Poll of the Day > I cracked over 500 eggs today.

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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 5:36:42 PM
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I feed so many people expertly.

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Kanatteru
05/09/21 5:37:55 PM
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oh that's cool man. i cracked 501 eggs though

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Aculo
05/09/21 5:38:17 PM
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Translation: it's because I make minimum wage because my wife/boss tells me I have to contribute somehow, ok?

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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 5:38:53 PM
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Kanatteru posted...
oh that's cool man. i cracked 501 eggs though
Over 500 is more than 501. Good for you though.

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Kanatteru
05/09/21 5:39:24 PM
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oh yeah sorry i meant i actually cracked exactly one more egg than you

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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 5:39:39 PM
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Aculo's inability to contribute to society productively is well documented.

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Jen0125
05/09/21 5:39:57 PM
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Why would anyone want to pay for you to make them eggs when they can make better eggs at home for $1?

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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 5:40:32 PM
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Kanatteru posted...
oh yeah sorry i meant i actually cracked exactly one more egg than you
If you did, kudos, but the whole board knows that is extremely unlikely.

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Greenfox111
05/09/21 5:41:26 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
If you did, kudos, but the whole board knows that is extremely unlikely.
I believe her

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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 5:41:34 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Why would anyone want to pay for you to make them eggs when they can make better eggs at home for $1?
Many people don't cook, but we don't charge $50 a sandwich.

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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 5:42:11 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
I believe her
Said by a known upholder of lies.

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Greenfox111
05/09/21 5:43:22 PM
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Hey screw you sunny I fought with you in the great abuse saga of 2020

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Krazy_Kirby
05/09/21 6:10:16 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Over 500 is more than 501. Good for you though.


it can be, but it can also be equal to
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LinkPizza
05/09/21 6:12:35 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
I believe her

I, too, believe her...

Krazy_Kirby posted...
it can be, but it can also be equal to

Also, this...
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Sarcasthma
05/09/21 6:14:03 PM
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Kanatteru posted...
oh that's cool man. i cracked 501 eggs though
Congrats, Kana!

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captpackrat
05/09/21 6:16:07 PM
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Revelation34
05/09/21 6:16:30 PM
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I cracked 0 eggs today and still made a better omelette.
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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 6:19:11 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
Hey screw you sunny I fought with you in the great abuse saga of 2020
Sure

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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 6:19:48 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
I cracked 0 eggs today and still made a better omelette.
Premixed or egg white mix?

I actually made zero omelettes today.

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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 6:21:17 PM
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captpackrat posted...
That's an egg travesty. So many unmade egg sandwiches.

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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 6:22:50 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I, too, believe her...

Also, this...
I'm fairly certain kana codes for money.

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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 6:23:41 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Congrats, Kana!
She made the lame joke claiming to crack more eggs than me first, yup.

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LinkPizza
05/09/21 6:24:45 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm fairly certain kana codes for money.

Ok. But that doesnt mean she cant also crack more eggs...
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Revelation34
05/09/21 6:28:32 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Premixed or egg white mix?

I actually made zero omelettes today.


All yolk omelette is better.
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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 6:34:30 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
All yolk omelette is better.
I'm sure you really enjoy they.

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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 6:36:43 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Ok. But that doesnt mean she cant also crack more eggs...
Sure it doesn't mean that, but it also has highly unlikely that someone who doesn't have an occupation where cracking 500 eggs a day is normal. That's a lot of home cooking/baking.

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Sarcasthma
05/09/21 6:39:25 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
She made the lame joke claiming to crack more eggs than me first, yup.
If you make a lame topic like this, youre gonna get lame responses.

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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 6:43:01 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
If you make a lame topic like this, youre gonna get lame responses.
At least, I tell the truth. I also love being apart of a sustainable symbiotic system. What are you doing?

Only you forced yourself to participate in the topic.

Only negatively is lame.

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Sarcasthma
05/09/21 6:46:50 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
What are you doing?
Helping introduce PotDers to great music through my good songs topic!

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JigsawTDC
05/09/21 6:58:19 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I also love being apart of a sustainable symbiotic system.

This sentence actually says the opposite of what you think it does. "Apart" is not the same as "a part". The latter, as it seems, means to be part of something, whereas "apart" means separate from.
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LinkPizza
05/09/21 7:02:52 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Sure it doesn't mean that, but it also has highly unlikely that someone who doesn't have an occupation where cracking 500 eggs a day is normal. That's a lot of home cooking/baking.

Depends on their life. Like, they could be helping someone else out. Or cooking for some kind of function or event. Or for fun... Who knows...
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zebatov
05/09/21 7:14:16 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Aculo's inability to contribute to society productively is well documented.

Mead thinks this is more than an okay way to be, into acceptable territory.
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SunWuKung420
05/09/21 7:47:09 PM
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zebatov posted...
Mead thinks this is more than an okay way to be, into acceptable territory.
Dog walking is an acceptable job.

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Kanatteru
05/09/21 8:10:00 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm fairly certain kana codes for money.

i don't actually, don't know where you heard that

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ReturnOfFa
05/09/21 8:33:41 PM
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I used to soft-boil about 100 eggs a day for the ramen bar I managed!

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Cacciato
05/09/21 9:06:40 PM
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Aculo posted...
Translation: it's because I make minimum wage because my wife/boss tells me I have to contribute somehow, ok?
Im pretty sure Marie is getting her eggs cracked by someone else, if you know what I mean.
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DrunkCaveman
05/11/21 2:17:13 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Over 500 is more than 501. Good for you though.
Over 500 does not mean over 501, it means over 500, which includes 501
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Cacciato
05/11/21 2:28:03 PM
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Might wanna go back to selling life insurance, big guy
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SunWuKung420
05/11/21 3:53:17 PM
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ReturnOfFa posted...
I used to soft-boil about 100 eggs a day for the ramen bar I managed!
Cool

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SunWuKung420
05/11/21 3:59:47 PM
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DrunkCaveman posted...
Over 500 does not mean over 501, it means over 500, which includes 501
If I knew it was Levi's, I would have said that.

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pigfish99
05/11/21 7:19:44 PM
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only eggs can sustain me

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Revelation34
05/11/21 7:35:04 PM
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pigfish99 posted...
only eggs can sustain me


onlyeggs.com
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Sarcasthma
05/12/21 5:20:31 AM
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pigfish99 posted...
only eggs can sustain me
I am your WiiIIIfFffEEe

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Krazy_Kirby
05/12/21 6:38:47 PM
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