Poll of the Day > a married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama

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JazzMasterZero
05/09/21 6:06:26 PM
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Took the guys wife out for Mothers Day brunch because he was passed out from staying up all night drinking. Went to this incredibly fancy restaurant, and really wanted to treat her to a nice meal with everything she has been going through. Well apparently he found out and became infuriated that she would dare eat out at a nice restaurant. He has this delusion that he is some type of great chef, but the guy cant even make a bowl of cereal. So when I dropped her off apparently he had two burnt to a crisp chuck eye steaks covered in ketchup and A1 sauce that he demanded that she eat. Just really sad that he had to ruin her first Mothers Day with his abusive behavior.

ClarkDuke posted...
first let me say, per usual i am impressed by you. you are a true gentleman, taking on the familial responsibilities from a man, who will not step up, ok?

his wife is blessed to have your passion and support by her side in a time of need, ok?
Thank you so much, Clark. Its been tough in these trying times, but I keep pushing through to help her and our unborn child because I know he will just continue to drag her down.

ClarkDuke posted...
thank you for your kind words, but he again refused getting the assistance. along with swearing up and down he was fine, despite having gone a full week without a shower and reeking of urine, vomit and cheap alcohol.
Anytime, Clark. You really have been a saint through this entire ordeal and deserve to be acknowledged for the amazing person that you are. Its incredibly frustrating to see someone continue to spiral out of control due to their addiction and paranoia. Hang in there and just continue to push for him to go to rehab, but definitely get that paternity test.
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Revelation34
05/09/21 6:10:09 PM
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JazzMasterZero posted...
Took the guys wife out for Mothers Day brunch because he was passed out from staying up all night drinking. Went to this incredibly fancy restaurant, and really wanted to treat her to a nice meal with everything she has been going through. Well apparently he found out and became infuriated that she would dare eat out at a nice restaurant. He has this delusion that he is some type of great chef, but the guy cant even make a bowl of cereal. So when I dropped her off apparently he had two burnt to a crisp chuck eye steaks covered in ketchup and A1 sauce that he demanded that she eat. Just really sad that he had to ruin her first Mothers Day with his abusive behavior.

Thank you so much, Clark. Its been tough in these trying times, but I keep pushing through to help her and our unborn child because I know he will just continue to drag her down.

Anytime, Clark. You really have been a saint through this entire ordeal and deserve to be acknowledged for the amazing person that you are. Its incredibly frustrating to see someone continue to spiral out of control due to their addiction and paranoia. Hang in there and just continue to push for him to go to rehab, but definitely get that paternity test.


That sounds delicious.
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ClarkDuke
05/13/21 1:33:52 AM
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Aculo posted...
Has he at least gotten the covid vaccine? I know he's largely anti-vax in general, but for the good of "his" child, he really should get the shot, ok?
no, sadly he believes in vitamins and is against vaccines, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
Took the guys wife out for Mothers Day brunch because he was passed out from staying up all night drinking. Went to this incredibly fancy restaurant, and really wanted to treat her to a nice meal with everything she has been going through. Well apparently he found out and became infuriated that she would dare eat out at a nice restaurant. He has this delusion that he is some type of great chef, but the guy cant even make a bowl of cereal. So when I dropped her off apparently he had two burnt to a crisp chuck eye steaks covered in ketchup and A1 sauce that he demanded that she eat. Just really sad that he had to ruin her first Mothers Day with his abusive behavior.
all i can say to this is, wow, ok? what a fraud.

JazzMasterZero posted...
Thank you so much, Clark. Its been tough in these trying times, but I keep pushing through to help her and our unborn child because I know he will just continue to drag her down.
you are more than welcome, im happy she is fortunate to have you to keep her sane, ok?

having someone childishly rocking the boat whenever she starts to feel any semblance of balance in her life, well its no way to live, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
Anytime, Clark. You really have been a saint through this entire ordeal and deserve to be acknowledged for the amazing person that you are. Its incredibly frustrating to see someone continue to spiral out of control due to their addiction and paranoia. Hang in there and just continue to push for him to go to rehab, but definitely get that paternity test.
thank you for the kind words jazz, sadly he was recently hospitalized due to his chronic drinking and unchecked diabetic issues, ok?

and i decided whether or not the child is mine, at the very least every child deserves a sober father figure so he needs to clean up his act. especially on the off chance the child has my amazing genes, having a 50 year old alcoholic for father figure will still have a detrimental influence on its potential, ok?

with that said, its unfortunately become clear the mother wants out of their relationship and is currently trying to hook me, but ive made it clear i simply cant do it, ok? i can only hope she can accept a bull has to roam.

