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Far-Queue 07/03/21 12:02:45 PM #153: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
When I was tossing a load into the sink, I noticed my semen was yellowish. Should I be concerned?Yellowish? Depends. Once in a while? Probably nothing to worry about. Every time you bust? Might want to see a doctor just to get checked out. Pinkish? Def get checked out. --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/03/21 12:04:17 PM #154: |
Okay but why are you cumming into a sink
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Far-Queue 07/03/21 12:08:41 PM #155: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
Okay but why are you cumming into a sinkEasy clean-up? --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/03/21 12:42:12 PM #156: |
Totally straight, but in college I fucked a really convincing Cambodian trans guy a dozen times. Looking back she was out of my league. Whenever I move, I have a habit of jizzing on the wall of every closet in the home.Im not saying me too, but Im not not saying me too When I was a kid I shit my pants in a Target. I ran to the bathroom with it squishing down my right leg. My mom was to busy so a strange women helped me clean up. Im beyond tired of you guys bring up the fact Doctor_Foxx found and shared the post I shared on a private website.Id tag foxx, but idk here username, or if she even has one. Isnt it like, foxxbox or something --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 07/03/21 12:54:09 PM #157: |
Why do people keep mentioning me
--- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kanatteru 07/03/21 2:19:09 PM #158: |
Jen0125 posted...
Why do people keep mentioning me jen burned my crops, poisoned my water supply, and delivered a pox unto my house --- despair-inducing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/03/21 5:40:19 PM #159: |
gotta get attention from girls from somewhere I guess
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MrMelodramatic 07/03/21 5:45:10 PM #160: |
duckbear is a [r-word]@Full_Throttle zeus is a racist piece of shit and that's what i have him tagged as@Zeus How do I convince my gf to try anal? She seems heavily against it as she assumes itll be painful, but i dont plan on going in dry. Do you have any suggestions to calm her fears?not really. My gfs have always wanted me in their poopers and Ive been happy to oblige maybe try some anallingus and anal beads first post all of em bro don't be like thatIm trying dude In high school I dated a girl who had a fetish of being urinated on. It was really off putting, especially when she asked me to pee inside her. Whats wrong with these people?idk about peeing inside of someone but Ive peed on a couple lovers. Not into it but not a big deal --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 07/03/21 8:08:43 PM #161: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
idk about peeing inside of someone but Ive peed on a couple lovers. Not into it but not a big deal There's no way I could do something like that due to my OCD. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrndNhbrHdCEman 07/05/21 4:03:06 AM #162: |
Joe_Biden posted...
remember when muscles was supposed to be a dad but none of it made any sense and was medically impossibleLmao. Reading this made me laugh so hard my abs are sore. Sorry I missed it. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/07/21 2:19:26 AM #163: |
Why do you think Zeus gets always with his racist comments, do the mods not care or is it more they enable him?Mod favoritism @Zeus Am I the only one who likes a fishy woman? To add on to my previous one I seem to be able to talk to women of the preferred races I'm into than others. Never understood the people who put light bulbs in their anus, I got a potato in mine and that was a tense enough moment. --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/08/21 10:05:43 AM #164: |
When I was a teen, I cut open a malleable rubber doll and made a rudimentary flashlight with some lube. This was prefleshlight, so in a way I created the first flesh light. It only lasted 3 times before it got all ookey on the inside and I tossed it in the trash, but it worked. Gotta admit, new Jen is hawt.next gen @Jen0125 I jizzed in my bed this morning, wasnt this supposed to stop past my teenaged years?i has this problem only twice as a teen Ive been shitting more lately and Im growing concerned. 2 large craps a day is normal, right? --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lynyrd_Skynyrd 07/08/21 10:25:21 AM #165: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
Ive been shitting more lately and Im growing concerned. 2 large craps a day is normal, right?Eat less ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/08/21 7:36:23 PM #166: |
I have an above average penis, my only complaint is having to coil it when I wear gym shorts. Sometime itd be nice to let it hang free. Whenever I think about the transporters in Star Trek, I cant help but think about all the people that willingly got on the pads and were killed in every episode. How did no one ever ask the question, heck even a species new to the technology never pondered it killing them. It all seems so fucked up. Worst part, its likely no character in universe will ever address the question. Its really keeps me up at night if I start thinking about it. Sure its fictional, but everyone gleefully gets teleported. It even got me thinking how much of the matter ends up used in the food replicators. Of all the things youve ever put up your butt, what would you say is the strangest?nothing too strange. Just body parts and sex toys --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/09/21 4:40:12 PM #167: |
On a date I put a pipe cleaner in my urethra in middle school. It was awful. Remember the really fat chick Muscles dated?@Muscles i Dont Im disappointed MrMelo is censoring posts. I know he skipped a few. I assumed better of his character.Im only censoring by writing [a word] instead of autistic. Thats hardly censoring. bro why you not posting all of em?i am! mead is a passive aggressive shitstain and he can fuck off@Mead --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 07/09/21 4:42:24 PM #168: |
Aint nothing passive about my aggression
Haters are free to suck a butt --- my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krazy_Kirby 07/09/21 4:45:28 PM #169: |
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MrMelodramatic 07/09/21 4:46:32 PM #170: |
Krazy_Kirby posted...
