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Njord
03/04/21 11:59:58 PM
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This is a very common online topic/forum game, so I assume a few of you already know what it is.

Summarized, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole or flaw in it. Then, the person that "corrupted" the wish makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

Example:
Poster A: "I wish for a fistful of dollars."
Poster B: "Your wish is granted, but the dollars are counterfeit and you can't use them."
"I wish for this song to get out of my head."
Poster C: "Your wish is granted, but a different (and more annoying) song takes its place."
"I wish for..."
And so on...

Let the games begin!

I wish I had somebody to love.
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SpeedDemon20
03/05/21 12:03:08 AM
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Njord posted...
I wish I had somebody to love.
Granted, but they're open-minded!

I wish Smash Bros. was getting one more fighter pass.

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JoanOfArcade
03/05/21 12:16:08 AM
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SpeedDemon20 posted...
Granted, but they're open-minded!

I wish Smash Bros. was getting one more fighter pass.
Granted but they're all echo fighters of Mario

I wish Legend of Dragoon would get a sequel

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GunslingerGunsl
03/05/21 12:24:17 AM
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JoanOfArcade posted...
Granted but they're all echo fighters of Mario

I wish Legend of Dragoon would get a sequel
Granted, but it only releases in North Korea where no one can play it.

I wish I was 6 feet tall.
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Unbridled9
03/05/21 12:30:05 AM
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GunslingerGunsl posted...
Granted, but it only releases in North Korea where no one can play it.

I wish I was 6 feet tall.

Granted. You are now six ant feet tall.

I wish Mars was a perfectly inhabitable planet for humans.

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Zangulus
03/05/21 12:50:46 AM
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GunslingerGunsl posted...
Granted, but it only releases in North Korea where no one can play it.

I wish I was 6 feet tall.

Granted. You're now the height of 6 tennis shoes stacked upon one another.

I wish I owned my own house.

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trodi_911
03/05/21 4:05:11 AM
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Unbridled9 posted...
Granted. You are now six ant feet tall.

I wish Mars was a perfectly inhabitable planet for humans.
Granted. All humans die before they can try to colonize Mars.

Zangulus posted...
Granted. You're now the height of 6 tennis shoes stacked upon one another.

I wish I owned my own house.
Granted. You now own a dog house.

I wish I had five dollars.

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Sarcasthma
03/05/21 4:11:14 AM
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trodi_911 posted...
I wish I had five dollars.
Granted with no drawbacks whatsoever. You're welcome.

I wish.

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hockey7318
03/05/21 5:43:33 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Granted with no drawbacks whatsoever. You're welcome.

I wish.
Granted, but you made the wish on a shooting star that was coming right for you. I assume that's why the sentence ended so quickly.

I wish I had more time to game.
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JoanOfArcade
03/05/21 5:48:12 AM
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hockey7318 posted...
Granted, but you made the wish on a shooting star that was coming right for you. I assume that's why the sentence ended so quickly.

I wish I had more time to game.
Granted but the only games you now play are Fortnite and WoW

I wish I had a shiny Nidoking

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wolfy42
03/05/21 8:40:01 AM
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hockey7318 posted...
Granted, but you made the wish on a shooting star that was coming right for you. I assume that's why the sentence ended so quickly.

I wish I had more time to game.


Granted. Thanks for giving us the Coronavirus.

JoanOfArcade posted...
Granted but the only games you now play are Fortnite and WoW

I wish I had a shiny Nidoking

Granted but it's now part of your nose and can't be removed.

I wish our political system would actually work for the people and life would improve for everyone.

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Nightphall
03/05/21 8:43:07 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
Granted. Thanks for giving us the Coronavirus.

Granted but it's now part of your nose and can't be removed.

I wish our political system would actually work for the people and life would improve for everyone.

Granted, but people now complain about being bored all the time, ala the previous Matrix attempts. Wars are now started out of boredom.

I wish we could leave audio comments on sites that don't have that feature.

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Conner4REAL
03/05/21 11:33:31 AM
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I wish I had a real KLUNEBERG painting not just a copied print.

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BlazeAndBlade
03/05/21 12:11:45 PM
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Conner4REAL posted...
I wish I had a real KLUNEBERG painting not just a copied print.


wish granted but it's painted by using poop and blood

I wish the below poster was a sexy super model


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sodium-chloride
03/05/21 12:54:33 PM
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BlazeAndBlade posted...
wish granted but it's painted by using poop and blood

I wish the below poster was a sexy super model

Granted, but you can never have a piece of this thicc ass.

I wish I could play metroid prime 4

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Nightphall
03/05/21 3:35:47 PM
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sodium-chloride posted...
Granted, but you can never have a piece of this thicc ass.

I wish I could play metroid prime 4
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish USA internet speeds were faster.

