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MrMelodramatic
04/29/21 10:38:53 AM
#1:


Here's how it works!

Follow the link in this post to a google forms page. Write anything you want in the submission section, and send. After you submit, I'll post your confession in this topic. It's anonymous, so no worries about me knowing who you are. You can post a confession about your PotD persona, your potd drama, your real life confessions, your love life, school life, anything! SEND ME THINGS.

The only thing I won't do is post anything that's big time illegal, will get me banned, contains personal information, has potentially dangerous links, etc.

Here's the link
https://forms.gle/fc2JCDYVAkhka7cM9

also as a personal request, if you're going to swear, please don't do things like type shit with 3 "t"s or whatever. Gamefaqs doesn't like that because it's censor bypassing.

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MrMelodramatic
04/29/21 10:39:12 AM
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@ClarkDuke
Hey I made this topic, ok?

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Far-Queue
04/29/21 10:41:30 AM
#3:


Sometimes after I shower I give the towel a sniff after I dry off my asshole to make sure there's no funk back there

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Far-Queue
04/29/21 10:42:05 AM
#4:


Oh noooo I meant to post this to the Google doc can you delete that I'm so embarrassed

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MrMelodramatic
04/29/21 12:42:06 PM
#5:


Four submissions so far

Hey Potd, ziggy here, sunny and clarkduke are both my alts, ok?

ACAB

I like turtles!

buttholes

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Far-Queue
04/29/21 1:11:12 PM
#6:


I had pinworms once as a kid and to get relief I'd scratch my asshole with my mom's emery board

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Far-Queue
04/29/21 1:11:32 PM
#7:


Oh noooo I did it again I'm mortified

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Joe_Biden
04/29/21 1:15:47 PM
#8:


three t's?

ttt?

what is censor bypassing about it

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MrMelodramatic
04/29/21 1:18:32 PM
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Joe_Biden posted...
three t's?

ttt?

what is censor bypassing about it
"Shit" with three t's is what I meant. Idk if that's actually one, but things like only partially censoring words, adding extra letters, elongating, breaking it up into different words. Those are modded afaik

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Joe_Biden
04/29/21 1:22:54 PM
#11:


oh

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MrMelodramatic
04/29/21 5:31:27 PM
#12:


Sorry I've neglected this topic. Been busier today than I thought I'd be. Keep submitting f

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Far-Queue
04/29/21 5:45:18 PM
#13:


Grew up kinda poor. We used to freeze juice to make homemade popsicles when we were kids. Well, this one time I open the freezer to grab a "popsicle", peel it out of the Dixie cup it was in and start licking it. Tasted fucking awful. I lick it again so I can identify it... thought maybe it's spoiled orange juice. Then it dawned on me. I don't know how I figured it out as I'd never tasted it before: motherfucking piss!

For some insane reason, my younger brother froze his fucking piss in the same fucking paper cups we made popsicles in. Still have no clue why, and I've never been able to capture that same magic no matter how much piss I drink.

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Far-Queue
04/29/21 5:46:01 PM
#14:


Oh nooooo how am I messing this up so bad I swear I clicked that link before typing noooooo

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Jen0125
04/29/21 5:59:33 PM
#15:


Far-Queue I hate you so much

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Sarcasthma
04/29/21 6:05:35 PM
#16:


My friend Farq gets off on being embarrassed, but this oddly does not include the embarrassment that comes from people finding out about this fetish. Especially when me, his trusted friend, is the one telling people about it.

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Sarcasthma
04/29/21 6:06:06 PM
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Oh shit oh whoops that was supposed to be a PM dangit

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MrMelodramatic
05/01/21 9:19:22 AM
#18:


I prefer suppositories

my entire online persona is a made up lie.

i miss erik p's 13 inch monster cock

I ate the last cookie from the cookie jar.

I'm an idiot.

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
05/01/21 4:07:54 PM
#19:


Lol. Cant imagine any secrets will make me laugh more than FarQueue. To 500 so hes obligated to come up with more.

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ClarkDuke
05/06/21 1:18:44 AM
#21:


thank you for the notification melo, i feel these topics can help us breathe in times like these, ok?

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Metalsonic66
05/06/21 3:20:39 AM
#22:


One time the lady at the ticket booth was like "enjoy your movie" and I go "YOU TOO LOL"

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DirtBasedSoap
05/07/21 8:09:27 PM
#23:


bro where are the confessions

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Far-Queue
05/07/21 9:29:57 PM
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My stepfather had a heavy hand in punishing us. He was a junkie, and an alcoholic. Nicotine-yellowed leather stretched over a volatile pile of jittery, restless bones. His patience was thinner than uncooked angel hair, and twice as brittle. Didn't take much convincing to bring the convictions out of him.

Started out with long time-outs in the corner while he slept off whatever narcotics were ebbing in his bloodstream. Our legs rubbery with fatigue, our backs aching to stretch and move, but we dared not budge a single inch for fear of incurring a deeper wrath.

Eventually we graduated to earning full-fledged beatdowns, complete with belts, books, brushes... anything he could get his hands on. And if nothing was available, well we'd get a slap, or worse.

We were well acquainted with fear. A constant dread that haunted even the most serene and joyful moments of our childhood. Knowing that once the last guest had left the birthday party, a darkness would swallow the entire house, smothering us beneath a quilt of guilt and anxiety.

And we knew shame. Gotta hide those bruises from the teacher. Oh, that? I jumped off the swingset and landed funny, is all... said as we stare at the floor knowing full-well that our eyes would betray the lies we spoke to avoid rousing suspicion.

