Poll of the Day > Corrupt-A-Wish Game

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Ogurisama
03/18/21 12:10:13 AM
#102:


Njord posted...
Granted, but support for it ends a year after it's released and there was no actual Q&A.

I wish it'd rain for a several weeks here.
Granted, but its freezing rain, making everything very icy knocking out power and everything.

I wish my back wasnt hurting

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ClarkDuke
03/18/21 12:39:41 AM
#103:


Ogurisama posted...
Granted, but its freezing rain, making everything very icy knocking out power and everything.

I wish my back wasnt hurting
granted, but you are paralyzed below the neck, ok?

i wish everyone here really gets the wish they desire, ok?

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Njord
03/18/21 10:36:36 PM
#104:


ClarkDuke posted...
granted, but you are paralyzed below the neck, ok?

i wish everyone here really gets the wish they desire, ok?
Granted, but they all wake up from the make-believe dreamland of wishes being granted.

I wish that bird didn't fly into my window at work and die.
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Njord
03/20/21 1:09:20 PM
#105:


I wish I didn't sleep in this morning.
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Ogurisama
03/20/21 1:12:32 PM
#106:


Njord posted...
I wish I didn't sleep in this morning.
Granted, but you didnt sleep at all

Njord posted...
Granted, but they all wake up from the make-believe dreamland of wishes being granted.

I wish that bird didn't fly into my window at work and die.
Granted, but it broke the window and there is blood and feathers everywhere and its freakingout.

I wish I had more Lego to build

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Njord
03/20/21 1:57:22 PM
#107:


Ogurisama posted...
Granted, but it broke the window and there is blood and feathers everywhere and its freakingout.

I wish I had more Lego to build
Granted, but you're missing a few pieces in the sets.

I wish people used their turn signals when driving.
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trodi_911
03/20/21 8:57:30 PM
#108:


Njord posted...
Granted, but you're missing a few pieces in the sets.

I wish people used their turn signals when driving.
Granted but because people are too preoccupied putting all their brainpower into using their signals, they no longer use their brakes.

I wish I could kill a single person scot-free.

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Njord
03/23/21 1:46:50 AM
#109:


trodi_911 posted...
Granted but because people are too preoccupied putting all their brainpower into using their signals, they no longer use their brakes.

I wish I could kill a single person scot-free.
Granted, but you're now on a list and murderers everywhere want to be your friend so they can learn how you did it.

I wish I could get rid of these hiccups.
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