you haven't posted all of them.Ive posted all of them from the beginning to that one about mead. If you submitted after that, Ill post yours soon. --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 07/09/21 4:50:29 PM #171: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
Ive posted all of them from the beginning to that one about mead. If you submitted after that, Ill post yours soon. he totally posted the mead one, which is cool by me lol, I got real shit to worry about right now --- my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krazy_Kirby 07/09/21 5:19:39 PM #172: |
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MrMelodramatic 07/09/21 5:22:08 PM #173: |
Krazy_Kirby posted...
posted at least 3 days agoSo? --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JigsawTDC 07/09/21 5:26:00 PM #174: |
Krazy_Kirby posted...
posted at least 3 days ago yeah youre gonna have to wait longer than that bud. i submitted one like a month ago i think and still havent seen it. I think he gets to all of them, hes just weirdly slow about it for some reason. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krazy_Kirby 07/09/21 5:26:11 PM #175: |
scrolling back, I posted it around number 149, which means 6 days at leaat
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Muscles 07/09/21 5:27:00 PM #176: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
@MusclesShe was fat but I wouldn't say really fat. There's nothing wrong with some extra cushion --- Muscles Chicago Bears | Chicago Blackhawks | Chicago Bulls | Chicago Cubs | NIU Huskies ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/09/21 5:37:55 PM #177: |
JigsawTDC posted...
yeah youre gonna have to wait longer than that bud. i submitted one like a month ago i think and still havent seen it. I think he gets to all of them, hes just weirdly slow about it for some reason.I mostly just forget lmao. Il post another batch in a minute --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/09/21 5:43:11 PM #178: |
I'm actually a "famous" person IRL, like if you named dropped me, a decent amount of people would know it.If youre j-law, will you dm me? dont be afraid to share them all.ok How does this confession site even work? Im technologically disabled, so please ELI5.its a poll through Google Doc. I write questions and send out the link. Submissions get updated into a Google spreadsheet. Im not asking for names or other identifying info, so theres no way for me to know whos submitting what. That also means the link will work for anyone, unfortunately. I think once in the past, my link got pushed to another site and I started getting weird off-topic submissions. Just links to news articles and Amazon wishlists and stuff. Now that Sunny admitted hes into children going through puberty, should we be concerned his wifes pregnant? I cant imagine shes aware of his sexual depravity.@SunWuKung420 Knowing what we know about Sunny, is anyone shocked to find out hes PotDs Jared from Subway? At the very least, his wife deserves to know Sunny prefers kneading his dough to 13 year old girls. Not to mention Sunnys almost 50, he wasted his wifes last fertile years. One would hope she isnt aware of his 13 year old pregnant girl fetish. jfc guy. Get sunny off the mind --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Clench281 07/09/21 5:49:08 PM #179: |
I confess that it can be stressful being such a high achiever in multiple life aspects
The expectations are always so high --- Take me for what I am -- who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 07/09/21 6:42:41 PM #180: |
I'm actually a "famous" person IRL, like if you named dropped me, a decent amount of people would know it.Mike Pollock is back? --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Clench281 07/09/21 7:39:54 PM #181: |
I confess that I kinda like the smell of my own sweaty gym shorts
--- Take me for what I am -- who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/10/21 4:03:28 PM #182: |
I'm really nervous and feel like I'm going to fuck up my life even more soon. My fetish is really fat and really long nipples. The longer and fatter the better. I want to suck them, lick them, and floss my teeth with them. Please no milk though. I feel overall Kana comes off as a really shitty friend. Its always about supporting her and if a situation isnt centered around her shes no where to be found.@Kanatteru I'm not 40 yetthis is the most outrageous thing ever submitted --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kanatteru 07/10/21 5:11:27 PM #183: |
lol if you were really my friend you would talk to me if you had an issue instead of making anonymous posts. i dont even know who you are to even begin to address this with you
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MrMelodramatic 07/10/21 5:32:33 PM #184: |
Kimbo still owes me an apology for what he said years ago. I deserve an apology and Ill never let it go.is this zitken @Kimbos_Egg Jens turkey neck is mad the moderators agree with my political stance lol@Jen0125 I'm looking for Hugh Jass@hugh_jass My depression feels like its going to swallow me up. I wish my antidepressants were working better right now. --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kimbos_Egg 07/10/21 5:34:02 PM #185: |
i'm not going to apologize for him trying to sleep with his sister and running over the other one with an atv
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EvilMegas 07/10/21 5:35:17 PM #186: |
Lmao
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Jen0125 07/10/21 6:46:20 PM #187: |
Lmao oohjaa is sooo mad
Imagine literally behaving that way when you're an adult in your 30s with a wife and child. You gotta feel for the kids in situations like that. --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 07/10/21 11:07:43 PM #188: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
this is the most outrageous thing ever submitted :( --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 07/10/21 11:10:29 PM #189: |
Kanatteru posted...
