Current Events > I slept with someone last night and the sex wasn't very good.

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BigMeatyClaws
02/20/21 9:42:04 AM
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yes yes maybe the sex would have been better if I didnt have big meaty claws. Now that that inevitable joke is out of the way, Im freaking out because I had a great time. When we attempted to have sex, after the first 5 mins, every time I tried to go inside was painful, not because of size, but because she was dry. We used lube but to no avail. She didnt stay much longer after we gave up and went home. Her vibe after was still good but obviously we had bad sex. I know bad sex kills girls interest quickly

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The Trent
02/20/21 9:43:03 AM
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Couldve just been first time nerves for her or you didn't prone the pump enough
I'd give her another try

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The_Creep_2020
02/20/21 9:43:08 AM
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It musta been those big meaty claws of yours

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The Trent
02/20/21 9:43:51 AM
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The Trent posted...
Couldve just been first time nerves for her or you didn't prone the pump enough
I'd give her another try

Oh as far as what you do probably nothing and see if its dead for her

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JBaLLEN66
02/20/21 9:44:26 AM
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I would've gone down on her then, kills that issue fast

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The Trent
02/20/21 9:44:48 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
I would've gone down on her then, kills that issue fast

Tagged as sexual professional

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Robot2600
02/20/21 9:45:41 AM
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If it wasnt KY astroglide or something then u need better lube.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
02/20/21 9:46:08 AM
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I would've asked Duncanwii for advice

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BigMeatyClaws
02/20/21 9:47:08 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
I would've gone down on her then, kills that issue fast
I did. That got me another 3 mins before it happened again.

The Trent posted...
Couldve just been first time nerves for her or you didn't prone the pump enough
I'd give her another try
I just hope I can get another try. We were drunk and I think we skipped foreplay. Feeling insecure.

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NeonOctopus
02/20/21 9:47:36 AM
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How were her boobs? Were they big and nice? >_>

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BigMeatyClaws
02/20/21 10:14:01 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
How were her boobs? Were they big and nice? >_>
What a weirdo

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R1masher
02/20/21 10:19:27 AM
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Maybe you were trying the pee hole...brb, Ill draw you a map

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ShyOx
02/20/21 10:22:27 AM
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how long did you go down?

If you didnt stay until full climax you did it wrong

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The Trent
02/20/21 10:23:09 AM
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R1masher posted...
Maybe you were trying the pee hole...brb, Ill draw you a map

X marks the g spot

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ROOTFayth
02/20/21 10:25:37 AM
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you guys dont do any foreplay before attempting to insert your penis into their vagina? like you should just play with her until shes wet enough first lol
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Conception616
02/20/21 10:27:21 AM
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BigMeatyClaws posted...
What a weirdo

You are posting about having sex on a niche message board, and hes the weirdo....also, it sounds like your fault that she wasnt wet enough for you.

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R1masher
02/20/21 10:29:31 AM
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Back



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BigMeatyClaws
02/20/21 10:34:25 AM
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ROOTFayth posted...
you guys dont do any foreplay before attempting to insert your penis into their vagina? like you should just play with her until shes wet enough first lol
We were drunk and just got back from dinner. We kind of went straight into it as soon as we got home. Foreplay was quick and minimal

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ROOTFayth
02/20/21 10:37:21 AM
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BigMeatyClaws posted...
We were drunk and just got back from dinner. We kind of went straight into it as soon as we got home. Foreplay was quick and minimal
well no wonder she was dry then if you didnt talk extensively about sex and didnt fool around a bit prior to it
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The Trent
02/20/21 10:42:32 AM
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yeah like i meant to say in post 2 you did not prime the pump

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The Trent
02/20/21 10:45:54 AM
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LivingLegend posted...
Then you raped her.

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha fuck outta here

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BigMeatyClaws
02/20/21 10:48:00 AM
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JBaLLEN66
02/20/21 10:49:51 AM
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BigMeatyClaws posted...
I did. That got me another 3 mins before it happened again.

I just hope I can get another try. We were drunk and I think we skipped foreplay. Feeling insecure.

gotta know da motions and timing bra

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R1masher
02/20/21 10:50:28 AM
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Dang, mods is fast... missed 21

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Conception616
02/20/21 10:51:15 AM
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LivingLegend is a terrible user, whose alt is he? There is no way he just discovered this site a few months ago.

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ShyOx
02/20/21 10:51:15 AM
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R1masher posted...
Dang, mods is fast... missed 21

It wasnt a mod it was him deleting it I reckon

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Returning_CEmen
02/20/21 10:52:36 AM
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So you just went for it without warming her up?
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DarthAragorn
02/20/21 10:53:22 AM
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Conception616 posted...
LivingLegend is a terrible user, whose alt is he? There is no way he just discovered this site a few months ago.

Buttsage, garbage NFLB troll
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DoGCyN
02/20/21 10:53:29 AM
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So is this the equivilent of whiskey dick for females? Minus any Whiskey

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treewojima
02/20/21 11:09:50 AM
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You gotta play with her first, if she's not leaving wet spots on your pants when she's dry humping you back into the room then she's not ready to go out of the gate
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