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JigsawTDC
03/05/21 3:39:48 PM
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Nightphall posted...
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish USA internet speeds were faster.

Granted, but its power source is you connected to a Matrix like system, so you can never actually use it. Edit: oh man, I think Mead might have corrupted this one better than me

I wish I had Zareth's fingers in my possession.
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Mead
03/05/21 3:40:21 PM
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Nightphall posted...
I wish USA internet speeds were faster.

Granted, but it is made much faster from Chinese technology and they now provide servers for the entire internet globally and censor it as they see fit.

I wish for unlimited sleep

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Nightphall
03/05/21 6:07:06 PM
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Mead posted...
Granted, but it is made much faster from Chinese technology and they now provide servers for the entire internet globally and censor it as they see fit.

I wish for unlimited sleep
Congrats....it might as well be an unending coma.

I wish people actually fired back in an internet argument instead of being so quick to ignore or block.

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kukukupo
03/05/21 6:32:55 PM
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JigsawTDC posted...
Granted, but its power source is you connected to a Matrix like system, so you can never actually use it. Edit: oh man, I think Mead might have corrupted this one better than me

I wish I had Zareth's fingers in my possession.

Granted, but they are the chicken fingers he was going to have for dinner.

I wish it was 70 degrees Fahrenheit outside year round.
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Ogurisama
03/05/21 6:41:09 PM
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kukukupo posted...
Granted, but they are the chicken fingers he was going to have for dinner.

I wish it was 70 degrees Fahrenheit outside year round.
Granted, but its always raining heavily

I wish I had a large passive income so i never have to work.

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Nightphall
03/05/21 7:01:39 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Granted, but its always raining heavily

I wish I had a large passive income so i never have to work.
Granted, but 95 percent of it vanishes on a random day in the month. No amount of investigation or anticipation will ever reveal where, how or why. All that remains will be enough to pay for your living expenses. Entertainment is not included. Not even for cheap Steam sales.
Everything you bought before the vanishing will either break or be stolen.

I wish Pitch Black and White Out Mountain Dew would return as permanent flavors.

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Ogurisama
03/05/21 7:08:27 PM
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Nightphall posted...
Everything you bought before the vanishing will either break or be stolen.
So what about on tangible things like a flight or tour?
Or things that are consumed?

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Nightphall
03/05/21 7:17:56 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
So what about on tangible things like a flight or tour?
Or things that are consumed?

Do you really want to know?

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JoanOfArcade
03/05/21 7:33:15 PM
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Nightphall posted...
Granted, but 95 percent of it vanishes on a random day in the month. No amount of investigation or anticipation will ever reveal where, how or why. All that remains will be enough to pay for your living expenses. Entertainment is not included. Not even for cheap Steam sales.
Everything you bought before the vanishing will either break or be stolen.

I wish Pitch Black and White Out Mountain Dew would return as permanent flavors.
Granted but they only come is 6 oz cans

I wish there was another Brennan Frasier Mummy movie

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wolfy42
03/05/21 7:45:21 PM
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Granted but he is even more out of shape and ugly than in the last movie he did and it's only in russian.

I wish the next wish is actually not corrupted.

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trodi_911
03/06/21 12:34:37 PM
#28:


wolfy42 posted...
Granted but he is even more out of shape and ugly than in the last movie he did and it's only in russian.

I wish the next wish is actually not corrupted.
Granted but every other wish is corrupted twice.

I wish I had another five dollars.

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BlazeAndBlade
03/06/21 12:39:14 PM
#29:


trodi_911 posted...
Granted but every other wish is corrupted twice.

I wish I had another five dollars.


wish granted but there the new dollars bill's from 2090 and you can't use them till 2090

I wish the world was flat

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Ogurisama
03/06/21 1:07:35 PM
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BlazeAndBlade posted...
wish granted but there the new dollars bill's from 2090 and you can't use them till 2090

I wish the world was flat
Granted, but a cat has knocked everything of the world

I wish it was the year 3048473

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JoanOfArcade
03/06/21 2:12:55 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Granted, but a cat has knocked everything of the world

I wish it was the year 3048473
Granted but slugs have evolved to be the dominant species.

I wish I had a duck

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Njord
03/06/21 3:02:16 PM
#32:


JoanOfArcade posted...
Granted but slugs have evolved to be the dominant species.

I wish I had a duck
Granted, but the duck is diseased and leaves poops in your shoes.
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Njord
03/06/21 6:34:39 PM
#33:


JoanOfArcade posted...
Granted but slugs have evolved to be the dominant species.

I wish I had a duck
Granted, but the duck is diseased and leaves poops in your shoes.

I wish this pandemic was over.
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wolfy42
03/06/21 7:05:15 PM
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Granted but everyone suddenly dies which ends it.

I wish sushi was bad for you and made you fat.

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Ogurisama
03/06/21 7:16:31 PM
#35:


wolfy42 posted...
Granted but everyone suddenly dies which ends it.

