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HornedLion
05/01/21 6:12:18 PM
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Found a blonde hair in the car. I didnt do anything in the car.

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MondoMan180
05/01/21 6:16:13 PM
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Implied subtext...+ the fact you browse hot Instagram girl ass

I dunno man, why marry? Just my opinion, I admit I'm not very experienced so maybe I'm just naive
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Mead
05/01/21 6:16:33 PM
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why should I care though

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MeteoricBurst
05/01/21 6:20:25 PM
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But haven't you admitted to cheating before. Unless I got the wrong person. She has every right to give you shit even if you're innocent this time.

MondoMan180 posted...
I dunno man, why marry?

I ask myself this all the time about these kinda people. There's a lotta men especially who want to have their cake and eat it too. Greedy assholes. But see real life doesn't work like that. Unless you find some doormat who tolerates such nonsense.

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MondoMan180
05/01/21 6:21:05 PM
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But that is a pretty funny situation you described
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Smarkil
05/01/21 7:14:26 PM
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so youve allegedly cheated multiple times and now your complaining that your wife is suspicious of your cheating

cool story bro

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Fam_Fam
05/01/21 7:21:35 PM
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was it her hair, or...
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JigsawTDC
05/01/21 7:23:56 PM
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I don't get the point of this topic? Are you trying to make your wife look irrational? Because I mean, we all know based on you that she would have legit reason to be concerned. Plus your spoiler implies she's not actually being irrational and is totally right. Are you trying to make yourself look "cool" by implying you've got a side chick? Because for most of us, having a second partner the first doesn't consent to is what we call a "dick move."

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MeteoricBurst
05/01/21 7:26:18 PM
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It's either a gimmick TC has going on or he's just shameless.

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SKARDAVNELNATE
05/01/21 7:26:50 PM
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Is the hair her own?

Why is finding her own hair an issue?

Is that the point? Is this a poorly told blonde joke where the subject knows finding a hair is associated with something but not why that association exists?

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MondoMan180
05/01/21 7:34:18 PM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Is the hair her own?

Why is finding her own hair an issue?

Is that the point? Is this a poorly told blonde joke where the subject knows finding a hair is associated with something but not why that association exists?

Wtf? She thinks its another chicks hair, but its not, its her own. Its funny because it not being a different color doesnt give her a much leg to stand on. He may have cheated, but not in this scenario.

Anyway tc getting a lot of flak. He might just be sex addict like me but manifests differently. I dont cheat just get into lots of porn stuff unless Im in a loving relationship, then I honestly have no problem quitting IF that's the case.

Sure, its wrong of TC, but Im willing to bet his wife knew what she was getting into when she married him or should have.
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Smarkil
05/01/21 9:18:32 PM
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MondoMan180 posted...
Wtf? She thinks its another chicks hair, but its not, its her own. Its funny because it not being a different color doesnt give her a much leg to stand on. He may have cheated, but not in this scenario.

Anyway tc getting a lot of flak. He might just be sex addict like me but manifests differently. I dont cheat just get into lots of porn stuff unless Im in a loving relationship, then I honestly have no problem quitting IF that's the case.

Sure, its wrong of TC, but Im willing to bet his wife knew what she was getting into when she married him or should have.

thats an awful lot of text to try and justify being a fucking adulterer against your married wife and consequently your children lmao

get fucked

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ParanoidObsessive
05/01/21 10:12:10 PM
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Smarkil posted...
thats an awful lot of text to try and justify being a fucking adulterer against your married wife and consequently your children lmao

Don't get too worked up, it's pretty clearly either a sock puppet or troll account anyway when you look at the karma/creation date.
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Kanatteru
05/01/21 10:24:55 PM
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MeteoricBurst posted...
It's either a gimmick TC has going on or he's just shameless.

he's either joking that he cheats on his wife, or he really does, and either way is not a great look

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MeteoricBurst
05/02/21 7:24:44 AM
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Kanatteru posted...
he's either joking that he cheats on his wife, or he really does, and either way is not a great look

He might not even have a wife lol. Some people construct entire fake lives on this site just to troll. So his gimmick is the cheating asshole husband to piss people off. That said I wouldn't be shocked if it was all true. Guys boast all the time about cheating. Funny thing is these are the same people that get pissy when it happens to them. They can only dish out not take any.

