Poll of the Day > a married woman i was sleeping with is now pregnant, ok? ama

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i'm really concerned guys, she informed me while she was at work and she plans on keeping it, ok?

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Congrats

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babynames.com

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So a lady was in labor(labour for you canadians), and her and her husband were on their way to the hospital via ambulance. The husband was riding passenger side, as its customary there. He was really excited and happy.

The baby was born in the ambulance and immediately the EMTs knew there was going to be a problem. One got in the way so he couldnt see in the back. They radiod in the code for police assistance when they got there.

They tried to block him as best as they could but when they took the mom into the hospital he got a glimpse of the baby, which was a totally different color than he was supposed to be, and the man lost it.

Cursing to the point where he had to make up new curses, and even spat in their direction. Police detained him but he wasnt arrested or anything. They figured life had punished him enough.

Sad.

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DNA test, ok?

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HornedLion posted...

So a lady was in labor(labour for you canadians), and her and her husband were on their way to the hospital via ambulance. The husband was riding passenger side, as its customary there. He was really excited and happy.

The baby was born in the ambulance and immediately the EMTs knew there was going to be a problem. One got in the way so he couldnt see in the back. They radiod in the code for police assistance when they got there.

They tried to block him as best as they could but when they took the mom into the hospital he got a glimpse of the baby, which was a totally different color than he was supposed to be, and the man lost it.

Cursing to the point where he had to make up new curses, and even spat in their direction. Police detained him but he wasnt arrested or anything. They figured life had punished him enough.

Sad.

I doubt this happened on any part of your story.
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I mean, just make sure it gets a real name and not some bullshit made-up hippie one that'll get its ass laughed at or beat up.

Revelation34 posted...

I doubt this happened on any part of your story.

KBE strikes again.

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Revelation34 posted...

I doubt this happened on any part of your story.

The same can be said about the OP.

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SunWuKung420 posted...

The same can be said about the OP.

.. or your story.... I wish.

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Revelation34 posted...

I doubt this happened on any part of your story.

Yeah, but youre you know.... kinda.....

ClarkDuke posted...

i'm really concerned guys, she informed me while she was at work and she plans on keeping it, ok?

How much money do you have saved up for the child support payments that are going to kick in once her husband figures out that the kid isn't his and he ends up leaving her and she is looking for child support payments?

SavageGlum100 posted...

How much money do you have saved up for the child support payments that are going to kick in once her husband figures out that the kid isn't his and he ends up leaving her and she is looking for child support payments? Did you know you could go to prison if you keep missing several child support payments and the judge gets angry enough at you? This guy below was lost his house and was sent to jail for not paying child support:

the good news is that the guy that thinks hes the baby daddy isnt exactly someone youd describe as successful and well off for someone of his age. Honestly Clark should just hope that the baby gets vaccinated because theres a more than fair chance the kid wont be

Mmm. Another man's wife. One of my favorite things.


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So when does your mom and dad expect the baby they're having?

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It's quite informative that cacciato answers questions for clark. It almost like someone forgot to switch accounts before responding.

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SunWuKung420 posted...

It's quite informative that cacciato answers questions for clark. It almost like someone forgot to switch accounts before responding.

Dude, your sensitive ass just needs to go back to ignoring people. Sorry Marie fucked around on you, but none of us are surprised.

Yeah, I guess it is time to make good friends with some paternity test lab techs because you made need a favor on high. I mean the kid really takes after his mother anyways.

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Good luck, Clark. Im actually in a similar situation myself and havent been able to post as much. Actually just got back from the ultrasound and it was a pretty crazy situation. Apparently she lied to her husband that he wasnt allowed in for the appointment, but wanted me to be there. I had to sneak in while this guy was making a huge scene and stomping around outside the medical building. The guy reeked like alcohol so Im not surprised she didnt want him there but stressful stuff.

fake news.

SunWuKung420 posted...

It's quite informative that cacciato answers questions for clark. It almost like someone forgot to switch accounts before responding.

I don't think they are the same. One is a decent, upstanding poster and the other is just antagonistic and offers nothing of value. I'm feeling nice and drunk but I do wish you and your wife all the best with the pregnancy and hopefully newborn. Despite your persona I think you would be the type of guy I'd sit and have a beer with and some of those guys are new parents now.

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JazzMasterZero posted...

Good luck, Clark. Im actually in a similar situation myself and havent been able to post as much. Actually just got back from the ultrasound and it was a pretty crazy situation. Apparently she lied to her husband that he wasnt allowed in for the appointment, but wanted me to be there. I had to sneak in while this guy was making a huge scene and stomping around outside the medical building. The guy reeked like alcohol so Im not surprised she didnt want him there but stressful stuff.

lmfao

wwinterj25 posted...

DNA test, not NDA, ok?

i never made her sign an nda, but during one of our after coitus conversations she mentioned her disdain for nda's, ok?