lol if you were really my friend you would talk to me if you had an issue instead of making anonymous posts. i dont even know who you are to even begin to address this with you what are they even talking about backlash on discord Im pretty sure its a troll just trying to rile you, pretty transparently --- my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kanatteru 07/11/21 12:04:34 AM #190: |
Mead posted...
what are they even talking about backlash on discord Im pretty sure its a troll just trying to rile you, pretty transparently yeah probably but on the off-chance it is a friend i would like them to know i dont appreciate that behavior --- despair-inducing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/11/21 1:09:13 PM #191: |
Nothing feels better than raw dogging. Recently a girl I was dating was into hiking but we ended up having buttsecks on the hike. It feels like a win win but feels like she used me for my wang. Can I also ask I the men if anyone else gets performance anxiety? Ive found wearing tight underwear helps there. Poop or pee? Contemplating getting the hair lasered off my balls. Its grown annoying to shave it off. Thats a good investment, right? --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrndNhbrHdCEman 07/11/21 4:00:12 PM #192: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
Contemplating getting the hair lasered off my balls. Its grown annoying to shave it off. Thats a good investment, right?Do it. Feels cleaner imo. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/11/21 5:43:02 PM #193: |
Would permanent hair removal be a procedure that leaves the area sensitive for days/weeks, or requires some kind of longterm maintenance? I could be persuaded to laser off my pubic hair too tbh
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Action53 07/11/21 6:47:16 PM #194: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
Contemplating getting the hair lasered off my balls. Its grown annoying to shave it off. Thats a good investment, right?I got botox in mine, now they're smooth like eggs --- Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/11/21 7:20:45 PM #195: |
I forget how it came up but a coworker gave me shit for washing my balls every shower, but it feels like something we all do. I get obsessive and don't know how to stop.I dont remember submitting this Jen0125 posted...@Jen0125 A lot of you will never be half-white and you'll never fulfill your dream of marrying a white woman. --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Greenfox111 07/11/21 7:21:23 PM #196: |
remember fellas, washing yours ball is GAY
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MrMelodramatic 07/11/21 10:00:18 PM #197: |
Damn I spank it in closets before moving to. Is there a name for this condition??? When I was a teen, I went with my parents to the mall, but waited in the car. I had a bizarre urge to masturbate, so I shot a load outside onto the car next to us. Am I the only one doing this? Was I the only one who would read Sunnys posts and get a psychopath vibe?@SunWuKung420 Hate saying it, but the ClarkDuke account can deliver solid posts now and then.@ClarkDuke --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lynyrd_Skynyrd 07/11/21 10:33:06 PM #198: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
When I was a teen, I went with my parents to the mall, but waited in the car. I had a bizarre urge to masturbate, so I shot a load outside onto the car next to us. Am I the only one doing this?Ew ew ew ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrndNhbrHdCEman 07/12/21 4:25:44 AM #199: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
Would permanent hair removal be a procedure that leaves the area sensitive for days/weeks, or requires some kind of longterm maintenance? I could be persuaded to laser off my pubic hair too tbhIt was for a few days. Totally worth it if ya enjoy looking maintained. Longterm prolly depends on how hairy you are down there tho. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 07/12/21 4:15:07 PM #200: |
Its obvious Ohhja is madly in love with Jen, leaving him furious she will never return his affection. We get to witness him making up relationships, trying to lure Jen in. Its like witnessing a bald peacock trying to mate. I almost feel like I work for National Geographic.@OhhhJa @Jen0125 Why do you think the mods ignore the fact Zeus is bigoted?@Zeus Have you ever tasted your own semen, is it supposed to be so salty and bitter? Its what I imagine liquid plastic would taste like. Zeus is a total racist tire fire. --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvilMegas 07/12/21 4:18:37 PM #201: |
A lot of these make me realize that most of you are beyond help.
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MrMelodramatic 07/12/21 4:24:44 PM #202: |
Happy 200 posts everyone
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