Poll of the Day > Are you a simp?

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LuciusLatios
05/11/21 11:29:22 PM
#1:


U a simp?






I am numero uno simp for guys who have messy medium-long hair, long enough it goes over their eyes, but not so long they can put it in a man bun.

Edit: I accidentally put pimp instead of mega simp. whops. But I am the ultimate simp.
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Lokarin
05/11/21 11:56:00 PM
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My hair is very very long for a man, about 3 feet. but it will not go into a bun because that ain't crunk, bro

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Kanatteru
05/12/21 12:37:37 AM
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people are simps for me

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Lokarin
05/12/21 12:56:19 AM
#4:


Kanatteru posted...
people are simps for me

psh, you won't even let me simp :n

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Mead
05/12/21 12:59:28 AM
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Bawitaba ba da bang da bang simpy simpy

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Kanatteru
05/12/21 1:08:28 AM
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Lokarin posted...
psh, you won't even let me simp :n

when did i say you couldn't?

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faramir77
05/12/21 2:39:32 AM
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damn tc is your name bart

cause you a simp son

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Fam_Fam
05/12/21 8:27:29 AM
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is paying sex workers for actual sexual activities being a simp?

asking for a friend who lives in a location where said activities are legal
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Far-Queue
05/12/21 8:40:11 AM
#9:


Hell yeah I gotta

Super
Icky
Malformed
Penis

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EvilMegas
05/12/21 8:43:51 AM
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I don't even know what that word means. Is it the evolution of white knighting?

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kind9
05/12/21 8:55:05 AM
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EvilMegas posted...
I don't even know what that word means. Is it the evolution of white knighting?
I think it means regularly giving money to someone over the internet because you want to fuck them but never will. White knighting probably goes with it.

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MeteoricBurst
05/12/21 9:39:59 AM
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Kanatteru posted...
people are simps for me

This and unironically too. I've literally had people simping for me and wanting to give me cash to get fucked. That's why I seriously considered starting an OnlyFans.

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Sarcasthma
05/12/21 9:56:02 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
Hell yeah I gotta

Super
Icky
Malformed
Penis
Hell yeah, only a chad would be so willing to share personal information like that.

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Zeus
05/12/21 3:21:14 PM
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undefined posted...
people are simps for me

https://i.imgur.com/sOIJDGo.mp4

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LuciusLatios
05/12/21 3:46:36 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
I don't even know what that word means. Is it the evolution of white knighting?


That and just overall crushing on someone
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Mead
05/12/21 4:07:51 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Hell yeah, only a chad would be so willing to share personal information like that.

Pure smegma energy

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Revelation34
05/12/21 4:15:51 PM
#17:


LuciusLatios posted...


That and just overall crushing on someone


That's not what simp means at all.
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Muscles
05/12/21 4:22:18 PM
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I thought simping was doing anything a girl asks (including, but not limited to, giving them money) in hopes that you'll one day bang, but it'll never happen

I used to be but not anymore

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shadowsword87
05/12/21 4:27:17 PM
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Muscles posted...
I thought simping was doing anything a girl asks (including, but not limited to, giving them money) in hopes that you'll one day bang, but it'll never happen

I used to be but not anymore

It's not exactly sex, more of just attention. So you can pay $20 for an attractive girl to say your name and give you a few minutes of her time.
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BADoglick
05/12/21 4:27:36 PM
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In my late teens and early twenties I was a bit of one. But nowadays, no way. Ain't nobody got time for that

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Mead
05/12/21 4:28:34 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
It's not exactly sex, more of just attention. So you can pay $20 for an attractive girl to say your name and give you a few minutes of her time.

why do that when I can just say my own name and lie face down on the carpet for free

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shadowsword87
05/12/21 4:30:08 PM
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Mead posted...
why do that when I can just say my own name and lie face down on the carpet for free

Because your butt isn't a nice as theirs, or something.
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Revelation34
05/12/21 4:55:26 PM
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Muscles posted...
I thought simping was doing anything a girl asks (including, but not limited to, giving them money) in hopes that you'll one day bang, but it'll never happen

I used to be but not anymore


Would it be simping if a person does it willingly without being asked?
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LuciusLatios
05/12/21 10:52:06 PM
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Revelation34 posted...


That's not what simp means at all.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simp

First few lines, thank you.

Edit: Especially the second sentence
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Zeus
05/12/21 10:59:39 PM
#26:


LuciusLatios posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simp

First few lines, thank you.

Edit: Especially the second sentence

A wikipedia entry citing UD is hardly a reliable reference for anything. That's not so much like the snake eating its own tail, it's like... well, I can't make that joke or I'd get 3KL'd. Nobody else probably would, but it'd happen to me.

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