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Blue_Inigo 04/13/21 2:31:32 PM #1:	Waking up and tripping over your own dick sounds like a hassle tbh --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:952791170] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>Waking up and tripping over your own dick sounds like a hassle tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 04/13/21 2:35:21 PM #2:	everybody went on about the dude cosplaying as that astolfo femboy using a can of monster to cover his dick or something, but it was one of the small cans, like red bull, it wasn't even a 16 ouncer... --- History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:952791281] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>everybody went on about the dude cosplaying as that astolfo femboy using a can of monster to cover his dick or something, but it was one of the small cans, like red bull, it wasn't even a 16 ouncer... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 04/13/21 2:36:57 PM #3:	I think they interviewed a guy who was thought to have the largest penis in the world and he said it was pretty inconvenient more than anything. --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:952791332] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>I think they interviewed a guy who was thought to have the largest penis in the world and he said it was pretty inconvenient more than anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 04/13/21 2:37:49 PM #4:	Feeding it is expensive --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:952791365] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>Feeding it is expensive </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 04/13/21 2:40:01 PM #5:	I have to lay it on the toilet seat when pooping so it doesnt fall in the water. --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:952791432] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>I have to lay it on the toilet seat when pooping so it doesnt fall in the water. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 04/13/21 2:46:37 PM #6:	viewmaster_pi posted... everybody went on about the dude cosplaying as that astolfo femboy using a can of monster to cover his dick or something, but it was one of the small cans, like red bull, it wasn't even a 16 ouncer... No it was big --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:952791641] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>everybody went on about the dude cosplaying as that astolfo femboy using a can of monster to cover his dick or something, but it was one of the small cans, like red bull, it wasn't even a 16 ouncer...</quote>No it was big </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 04/13/21 2:47:15 PM #7:	I remember hearing a news story about a guy who was stopped for extra searching in an airport because they thought he was smuggling something in his pants that turned out to be an extra large dong. --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:952791666] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>I remember hearing a news story about a guy who was stopped for extra searching in an airport because they thought he was smuggling something in his pants that turned out to be an extra large dong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 04/13/21 2:51:50 PM #8:	Is a monster dong larger or smaller than a magnum dong? --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:952791802] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>Is a monster dong larger or smaller than a magnum dong?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Intro2Logic 04/14/21 5:58:28 AM #9:	--- Have you tried thinking rationally? <cite>Intro2Logic posted [p:952815073] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 04/14/21 6:00:06 AM #10:	does anyone really have a penis so big it drags on the floor when you walk? cant imagine how inconvenient that must feel. lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:952815091] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>does anyone really have a penis so big it drags on the floor when you walk? cant imagine how inconvenient that must feel. lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 04/14/21 6:02:02 AM #11:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... does anyone really have a penis so big it drags on the floor when you walk? cant imagine how inconvenient that must feel. lol You have to tie it around your waist like a saiyan --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:952815113] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite> <quote>does anyone really have a penis so big it drags on the floor when you walk? cant imagine how inconvenient that must feel. lol</quote> You have to tie it around your waist like a saiyan </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fluttershy 04/14/21 6:06:46 AM #12:	I have to lay it on the toilet seat when pooping so it doesnt fall in the water. that's gross, i usually just sling it over my shoulder. --- https://imgur.com/CnmWjgd <cite>Fluttershy posted [p:952815184] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>I have to lay it on the toilet seat when pooping so it doesnt fall in the water. that's gross, i usually just sling it over my shoulder. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 04/14/21 6:07:14 AM #13:	If only I could post The Little Donny Foundation. ...If only I could post that. That which aired on national tv. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:952815194] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>If only I could post The Little Donny Foundation. ...If only I could post that. That which aired on national tv.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 04/14/21 6:08:26 AM #14:	AlisLandale posted... You have to tie it around your waist like a saiyan i suppose you could use it as a lasso as well. >_> <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:952815214] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>You have to tie it around your waist like a saiyan</quote> i suppose you could use it as a lasso as well. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 04/14/21 6:09:44 AM #15:	If it is too big, youll not have enough blood in the rest of your body if you get an erection. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:952815228] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>If it is too big, youll not have enough blood in the rest of your body if you get an erection. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lww99 04/14/21 6:42:51 AM #17:	Sometimes when you shit, your dick dips into the toilet water. its not all its made out to be... --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:952815635] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes when you shit, your dick dips into the toilet water. its not all its made out to be... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 04/14/21 6:48:20 AM #18:	I gotta tuck it in to my socks --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:952815712] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>I gotta tuck it in to my socks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dingydang166 04/14/21 6:53:29 AM #19:	My dick is average length wise but super thick. It is kinda annoying because EVERY time I warn the girl that I need to at least finger her for awhile to stretch it out they always say "NAH WE GOOD JUST STICK IT IN" and then like clockwork every single time I spend 10 minutes trying to shove a cucumber into a keyhold until they finally say "...Ok stretch me out". They never goddamn listen and it kills the mood. <cite>Dingydang166 posted [p:952815787] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>My dick is average length wise but super thick. It is kinda annoying because EVERY time I warn the girl that I need to at least finger her for awhile to stretch it out they always say "NAH WE GOOD JUST STICK IT IN" and then like clockwork every single time I spend 10 minutes trying to shove a cucumber into a keyhold until they finally say "...Ok stretch me out". They never goddamn listen and it kills the mood. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 04/14/21 7:22:34 AM #20:	Finding pants that fit, and also don't show a perfect outline of my dick at all times is incredibly difficult. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:952816129] in What's it ... [t:79403467]...</cite> <quote>Finding pants that fit, and also don't show a perfect outline of my dick at all times is incredibly difficult. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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