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ClarkDuke
05/16/21 3:00:15 AM
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i feel so bad for his wife, tonight she had to throw away the couch in their living room. apparently he gorged himself on taco bell and drank two six packs worth of a cheap ipa, passed out and shit the couch, ok?

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Aculo
05/17/21 10:45:35 AM
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ClarkDuke posted...
two six packs worth of a cheap ipa
his taste in beer was always pretty bad, so this doesn't surprise me, ok?

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JigsawTDC
05/17/21 10:55:22 AM
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part of me wonders if these stories about the drunk are actually Ziggy just telling us an amalgamation of his and his father's life story
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Aculo
05/17/21 10:56:58 AM
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false. my dad would never drink cheap ipa's, ok?

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ClarkDuke
05/17/21 4:59:38 PM
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another quick update, she started watering down his ipas since his recovery. and unsurprisingly, he hasnt noticed the change at all, ok?

she also decided to heavily encourage a new hobby for him, so like most men with erectile dysfunction hes decided to try out ventriloquism, ok?

so keep your fingers crossed this will keep him on his feet, ok?

Aculo posted...
his taste in beer was always pretty bad, so this doesn't surprise me, ok?
its really sad, but this is totally true, ok?

JigsawTDC posted...
part of me wonders if these stories about the drunk are actually Ziggy just telling us an amalgamation of his and his father's life story
let me say, ziggys phenomenal skills as a father havent fallen far from the tree, ok?

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Aculo
05/17/21 6:33:14 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
another quick update, she started watering down his ipas since his recovery. and unsurprisingly, he hasnt noticed the change at all, ok?
completely unsurprising since his cheap ass ipa's were watered down enough on their own, ok?

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ClarkDuke
05/20/21 11:23:26 PM
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Aculo posted...
completely unsurprising since his cheap ass ipa's were watered down enough on their own, ok?
you are so right, hes basically buying expensive bottled water at this point, ok?

im wondering if all the salt he uses in his cooking, finally burned whats left of his taste buds, ok?

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JazzMasterZero
05/20/21 11:24:37 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
thank you for the kind words jazz, sadly he was recently hospitalized due to his chronic drinking and unchecked diabetic issues, ok?
Anytime, Clark. With the whole situation youre going through youve gone above and beyond what most people would do when dealing with a scumbag of a husband like this. Sorry to hear about his hospitalization but that really is the chronic plight of someone as unhealthy as him.

My girl that Im fucking husband just got fired from his Dennys job and went on a complete bender. Passed out behind some dumpy pizza place and got sent to the hospital. Thankfully didnt get arrested but now got shes got a huge hospital bill from him. Unfortunately since his BMI puts him in the morbidly obese category, its been difficult to get good health insurance for him. Just feel bad for her having to deal with this so late in her pregnancy.
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DDirtyDastard
05/20/21 11:29:17 PM
#313:


I fucked someone's wife back in the day. She wanted me to be the father. We did it with no protection. I think she ended up divorcing the dude. He could be paying for my kid in child support for all I know. I'd nut in that hoe again.
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ClarkDuke
05/21/21 7:18:09 PM
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JazzMasterZero posted...
Anytime, Clark. With the whole situation youre going through youve gone above and beyond what most people would do when dealing with a scumbag of a husband like this. Sorry to hear about his hospitalization but that really is the chronic plight of someone as unhealthy as him.

thanks again, jazz. when i see a fellow human failing in his socially agreed upon responsibilities as a husband/man, well i had to help. especially to remind her there are plenty of men capable of a firm erection, ok?

one puzzling detail, was on his release from the hospital, they mentioned he also showed notable signs of rectal trauma, ok? we have our theories, but he seems to be in denial the test results were even his and he swears shes simply going insane from pregnancy hormones.

JazzMasterZero posted...
My girl that Im fucking husband just got fired from his Dennys job and went on a complete bender. Passed out behind some dumpy pizza place and got sent to the hospital. Thankfully didnt get arrested but now got shes got a huge hospital bill from him. Unfortunately since his BMI puts him in the morbidly obese category, its been difficult to get good health insurance for him. Just feel bad for her having to deal with this so late in her pregnancy.
jazz, that sounds simply unbearable, and you are a saint for standing by her in times where her husband is failing, ok?

so what occurred at dennys, i would imagine as long as he used plenty of salt hed have a job, ok?

so does he have any plans to pay for his hospital bills, because i doubt he had insurance, ok?

and what are the odds, the girl i impregnated, her husband was also found heavily intoxicated, bottomless and dehydrated behind a failing pizza place, ok?

