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ApherosyLove
04/30/21 5:47:21 AM
#1:


I need to be taken down a couple notches.


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K-driver
04/30/21 5:49:28 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1qwUTNV3YA

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Reis
04/30/21 5:53:46 AM
#4:


your sense of interior design is awful
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ApherosyLove
04/30/21 5:54:21 AM
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dolomedes posted...
who the f are u
potates

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Solution_45
04/30/21 5:54:41 AM
#6:


your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft
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AirFresh
04/30/21 5:55:31 AM
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My tag for you is "Likes the cartoon Doug". I don't roast people with good taste.

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Shotgunnova
04/30/21 5:55:48 AM
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You smell of elderberries.

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Accolon
04/30/21 5:56:15 AM
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You're a mediocre clarinet player

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Wii_Shaker
04/30/21 5:56:35 AM
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Your house smells like you have a cat but you don't

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Kakapo
04/30/21 5:56:52 AM
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You smell like a cabbage thats been forgotten in the bottom of the fridge for month. You know the one, it ends up partially liquefied and covered in a thin veneer of luridly coloured mould. That said, your odour is more tolerable than your company.

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AlisLandale
04/30/21 6:02:42 AM
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I fed an AI one million r/roastme comments and this is what it created

something something sexually promiscuous something something daddy issues something something drugs

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BloodMoon7
04/30/21 6:08:04 AM
#13:


You're not worth the effort.

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ledbowman
04/30/21 6:17:47 AM
#14:


you supposed to fry them with onions in a pan

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awesome999
04/30/21 6:20:37 AM
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I'm gonna need your location, a flagpole, a pair of handcuffs and the biggest fucking blowtorch you can find
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ApherosyLove
04/30/21 11:43:49 AM
#16:


Why is everyone being so mean

ledbowman posted...
you supposed to fry them with onions in a pan
Except you

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masterpug53
04/30/21 11:44:50 AM
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You dress in the manner of a male prostitute!

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CyricZ
04/30/21 11:45:55 AM
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You're a good potato and you're trying your best.

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Turbam
04/30/21 11:46:10 AM
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Gonna post some feet

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lww99
04/30/21 11:47:00 AM
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Ushiromiya
04/30/21 11:47:07 AM
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gunplagirl
04/30/21 11:47:55 AM
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It's not worth my time to roast you

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Zodd3224
04/30/21 11:58:54 AM
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Oh I'll roast you, then I'll eat the fuck out of you

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teep_
04/30/21 11:59:46 AM
#24:


I'll leave that to the queen of potato-based insults @alexadorable
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3PiesAndAFork
04/30/21 12:01:31 PM
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You're plain as fuck. Need some rosemary, garlic, and olive oil for anyone to like you.

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Strider102
04/30/21 12:02:56 PM
#26:


I'll fry you instead.

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WaterLink
04/30/21 12:05:33 PM
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Strider102 posted...
I'll fry you instead.

Why don't we bake her?

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Strider102
04/30/21 12:17:34 PM
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WaterLink posted...
Why don't we bake her?

That works too

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DespondentDeity
04/30/21 12:24:35 PM
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Your planted rows of peas? By the first week of July they should have come up to your knees, they were maybe ankle high!

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Damn_Underscore
04/30/21 12:25:57 PM
#30:


your sister is hotter than your wife

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bnui_ransder
04/30/21 12:29:01 PM
#31:


You a stupid stupid

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ApherosyLove
04/30/21 5:31:21 PM
#32:


Okay now mash me.

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BloodMoon7
04/30/21 5:34:02 PM
#33:


No.

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Spidey5
04/30/21 5:35:59 PM
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Strider102
04/30/21 5:37:37 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Okay now mash me.

And smother you with butter

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MabusIncarnate
04/30/21 5:39:31 PM
#36:


You smell like a sock

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alexadorable
04/30/21 6:20:57 PM
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teep_ posted...
I'll leave that to the queen of potato-based insults @alexadorable

you dont even look like real potato. you're like the cheap off brand fake potato that anti vegans eat so they can act high and mighty like vegans do with non-meats. it's sad.

thanks for this opportunity @teep_

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