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saspa
04/11/21 12:28:55 PM
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You can't make this stuff up
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The Trent
04/11/21 12:29:47 PM
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what a stupid fucking premise
like is bruce wayne also getting married?
does he sign his marriage certificate as batman?
fuck this is dumb i need someone to calm me down ASAP

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Turbam
04/11/21 12:30:23 PM
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YourLovelyTina
04/11/21 12:34:34 PM
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The Trent posted...
what a stupid fucking premise
like is bruce wayne also getting married?
does he sign his marriage certificate as batman?
fuck this is dumb i need someone to calm me down ASAP

not as dumb as Superman pretending to marry "Mighty Maid" (who's actually Supergirl, his cousin, in disguise) and moves to another dimension to throw alien attackers off his trail

https://www.agonybooth.com/supermans-mighty-creepy-romance-action-comics-260-74467


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archedsoul
04/11/21 12:35:17 PM
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The Trent posted...
what a stupid fucking premise
like is bruce wayne also getting married?
does he sign his marriage certificate as batman?
fuck this is dumb i need someone to calm me down ASAP


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TheRealDill2000
04/11/21 12:35:40 PM
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Turbam posted...

Is this real?
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K181
04/11/21 12:37:04 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
Is this real?

Boner used to be slang for a fuck-up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkle%27s_Boner

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YourLovelyTina
04/11/21 12:37:06 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
Is this real?
https://www.agonybooth.com/ ever-dance-with-a-boner-by-the-pale-moonlight-batman-66-77246

fuck GameFAQs stupid url limits

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Sheiky-Baby
04/11/21 12:38:16 PM
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I'm guessing that issue is from the 50's, or 60's? Things were more innocent around that time. And saying things like "I'm happy and gay!" irl, or in songs wouldn't end with a snickering.

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Turbam
04/11/21 12:38:36 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
Is this real?
Chortle at Joker's boner

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pegusus123456
04/12/21 1:59:34 AM
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I get that it worked out in this specific situation, but it's still kinda fucked up that Bruce could just buy an orphan like that.

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Gobstoppers12
04/12/21 2:12:40 AM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
Is this real?
Not only is it real, but the entire comic uses the word on almost every page. The whole issue is themed after it.

It's issue #66 of the original 1940 Batman run, so if you can find a way to read it, it's very well worth the time.

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Darmik
04/12/21 2:23:42 AM
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Batman and Superman historically first teamed up after they both coincidentally went on a cruise ship at the same time and had to share a cabin for some reason.

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jon1012
04/12/21 2:29:22 AM
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I guess hell just be the fluffer.

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saspa
04/14/21 4:32:52 AM
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It really shows just how much language has changed and evolved if people honestly associate boner more with the obscure sexual connotation rather than to make a mistake
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ZevLoveDOOM
04/14/21 4:34:21 AM
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AlisLandale
04/14/21 5:59:23 AM
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YourLovelyTina posted...
not as dumb as Superman pretending to marry "Mighty Maid" (who's actually Supergirl, his cousin, in disguise) and moves to another dimension to throw alien attackers off his trail

https://www.agonybooth.com/supermans-mighty-creepy-romance-action-comics-260-74467




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saspa
04/15/21 2:35:45 PM
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Are the aliens after him because of the cousin marriage or something
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tommybel89
04/15/21 2:40:13 PM
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The 50s were weird for Batman. They were also for Superman but at least the sci-fi stuff fits him well.

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tommybel89
04/15/21 2:41:12 PM
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The boner issue is indeed real. From the early 40s. I have read a bunch of the Golden Age Batman. It's available in paperbacks and omnibus.

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Background_Guy
04/15/21 2:44:28 PM
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tommybel89
04/15/21 2:46:56 PM
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Darmik posted...
Batman and Superman historically first teamed up after they both coincidentally went on a cruise ship at the same time and had to share a cabin for some reason.
Yup in 1952 in Superman 76. A quirky story but it's a goddamn milestone!

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tommybel89
04/15/21 2:47:38 PM
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Background_Guy posted...
The 60s were f***ing LIT

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tommybel89
04/15/21 2:51:24 PM
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Now somebody post that issue where Lois Lane turned black for an issue. That was wild.

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saspa
04/16/21 7:33:55 PM
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tommybel89 posted...
Now somebody post that issue where Lois Lane turned black for an issue. That was wild.

And here I thought only Marvel did stuff like that.
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tommybel89
04/16/21 9:14:33 PM
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saspa
04/18/21 5:50:14 PM
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tommybel89 posted...
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Superman%27s_Girl_Friend,_Lois_Lane_Vol_1_106?file=Lois_Lane_106.jpg

I have no idea how to make the pic appear here.

So glad DC abandoned that stuff
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tommybel89
04/18/21 7:58:32 PM
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At least they had poignant stuff like that Green Lantern issue featuring Green Arrow and his partner Speedy's heroin addiction back in the early 70's. That was a social issue done well. That whole run of stories might be a tad dated from our standards but for back then it's a gamechanger.

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Green_Lantern_Vol_2_85

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pegusus123456
04/19/21 12:22:29 AM
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IIRC, while the black Lois Lane thing seems ridiculous on the cover, it's actually pretty decent considering the era.
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Dark_SilverX
04/19/21 12:31:58 AM
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he gotta sit in the chair and watch

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saspa
04/20/21 6:31:07 PM
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I mean all those things come from a well meaning place but the execution can be terrible
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Hayame Zero
04/20/21 6:32:42 PM
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Batwoman was introduced for the sole reason of being Batman's love interest as to deter the "Batman and Robin are gay" rumors.

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saspa
04/21/21 7:30:04 PM
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If people thought that way back in the 50s, I can't imagine what the reaction would be now at it
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ledbowman
04/21/21 7:46:26 PM
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Schumacher wastes no time establishing his mission statement. The WB logo morphs into a frozen bat symbol, which explodes. Three dimensional metal credits fly into a field of red clouds to the sound of whooshing and an engine growl or two. Then a Robin symbol flies in and, uh hooks up with the bat symbol, pushes up against it. And the bat symbol sort of thrusts forward so its on top. Mounting the Robin symbol. No big deal. Dont worry about it.
https://outlawvern.com/2017/06/20/br/

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saspa
04/22/21 6:47:10 PM
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I mean Schumacher himself is gay so...
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ZeroX91
04/22/21 6:55:45 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Hell when that was written it wasnt even illegal in all 50 states. Rosevelt married his cousin.

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