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wwinterj25
05/02/21 11:26:54 AM
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MeteoricBurst posted...
It's either a gimmick TC has going on or he's just shameless.
Going to assume both. A shameless gimmick. I miss fun gimmicks.

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Revelation34
05/02/21 11:40:57 AM
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MeteoricBurst posted...
But haven't you admitted to cheating before. Unless I got the wrong person. She has every right to give you shit even if you're innocent this time.



I ask myself this all the time about these kinda people. There's a lotta men especially who want to have their cake and eat it too. Greedy assholes. But see real life doesn't work like that. Unless you find some doormat who tolerates such nonsense.


Yeah there's absolutely no excuse for that.
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BUMPED2002
05/02/21 1:02:31 PM
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How did the hair get in your car if it isn't your wife's hair?

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HornedLion
05/02/21 1:04:15 PM
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BUMPED2002 posted...
How did the hair get in your car if it isn't your wife's hair?

Its her hair!!!!

I havent had a chick in the car. This is turning out to be a boy who cried wolf situation.

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CoorsLight
05/02/21 1:10:25 PM
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I bet the guy behind this account is like a 90 pound turbovirgin in real life
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MondoMan180
05/02/21 1:23:53 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Its her hair!!!!


That's what I was trying to to explain on your behalf and then they @ me too

I was like "damn homeboy mighta F'ed up in the past, but as a general rule & principle, we shouldnt confess to crimes we didnt do right?"
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
05/02/21 2:10:42 PM
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Prolly is exaggerating but humor them. Calling them out isnt gonna stop the stories. Only makes fuels it.

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Mead
05/02/21 2:28:25 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
I bet the guy behind this account is like a 90 pound turbovirgin in real life

I bet hes got some fucking SWEET megaman figures though

Like from japan

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HornedLion
05/02/21 2:55:45 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
I bet the guy behind this account is like a 90 pound turbovirgin in real life



My 90lb arm and arm pit hairs for ya.



The girl who keeps me a virgin. All children conceived by me shooting my seed across the bedroom like a sick ass game of darts. Took many, many tries to conceive until I fitted my dick with an ACOG scope. (One of my favorite pics of us. Im smiling wide and shes looking at me, almost rolling her eyes at my dumbass antics)

Mead posted...
I bet hes got some fucking SWEET megaman figures though

Like from japan

Et tu, Mead?



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Mead
05/02/21 2:57:30 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Et tu, Mead?

dude i WISH i had some cool megaman figures like that

mine are all metal gear or the witcher

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Greenfox111
05/02/21 2:59:08 PM
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HornedLion posted...
.(One of my favorite pics of us. Im smiling wide and shes looking at me, almost rolling her eyes at my dumbass antics)

And you cheated on her


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HornedLion
05/02/21 3:07:18 PM
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Mead posted...
dude i WISH i had some cool megaman figures like that

mine are all metal gear or the witcher

I only have these:









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Mead
05/02/21 3:08:31 PM
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Is that Doomguy? Thats cool

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Greenfox111
05/02/21 3:11:05 PM
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nice estinien

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ReturnOfFa
05/02/21 3:11:08 PM
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That bicep has a lot of fat on it.

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ReturnOfFa
05/02/21 3:11:36 PM
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Why are you married?

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Blightzkrieg
05/02/21 3:15:41 PM
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HornedLion posted...
My 90lb arm and arm pit hairs for ya.
It's a crime that you don't get modded for this nasty ass shit

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EvilMegas
05/02/21 3:20:18 PM
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lol

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HornedLion
05/02/21 3:21:07 PM
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ReturnOfFa posted...
That bicep has a lot of fat on it.

Im not dirty bulking. Takes time to get to 13 maybe 10 percent body fat. But I appreciate the comment cause itll push me harder and Ill forego more cheat meals.

ReturnOfFa posted...
Why are you married?

Because we love each other. If I were to tell our origin story, itd be so fucking unbelievable that then I would unanimously get accused of trolling, making it up, or exaggerating to extreme levels. But it was beautiful.