DDirtyDastard posted...
I fucked someone's wife back in the day. She wanted me to be the father. We did it with no protection. I think she ended up divorcing the dude. He could be paying for my kid in child support for all I know. I'd nut in that hoe again.
i know the feeling, there are likely plenty of little clarks running around, ok?

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Aculo
05/23/21 11:28:18 AM
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DDirtyDastard posted...
I fucked someone's wife back in the day. She wanted me to be the father. We did it with no protection. I think she ended up divorcing the dude. He could be paying for my kid in child support for all I know. I'd nut in that hoe again.
nobody believes you, shenti, shut the fuck up, ok?

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ClarkDuke
05/23/21 9:50:50 PM
#316:


Aculo posted...
nobody believes you, shenti, shut the fuck up, ok?
so thats shenti. i figured he was bouncing the bar off his chest in heaven, ok?

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JazzMasterZero
05/25/21 8:53:36 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
one puzzling detail, was on his release from the hospital, they mentioned he also showed notable signs of rectal trauma, ok?
Its funny that you mention that because the husband of the wife Im fucking has also shown some of these signs. He often spews rather homophobic nonsense, but Ive always felt hes been rather closeted. Him living a secret homosexual lifestyle would really make a lot of sense.

ClarkDuke posted...
jazz, that sounds simply unbearable, and you are a saint for standing by her in times where her husband is failing, ok?
Thank you, Clark. Honestly through everything you have been my inspiration to persevere. I know youre going through an extremely difficult situation and youre angelic approach to everything has been soul-stirring.

ClarkDuke posted...
so what occurred at dennys, i would imagine as long as he used plenty of salt hed have a job, ok?
unf I cant go into too much detail due to an NDA but his primary job was cracking the eggs used for omelets and he was caught using an unconventional method to do so. He liked clapping his cheeks with the eggs if you know what I mean.

ClarkDuke posted...
so does he have any plans to pay for his hospital bills, because i doubt he had insurance, ok?
Honestly I think his plan is to completely skip out on them. He refuses to get proper health insurance because he disagrees with his morbid obesity categorization but unfortunately hes just living in denial.

ClarkDuke posted...
and what are the odds, the girl i impregnated, her husband was also found heavily intoxicated, bottomless and dehydrated behind a failing pizza place, ok?
Its absolutely crazy, Clark how many of these people are running around out there. Just goes to show how prevalent drug and alcohol abuse is in our society.
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ClarkDuke
05/27/21 3:29:07 AM
#318:


JazzMasterZero posted...
Its funny that you mention that because the husband of the wife Im fucking has also shown some of these signs. He often spews rather homophobic nonsense, but Ive always felt hes been rather closeted. Him living a secret homosexual lifestyle would really make a lot of sense.
ive regularly questioned how much it must hurt for them. constantly hiding who they truly are, living in continual denial of their desires, never being honest with selves or the real world, ok?

it clearly makes them bitter and difficult individuals to be around, and what becomes of the innocent souls they rope into their river of denial and pity, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
Thank you, Clark. Honestly through everything you have been my inspiration to persevere. I know youre going through an extremely difficult situation and youre angelic approach to everything has been soul-stirring.
jazz, you are more than welcome. and ill be blunt, the fact a hero like yourself is dealing with a similar issues, well its been one of the few things that helps keep me strong, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
unf I cant go into too much detail due to an NDA but his primary job was cracking the eggs used for omelets and he was caught using an unconventional method to do so. He liked clapping his cheeks with the eggs if you know what I mean.
what an utterly repugnant individual he must be in person. jazz, let me again say you are a living saint, giving her reprieve with the definition of a real man, as he sounds like an insufferable man child, ok?

right now, the wife im with has moved towards putting her husband in diapers before bed. mainly to save whats left of their furniture and keep their dog from getting sick off the mess, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
Honestly I think his plan is to completely skip out on them. He refuses to get proper health insurance because he disagrees with his morbid obesity categorization but unfortunately hes just living in denial.
its a sad situation, when a man cant pay his bills nor listen to the advice of trained medical professionals, ok?

im still trying to help mine, but lately its like watching an already bloated corpse circle the figurative drain that is alcoholism and denial, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...
Its absolutely crazy, Clark how many of these people are running around out there. Just goes to show how prevalent drug and alcohol abuse is in our society.
it really is crazy, jazz. at this point we might be witnessing a tidal wave in this endemic, ok?

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ClarkDuke
06/01/21 6:17:30 PM
#319:


jazz, how are things going on your end, better i hope, ok?

also, thank you everyone who has continued to send me pms with their well wishes, ok?