Raddest_Chad posted...

I mean, just make sure it gets a real name and not some bullshit made-up hippie one that'll get its ass laughed at or beat up.

we are still texting, so i'll be sure to do the baby that favor, ok?

i'm certain her husband is aware of the affair, but he never spends time with her, ok?

SunWuKung420 posted...

The same can be said about the OP.

sunny, don't be jealous, it's not an attractive quality in a marriage, ok?

Cacciato posted...

the good news is that the guy that thinks hes the baby daddy isnt exactly someone youd describe as successful and well off for someone of his age. Honestly Clark should just hope that the baby gets vaccinated because theres a more than fair chance the kid wont be

oh god, i really hope he vaccinates the baby, ok?

but i can afford child support, so if push comes to shove, i'll demand a DNA test, for the babies wellbeing, ok?

Bugmeat posted...

Mmm. Another man's wife. One of my favorite things.

it is hot, ok?

SunWuKung420 posted...

It's quite informative that cacciato answers questions for clark. It almost like someone forgot to switch accounts before responding.

you're sounding paranoid, make sure you're staying hydrated as beer dehydrates, ok?

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DragonClaw01 posted...

Yeah, I guess it is time to make good friends with some paternity test lab techs because you made need a favor on high. I mean the kid really takes after his mother anyways.

the mother is a really hard worker and a great person, sadly i believe she thinks she's stuck in her marriage with her husband sleeping the day away, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...

Good luck, Clark. Im actually in a similar situation myself and havent been able to post as much. Actually just got back from the ultrasound and it was a pretty crazy situation. Apparently she lied to her husband that he wasnt allowed in for the appointment, but wanted me to be there. I had to sneak in while this guy was making a huge scene and stomping around outside the medical building. The guy reeked like alcohol so Im not surprised she didnt want him there but stressful stuff.

thank you so much jazz, and i wish only the best for you and your coming child.

but wow, what a stressful situation, though you're such a giving individual that it isn't surprising you would wish to be there to protect her and the child, ok?


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ClarkDuke posted...

thank you so much jazz, and i wish only the best for you and your coming child.

but wow, what a stressful situation, though you're such a giving individual that it isn't surprising you would wish to be there to protect her and the child, ok?

Thank you, Clark. I know youre going to be an amazing dad yourself if the child ends up being yours.

I just felt like I had to be there for her even with how stressful the situation was. He was creating a scene while stinking like he just swam in a pool of IPAs. Also think theres some abuse going on at least on the mental side. Very controlling and believes in a lot of anti vaxx and anti mask rhetoric. Going to hang in there though and do what I can for this child.

JazzMasterZero posted...

Thank you, Clark. I know youre going to be an amazing dad yourself if the child ends up being yours.

I just felt like I had to be there for her even with how stressful the situation was. He was creating a scene while stinking like he just swam in a pool of IPAs. Also think theres some abuse going on at least on the mental side. Very controlling and believes in a lot of anti vaxx and anti mask rhetoric. Going to hang in there though and do what I can for this child.

like you, i will surely try to be the best father i can, ok?

but i am sure it's mine, as her husband has long since been impotent due to alcoholism. sadly our situations being so similar, exemplifies the sad fact that most antivaxxer's neglect their spouses needs over their own addictions, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

like you, i will surely try to be the best father i can, ok?

but i am sure it's mine, as her husband has long since been impotent due to alcoholism. sadly our situations being so similar, exemplifies the sad fact that most antivaxxer's neglect their spouses needs over their own addictions, ok?

You are absolutely right, like always, Clark. Definitely highlights the selfishness and egotistical behavior a lot of these anti vaxxers project. I know that she wants to get the child vaccinated, but this guy wants complete control over not just her body but also the unborn child who has no say in the matter. Thankfully we already talked this over and going to have the child vaccinated despite him.

JazzMasterZero posted...

Thank you, Clark. I know youre going to be an amazing dad yourself if the child ends up being yours.

I just felt like I had to be there for her even with how stressful the situation was. He was creating a scene while stinking like he just swam in a pool of IPAs. Also think theres some abuse going on at least on the mental side. Very controlling and believes in a lot of anti vaxx and anti mask rhetoric. Going to hang in there though and do what I can for this child.

I've never seen him say anything about being anti mask.
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JazzMasterZero posted...

You are absolutely right, like always, Clark. Definitely highlights the selfishness and egotistical behavior a lot of these anti vaxxers project. I know that she wants to get the child vaccinated, but this guy wants complete control over not just her body but also the unborn child who has no say in the matter. Thankfully we already talked this over and going to have the child vaccinated despite him.

it most certainly highlights the pompous attitudes of the average antivaxxer, projecting their faults on others in attempts to disguise their own insecurities by risking the personal safety of others, ok?

the child is fortunate to have you willing to get involved for their personal safety and future overall health, ok?

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AC_Dragonfire posted...

fake news.

