the day.

pics for the boys

EnglishBullDoug posted...

Sorry guys I am not going to provide any pics because I am paranoid about her finding out about this topic. I've been on the internet too long to trust CE. She is a solid 7/10 though and I don't want to screw that up by showing her off here.

You think she'll find this topic? That's a stretch. At least take a selfie of you two and post it.

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No, but I won't underestimate the internet detectives that might dig her up. I have seen what you guys are capable of.

what dem tiddies liek

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At least show us a cleavage shot cropped out >_>

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lol I remember the last time I tried hooking up online with some Ecuadorian Brazilian girl and she was really hot.
She would flood my DMs with all talks about the color of sheets she would use.
I barely replied to her and kept everything short.
Then later that night, about 20 minutes in my trip to meet her, she flaked out.
Then she actually asked me if I was mad about it.
I told her, yes **** you and went to play soccer with my buddies instead.

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I met my wife on Tumblr. You've got this man.

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3 more hours, and then we are meeting up. She has basically made it sound like we're going to meet, have a drink (two maybe?) then head back to my house for sex.

NeonOctopus posted...

Think of me when you're slamming her brains out and her boobs are jiggling with every thrust

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