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SoftClock
06/01/21 6:48:31 PM
#320:


i'd love to join your cuck club too....


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SoftClock
06/01/21 6:49:37 PM
#321:


my wife has me caged and lives freely so i often post under multiple identities pretending i'm the men sleeping with my wife too.... this thread feels right at home....

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SoftClock
06/01/21 6:52:45 PM
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on couch nights she usually forgets to give me a blanket but i find other ways to keep myself warm.... usually make her and her date breakfast the next morning and that's become a fun tradition....

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ClarkDuke
06/01/21 8:52:00 PM
#324:


SoftClock posted...
my wife has me caged and lives freely so i often post under multiple identities pretending i'm the men sleeping with my wife too.... this thread feels right at home....
im sorry, but most the men posting in here are unmarried, ok?

unless you are counting sunnys bizarre earlier attempts at making every topic solely about himself, ok?

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JazzMasterZero
06/03/21 6:22:01 PM
#325:


ClarkDuke posted...
jazz, how are things going on your end, better i hope, ok?
Its been a pretty rough week so far, Clark, but thank you for asking. The girl Im plowing husband might be facing some legal trouble. Apparently hes being accused of stealing some type of skin from a lab that he use to work at. I dont know too many details but I do remember him drunkenly ramble about something from this lab giving him superpowers if he consumed it, so I think that there might be some merit to these accusations.

Other than that just hanging in there and doing what I can for this future child. Hope everything is going well with you, and Ill keep you updated.
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Blue Bomber 99
06/03/21 7:00:30 PM
#326:


I don't know how I found this topic...but I unfortunately have to leave, as I'm afraid I'm going to burst out laughing and wake up my wife.

The part where both the husbands of the dudes' girlfriends simultaneously shitting themselves has me in absolute stitches.
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Revelation34
06/03/21 7:33:31 PM
#327:


Blue Bomber 99 posted...
I don't know how I found this topic...but I unfortunately have to leave, as I'm afraid I'm going to burst out laughing and wake up my wife.

The part where both the husbands of the dudes' girlfriends simultaneously shitting themselves has me in absolute stitches.

It's a troll thread.
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ClarkDuke
06/04/21 5:29:16 AM
#328:


JazzMasterZero posted...
Its been a pretty rough week so far, Clark, but thank you for asking. The girl Im plowing husband might be facing some legal trouble. Apparently hes being accused of stealing some type of skin from a lab that he use to work at. I dont know too many details but I do remember him drunkenly ramble about something from this lab giving him superpowers if he consumed it, so I think that there might be some merit to these accusations.

Other than that just hanging in there and doing what I can for this future child. Hope everything is going well with you, and Ill keep you updated.
you are more than welcome, jazz. i know like myself, you are working a thankless job by helping out, ok?

but oh boy, that sounds like utter lunacy. my heart goes out to you and his wife for helping the muddled and pickled mind of what sounds like a cannibal, ok?

while i doubt it needs to be said, do stay safe during your further investigations into the mind of a what appears to be a madman, ok?

as for my situation, he was recently arrested for public drunkenness after his boss informed his wife he was caught drinking the businesses profits at work, again. hes also taken to wearing adult diapers at work for god knows why. but hes reaching further depths of sadness and depravity, its truly bizarre watching another human being willfully self destruct, ok?

Blue Bomber 99 posted...
I don't know how I found this topic...but I unfortunately have to leave, as I'm afraid I'm going to burst out laughing and wake up my wife.

The part where both the husbands of the dudes' girlfriends simultaneously shitting themselves has me in absolute stitches.
sadly it appears to be a common affliction in these situations. but ultimately, we have to think of their loved ones, those who never chose this life, ok?

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ClarkDuke
06/10/21 7:31:38 PM
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Nichtcrawler X
06/10/21 7:33:46 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
It's a troll thread.

Weird how it is still around.

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ClarkDuke
06/10/21 7:34:51 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Weird how it is still around.
it actually isnt weird, as this isnt a troll thread, ok?

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Nichtcrawler X
06/10/21 7:38:24 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
it actually isnt weird, as this isnt a troll thread, ok?

Then, a hypothetical.

What would you call slandering an actor, flaming multiple posters (and in doing so indirectly slander atleast one of their spouses), while the mods cannot do anything, because those involved know what they are talking about, but never use any actual identifiers?

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ClarkDuke
06/10/21 7:42:33 PM
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in your hypothetical, i would call it desperately reaching. as none of what youre stating is actually happening, ok?

