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YourLovelyTina
05/08/21 4:47:30 PM
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someone just shoved a cactus up his ass?

I mean, he KNOWS he looks like that, right? that's a conscious decision on his part

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Lost_All_Senses
05/08/21 4:48:24 PM
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He actually does sit on a cactus everytime he does his show. That's crazy you called that without knowing it's a real thing.

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pegusus123456
05/08/21 4:48:42 PM
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Be nice. The dark wizard who animated that golem of Swanson frozen dinner boxes and Mein Kampf book covers didn't build it with a lot of facial expressions.

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Heartomaton
05/08/21 4:49:56 PM
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I said before that he always looks like he just shit his pants and doesn't know how to deal with it and I stick to that.

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YourLovelyTina
05/08/21 4:51:50 PM
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actually no, it's more like he's sitting on a cactus while simultaneously smelling rotten eggs and skunk farts

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Lost_All_Senses
05/08/21 4:54:06 PM
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YourLovelyTina posted...
actually no, it's more like he's sitting on a cactus while simultaneously smelling rotten eggs and skunk farts

Bruh. He sticks his finger in a skunks ass and rubs it on his upper lip before every show too. You're lying dude. There's no way you're coincidentally just guessing all this stuff. I don't believe it.

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CyricZ
05/08/21 4:56:48 PM
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*shakes head*

At all times Tucker Carlson has the look of a man who has just been slapped with a fish.

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Reis
05/08/21 4:58:13 PM
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joe40001
05/09/21 11:51:20 PM
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I've heard it described as a look of a "lost child at a fair looking for his parents".

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Shotgunnova
05/09/21 11:52:05 PM
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