It was a harrowing childhood, but we survived, my brothers and I. When I was old enough, I left and did not go back. Made a life for myself, for better or worse. Had lots of jobs, a few lovers who helped me to work through the wreckage of my past, and finally earned a career, a wife, and family of my own.

Heard the old man passed late last year. Hadn't spoken to him in over a decade. Had long since made my own peace with what he'd done to us. Forgiven him, selfishly, so that I wouldn't have to carry that weight with me any longer, letting it drag down every relationship in my life with its miserable burden. I don't know how far along I am in the healing process, or if I'll every be made whole, but I can honestly say I'm happy today. Truly happy. Content with my life. But one thing I've never been able to figure out is why being whipped with a belt is the only way I can get an erection.

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Far-Queue
05/07/21 9:30:21 PM
#25:


Ohhhhh nooooooo :(((( again!!

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MasterChiefer
05/07/21 9:35:02 PM
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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Metalsonic66
05/08/21 3:38:53 AM
#27:


I really like it when my grandma puts peanut butter on carrot sticks

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
05/08/21 4:44:41 AM
#28:


Far-Queue posted...

Tired but was this a Walden copypasta?

MasterChiefer posted...
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

New to gamefaqs. Am I doing this right?
Austin Powers copypasta for sure.

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Metalsonic66
05/08/21 1:31:49 PM
#29:


One time I chased a squirrel into a laundromat and after that I couldn't find him

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ClarkDuke
05/13/21 1:48:53 AM
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Far-Queue
05/16/21 1:11:24 PM
#31:


FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Tired but was this a Walden copypasta?
pffffft I don't copy paste bruh

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Action53
05/17/21 9:47:18 AM
#32:


Following

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EvilMegas
05/17/21 9:57:02 AM
#33:


Far-Queue posted...
Oh nooooo how am I messing this up so bad I swear I clicked that link before typing noooooo
Lmao

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Metalsonic66
05/19/21 3:24:13 PM
#34:


I have exercise equipment and I don't fuckin use it

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Revelation34
05/19/21 4:15:56 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
I have exercise equipment and I don't fuckin use it


Send it to me.
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Far-Queue
05/19/21 5:01:45 PM
#36:


I've experimented with putting things up my ass while masturbating, but never got any enjoyment out of it. Fingers, candles (not lit lol), potatoes... you know, normal things people put up there.

Rather than be turned off to the notion it just makes me feel I'm doing things incorrectly and not hitting the right spots, and I wonder if I'd be able to get my rocks off with someone with some experience.

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Far-Queue
05/19/21 5:02:07 PM
#37:


Oh my gosh is that link broken or something???

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Metalsonic66
05/19/21 6:15:52 PM
#38:


Revelation34 posted...
Send it to me.
Nah cuz I might use it tomorrow

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SkynyrdRocker
05/19/21 9:46:34 PM
#39:


Bummer that TC abandoned it. Now it's up to Far-Queue to entertain us
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ClarkDuke
05/23/21 10:16:31 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
Bummer that TC abandoned it. Now it's up to Far-Queue to entertain us
the topic had potential, ok?

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Metalsonic66
05/24/21 1:06:52 AM
#41:


One time I accidentally a whole Coca-Cola bottle

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Far-Queue
05/24/21 5:41:46 AM
#42:


Sometimes when I write "lmao", I'm barely lol'ing. It's more like a slight chuckle. But I write "lmao" to let the person who made the funny comment know that I appreciate their joke.

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Far-Queue
05/29/21 8:47:02 AM
#43:


Every night I pray to the sweet baby Jesus that they'll find a cure for micropenis

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Far-Queue
05/29/21 8:48:27 AM
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Oh shit! That is I pray for those affected with micropenis. Certainly not me I'm very well endowed, Scout's Honor

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Action53
05/30/21 9:50:35 PM
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@MrMelodramatic don't abandon us

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
05/30/21 10:27:06 PM
#46:


Action53 posted...
@MrMelodramatic don't abandon us
His past Confession topics always hit 500. Kinda bummed he left it for dead. Least let one of us take over his duties.

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ArvTheGreat
05/30/21 11:02:20 PM
#47:


arv doesnt post drunk enough anymore

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Metalsonic66
05/31/21 2:09:42 AM
#48:


Sometimes when I'm trying to make small talk and not be awkward, I throw out random trivia I have learned.

But when you listen to the Box of Oddities, the random trivia you know may make things more awkward, like PLATYPI HAVE NO STOMACHS!! or DALI WAS A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR!!

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Revelation34
05/31/21 2:20:07 PM
#49:


Metalsonic66 posted...
Sometimes when I'm trying to make small talk and not be awkward, I throw out random trivia I have learned.

But when you listen to the Box of Oddities, the random trivia you know may make things more awkward, like PLATYPI HAVE NO STOMACHS!! or DALI WAS A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR!!


What if a person doesn't know anything?
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MrMelodramatic
05/31/21 2:25:55 PM
#50:


Im gay and my dick is small

I did 7-11

Guess who this is!

Video didn't kill the radio star. I did.

There's a scary amount of mental patients on the board. I can only hope they get better

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Metalsonic66
05/31/21 2:28:37 PM
#51:


Revelation34 posted...
What if a person doesn't know anything?
Then they're Jon Snow

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Revelation34
05/31/21 6:53:16 PM
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"There's a scary amount of mental patients on the board. I can only hope they get better" Where?
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