Problem in a nutshell, as I am not trying to air out my ENTIRE business, is that there are two people in this world. Someone who you forgive and they go, Hey, they forgave me. Ill not make this same mistake again and save them the trouble the next time. And then theres people who go, Hey, they forgave me! Lets see how much more I can do before they finally snap. Shes the latter.


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EvilMegas
05/02/21 3:36:43 PM
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Lmao

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Mead
05/02/21 3:44:25 PM
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You can tell us unlimited details if you want

we can take it

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HornedLion
05/02/21 3:49:41 PM
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Mead posted...
You can tell us unlimited details if you want

we can take it

We conceived our first child in the parking lot of my office building.


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Mead
05/02/21 3:52:25 PM
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HornedLion posted...
We conceived our first child in the parking lot of my office building.

love can strike at anytime any place

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MeteoricBurst
05/02/21 4:05:33 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Problem in a nutshell, as I am not trying to air out my ENTIRE business, is that there are two people in this world. Someone who you forgive and they go, Hey, they forgave me. Ill not make this same mistake again and save them the trouble the next time. And then theres people who go, Hey, they forgave me! Lets see how much more I can do before they finally snap. Shes the latter.

So you mean she does messed up stuff to you too, or am I misunderstanding. Regardless your relationship sounds very toxic. Especially with children in the mix. Love isn't always the answer.

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wwinterj25
05/02/21 4:08:42 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
Lmao


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ReturnOfFa
05/02/21 4:09:56 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Im not dirty bulking. Takes time to get to 13 maybe 10 percent body fat. But I appreciate the comment cause itll push me harder and Ill forego more cheat meals.

Because we love each other. If I were to tell our origin story, itd be so fucking unbelievable that then I would unanimously get accused of trolling, making it up, or exaggerating to extreme levels. But it was beautiful.

Problem in a nutshell, as I am not trying to air out my ENTIRE business, is that there are two people in this world. Someone who you forgive and they go, Hey, they forgave me. Ill not make this same mistake again and save them the trouble the next time. And then theres people who go, Hey, they forgave me! Lets see how much more I can do before they finally snap. Shes the latter.
Fair on the bulking lol, sorry. I have stick-man arms.

Meh, I don't like dramatic relationships. If it works for you and you're actually honest with each other at this point, right on.

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ReturnOfFa
05/02/21 4:10:48 PM
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I don't like 'love', whether in a relationship or in family where that 'love' is used as leverage.

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HornedLion
05/02/21 4:15:08 PM
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MeteoricBurst posted...
So you mean she does messed up stuff to you too, or am I misunderstanding. Regardless your relationship sounds very toxic. Especially with children in the mix. Love isn't always the answer.

Look...

Im going to keep it with you. She fucked Christopher Meloni at some fucking event behind my back. It fucked me up. I cant even watch shit with him in it cause it triggers the fuck out of me.

@Mead There!!! Was that enough airing out for POTD!?

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Mead
05/02/21 4:17:51 PM
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Is that the guy from Law and Order SVU?

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HornedLion
05/02/21 4:19:04 PM
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Mead posted...
Is that the guy from Law and Order SVU?

Yes! And I use to fucking love that show. I even loved the intro:

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.

But all that is over now.

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CoorsLight
05/02/21 4:23:03 PM
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Do you think that 90 pound men can't grow hair on their armpits or something
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Mead
05/02/21 4:33:07 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Yes! And I use to fucking love that show. I even loved the intro:

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.

But all that is over now.

yeah I think if you can forgive her you should

like I already told my wife that Id leave her if Gamora from the MCU was real, and she knows I mean it

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ReturnOfFa
05/02/21 5:28:43 PM
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Damn!

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Blightzkrieg
05/02/21 6:07:58 PM
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Mead posted...
yeah I think if you can forgive her you should

like I already told my wife that Id leave her if Gamora from the MCU was real, and she knows I mean it
I mean, the actress who portrays Gamora is quite real.

I appreciate the niche choice of waifu though.

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EvilMegas
05/02/21 6:23:50 PM
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This is exactly what love is.

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