Fake posters

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Fake posters

sunny, you're coming across as if you're green with envy, ok?

its bad enough you're quoting a warned user, ok?

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Fake posters

I'm not sure why you have a hard time believing this man. Are you going to go on mass blocking claiming posters are telling porkies again?

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wwinterj25 posted...

I'm not sure why you have a hard time believing this man. Are you going to go on mass blocking claiming posters are telling porkies again?

i've tried befriending him, but he's done nothing but act aggressively towards me and many others here, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

i've tried befriending him, but he's done nothing but act aggressively towards me and many others here, ok?

It was the same for em when i first talked to him, ok?

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wwinterj25 posted...

It was the same for em when i first talked to him, ok?

we can only help so much, before we have to let him discover he has to help himself first, ok?

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>makes topic mocking my wife's pregnancy
>claims to want to be friendly

<,<

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This topic said nothing about your wife Sunny.

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wwinterj25 posted...

This topic said nothing about your wife Sunny.

It really goes to show how narcissistic and self centered he can be. Clark and I were just sharing some very personal things going on in our lives that has absolutely nothing to do with him, and then he tries to make it all about himself. Maybe its his own insecurities in his relationship that drive this type of behavior, but its sad to see someone who is nearly 50 years old act this way.

wwinterj25 posted...

This topic said nothing about your wife Sunny.

sunny has to make everything about himself, and after growing up in hollywood it's become easy to spot a narcissistic personality, ok?

JazzMasterZero posted...

It really goes to show how narcissistic and self centered he can be. Clark and I were just sharing some very personal things going on in our lives that has absolutely nothing to do with him, and then he tries to make it all about himself. Maybe its his own insecurities in his relationship that drive this type of behavior, but its sad to see someone who is nearly 50 years old act this way.

you've hit the nail on the head, I pray when i'm fifty years old i will be more mature, ok?

most importantly, its unfortunate we cannot share our personal lives here without his judgement, and his overwhelming desire to insinuate himself into our life story, ok?

i can only hope he will one day find peace and security to simply be himself and stop with this bro-style one upping, ok?

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I'm very open minded and actually enjoy learning about other forms of life, ok?

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wwinterj25 posted...

I'm very open minded and actually enjoy learning about other forms of life, ok?

but you have like many others here, been far more open minded than sunny, ok?

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i think i can add some light to this picture, and maybe shoot down some concerns people are having, ok?

so, if clark is speaking of the woman i think he's speaking of, then, let's just say that her "pierogi gets stuffed" on a regular basis, with many many "different fillings" from all over the place, if i'm making myself clear without being too crude, ok?

however, we all know clark's filling is the most potent available, with the proof being his many satisfied "pierogis", with little "pierogis" of their own whom resemble clark pretty closely, ok?

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Imitation is the greatest from of flattery but Aculo's/Clark's fantasy world is a clear sign of mental instability.

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Imitation is the greatest from of flattery but Aculo's/Clark's fantasy world is a clear sign of mental instability.

What are you even taking about? Why are you even in this thread, bro? Nothing about this thread has anything to do with you, and yet here you are, ok?

Dude, you talk about peace and breathing and zen, but then you enter every damn topic with people you call trolls just to start shit, ok?

Seriously, nobody called you here, nobody wants you here, nobody threw an @ your way, ok?

Go back to your massive block tantrum corner. That worked best for everyone, ok?

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A married woman I sleep with got pregnant. Thankfully it was my wife

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I have a craving for pierogis now...

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I have a craving for wives.

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ClarkDuke posted...

sunny, you're coming across as if you're green with envy, ok?

Almost as green as his pizzas, ok?

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Aculo posted...

What are you even taking about? Why are you even in this thread, bro? Nothing about this thread has anything to do with you, and yet here you are, ok?

Dude, you talk about peace and breathing and zen, but then you enter every damn topic with people you call trolls just to start shit, ok?

Seriously, nobody called you here, nobody wants you here, nobody threw an @ your way, ok?

Go back to your massive block tantrum corner. That worked best for everyone, ok?

first, let me say you have always been one of the wisest posters to grace these boards and i agree with your summation wholeheartedly. when he blocked everyone the board had a far more peaceful atmosphere of peace and love, ok?

since he unblocked everyone he's been going from one tirade to another, looking for any excuse to fuel his latest tantrum, ok?

one can only pray the majesty of fatherhood will open his mind, freeing him from these unbelievable machinations he spends his free time dwelling on, ok?

CarefreeDude posted...

A married woman I sleep with got pregnant. Thankfully it was my wife

from what you've described in your last topic, you are a lucky man, ok?

Pikazard1 posted...

I have a craving for pierogis now...

you definitely can have a wild and sweaty time stuffing them, one might even call the experience orgasmic, ok?


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I shouldve worded that better, you misunderstood. its been quite a while since I had pierogis, so Ill get them the next time I go shopping

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