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Blue_Inigo
05/08/21 1:26:43 PM
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8/10 ways of phrasing that come off as creepy lol

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The Trent
05/08/21 1:27:43 PM
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Thats why I always say "your lady parts smell good, m'lady"

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hitokoriX
05/08/21 1:31:12 PM
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I definitely wouldn't tell a random stranger that (although that hasn't stopped random people from telling me that).

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Turbam
05/08/21 1:32:18 PM
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"You smell pretty fresh ma'am"

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Autocraticus
05/08/21 1:33:49 PM
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When I was in middle school, this girl who had a crush on me (I didn't know it at the time) told me I smelled good and it weirded me out. So I get it.
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DuneMan
05/08/21 1:39:13 PM
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On the flipside, it's a quick way to tell if someone is interested in you. If they bug out then you know there's an unbridgeable gulf between you. If they tolerate that, then there's at least a passing interest. :P

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Filipino Rebellion
05/08/21 1:40:49 PM
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kinda of like how dogs sniff each others butt to let them know hey you smell good

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1NfamousACE_2
05/08/21 1:41:38 PM
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you smell delectable today madam

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Ivany2008
05/08/21 1:41:42 PM
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I gave a flower to a girl on our 3rd date and she flipped out at me. Some people are just nuts.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
05/08/21 1:42:27 PM
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Just ask what she is wearing.

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Damn_Underscore
05/08/21 1:43:16 PM
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"Your pheromones are very prominent today"

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Blue_Inigo
05/08/21 4:14:59 PM
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Ivany2008 posted...
I gave a flower to a girl on our 3rd date and she flipped out at me. Some people are just nuts.
Wut

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Alucard188
05/08/21 4:15:41 PM
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I mean, yes? Say it to your date, not a stranger.

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ArchNemo
05/08/21 4:20:30 PM
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"You smell good" is probably something you should avoid if you can't tie it to something directly.

"Your perfume smells nice" for example

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TheLiarParadox
05/08/21 4:24:45 PM
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Topic makes me think of those Good Idea, Bad Idea segments from Animaniacs.

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Ivany2008
05/08/21 10:50:51 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Wut

True story. And then when I dropped her back at her place, which we were already on the way to, she asked me to come inside and get her pregnant. Yeah.... I couldn't drive off faster.
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