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Nichtcrawler X
06/10/21 7:56:22 PM
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No, you call it such outside of the hypothetical, deflecting as if it is an attack on what you are doing here. The hypothetical is a fictional situation wherein the statement is true. And I am asking your opinion about that fictional situation, not whatever you are or are not doing in this topic.

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Greenfox111
06/10/21 7:57:28 PM
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Just a reminder that this is really weird, tc

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DirtBasedSoap
06/10/21 7:57:42 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
slandering an actor
Clark Duke isnt going to sleep with you, man

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Nichtcrawler X
06/10/21 8:03:02 PM
#337:


DirtBasedSoap posted...
Clark Duke isnt going to sleep with you, man

That is a leap of logic that is just utterly confusing me right now.

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
06/11/21 5:01:28 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
Clark Duke isnt going to sleep with you, man
Lol.

Nichtcrawler X posted...
No, you call it such outside of the hypothetical, deflecting as if it is an attack on what you are doing here. The hypothetical is a fictional situation wherein the statement is true. And I am asking your opinion about that fictional situation, not whatever you are or are not doing in this topic.
Dunno why youre taking the bait fam. The target in your scenario is a bitter old homophobic turd. Dont waste your time.

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ClarkDuke
06/11/21 9:14:34 PM
#339:


DirtBasedSoap posted...
Clark Duke isnt going to sleep with you, man
while i have a flattering reputation as a sex maniac, you are correct here, ok?

Nichtcrawler X posted...
That is a leap of logic that is just utterly confusing me right now.
its my body, so my choice and no means no, ok?

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JazzMasterZero
06/14/21 3:24:14 PM
#340:


ClarkDuke posted...
are you doing alright, jazz?
Thank you for asking, Clark. Its been one rollercoaster of a week. The wife Im fucking husbands legal issues are beginning to mount up to the point where he has gone running off into hiding and hasnt been seen for the past several days. On top of the aforementioned issue, and unfortunately I cant go into too much detail due to multiple NDAs, it was discovered he made grossly offensive comments along the lines of grooming underage individuals towards a coworkers daughter at his Little Caesars job. It was quite appalling and Im not surprised he hasnt shown his face again after that, but his wife is in shambles. Its just a matter of time before he shows up black out drunk, belligerent, and defecating all over himself again, but Im helping the wife Im plowing move into a different apartment away from him. Those comments were really the last straw, and Im glad the child is going to be born away from him. Hope everything is going well for you too, Clark. Youve been a great inspiration through all of this, and Im truly thankful for your undying support during these very trying times.
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ClarkDuke
06/15/21 8:44:29 PM
#341:


JazzMasterZero posted...
Thank you for asking, Clark. Its been one rollercoaster of a week. The wife Im fucking husbands legal issues are beginning to mount up to the point where he has gone running off into hiding and hasnt been seen for the past several days. On top of the aforementioned issue, and unfortunately I cant go into too much detail due to multiple NDAs, it was discovered he made grossly offensive comments along the lines of grooming underage individuals towards a coworkers daughter at his Little Caesars job. It was quite appalling and Im not surprised he hasnt shown his face again after that, but his wife is in shambles. Its just a matter of time before he shows up black out drunk, belligerent, and defecating all over himself again, but Im helping the wife Im plowing move into a different apartment away from him. Those comments were really the last straw, and Im glad the child is going to be born away from him. Hope everything is going well for you too, Clark. Youve been a great inspiration through all of this, and Im truly thankful for your undying support during these very trying times.
you are more than welcome, jazz. in difficult times such as these, supportive gentlemen like us are truly a rare breed. we are taking upon the stresses of others without asking anything in return, all in an effort to guide them through to safety, ok?

but after reading that, i must say, what a predicament hes putting her through, who only knows what else he will try given the opportunity, ok?

the fact he likely will loose his job at little cesars for his obscene sexual advances, should not be her problem. shes fortunate to have your guidance and wisdom at her disposal. as only an old fool like him, would lack the social awareness their employer wouldnt take kindly to grooming teenagers for what could only be unwanted sex, ok?

like many others reading this, i am glad to hear you are there to support her and her carnal needs, as im sure its a sensation she hasnt felt in years, ok?

as for my situation, i recently hired movers and theyve already moved her to a new apartment in a much nicer area. after his latest situation at work, where he exposed himself to his fellow workers, i felt no child would be safe around him. and given all youve shared, ive agreed with his soon to be ex-wife, barring him from the hospital, ok?

and you, along with everyone else here can always count on my full support in trying times like these. we all need to stick together, in an attempt of solidarity to improve the lives of everyone we can, ok?

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