I wish sushi was bad for you and made you fat.
Granted, but its the only thing available

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I dont want any zombie turkeys, I dont want to turn into a turkey myself, and I dont want any other weird surprises. You got it?

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Njord
03/06/21 7:31:15 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Granted, but its the only thing available

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I dont want any zombie turkeys, I dont want to turn into a turkey myself, and I dont want any other weird surprises. You got it?
Granted, but the turkey meat is very dry and makes for a very unappetizing sandwich.

I wish my package from Newegg was here and not still in Indianapolis.
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Nightphall
03/06/21 8:23:13 PM
#37:


Njord posted...
Granted, but the turkey meat is very dry and makes for a very unappetizing sandwich.

I wish my package from Newegg was here and not still in Indianapolis.

Granted, but the instant you open it, you trip over and drop the object in a way that it will no longer work.

I wish Marvel would put out more animated shows that are NOT Spider-Man or the Avengers.

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Ogurisama
03/06/21 8:29:21 PM
#38:


Nightphall posted...
Granted, but the instant you open it, you trip over and drop the object in a way that it will no longer work.

I wish Marvel would put out more animated shows that are NOT Spider-Man or the Avengers.
Granted, you are getting a animated show about Hindsight Lad

I wish I could control the weather

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trodi_911
03/06/21 9:17:13 PM
#39:


Ogurisama posted...
Granted, you are getting a animated show about Hindsight Lad

I wish I could control the weather
Granted but it's the weather on Jupiter.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

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wolfy42
03/07/21 10:06:28 AM
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Granted, you are now a dead punk rocker with flowers in your hair.

I wish Ogurisama was a japanese school girl.

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Ogurisama
03/07/21 5:12:49 PM
#41:


wolfy42 posted...
Granted, you are now a dead punk rocker with flowers in your hair.

I wish Ogurisama was a japanese school girl.
Granted, but I am a lesbian that doesnt post any content to the internet for you to enjoy.

I wish Beerus would destroy the Earth

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BlazeAndBlade
03/07/21 5:38:39 PM
#42:


Ogurisama posted...
Granted, but I am a lesbian that doesnt post any content to the internet for you to enjoy.

I wish Beerus would destroy the Earth


wish granted but whis rewinds time then stops him doing it again

I wish the below poster found true love and built a harem

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JoanOfArcade
03/07/21 5:47:20 PM
#43:


BlazeAndBlade posted...
wish granted but whis rewinds time then stops him doing it again

I wish the below poster found true love and built a harem
Granted but I'm not impotent... Well fuck

I wish I had a shotgun

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hockey7318
03/07/21 7:30:29 PM
#44:


Granted, but the shotgun is impotent. Only shoots blanks...

I wish I no longer needed sleep.
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Ogurisama
03/07/21 7:30:56 PM
#45:


JoanOfArcade posted...
Granted but I'm not impotent... Well fuck

I wish I had a shotgun
Granted, but its full of dry cement making it unable to fire

I wish the grass was greener

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Njord
03/07/21 9:49:55 PM
#46:


hockey7318 posted...
Granted, but the shotgun is impotent. Only shoots blanks...

I wish I no longer needed sleep.
Granted, but you lose all concept of time and go stark-raving mad.

Ogurisama posted...
Granted, but its full of dry cement making it unable to fire

I wish the grass was greener
Granted, but the grass is now infected with dandelions and nut sedge.

I wish I hadn't had that extra helping of the kielbasa I grilled.
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wolfy42
03/07/21 10:43:32 PM
#47:


Granted but now you actually had TWO extra helpings of kielbasa and are going to be violently sick.

I wish they would make a good Dungeons and Dragons mini series.

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ClarkDuke
03/07/21 10:43:42 PM
#48:


Njord posted...


I wish I hadn't had that extra helping of the kielbasa I grilled.
granted, but now your anus is prolapsed from it coming out so fast, ok?

i wish the girl i got pregnant had a better husband to raise our child, ok?

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JoanOfArcade
03/07/21 10:51:32 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
granted, but now your anus is prolapsed from it coming out so fast, ok?

i wish the girl i got pregnant had a better husband to raise our child, ok?
Granted but he named the child Kyle

I wish I had some weed

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Ogurisama
03/07/21 11:32:36 PM
#50:


JoanOfArcade posted...
Granted but he named the child Kyle

I wish I had some weed

Granted, but its laced with LSD so strong one puff you'd OD

I wish humans have mastered space travel

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Njord
03/08/21 1:48:01 AM
#51:


Ogurisama posted...
Granted, but its laced with LSD so strong one puff you'd OD

I wish humans have mastered space travel
Granted, but this mastery of space travel summoned Cthulhu from the Great Beyond and now the human race will spend the remainder of eternity is servitude.
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