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Damn_Underscore
01/25/21 9:36:57 PM
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well CE?

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Smackems
01/25/21 9:38:22 PM
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I put the thing in the thing, did a forward jump motion two or three times, and it ended

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fuming
01/25/21 9:38:57 PM
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i fucked
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Irony
01/25/21 9:39:11 PM
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I laid on my back, she bounced for a few minutes, then it ended.

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Lairen
01/25/21 9:39:19 PM
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2:36pm sunday

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dj1200
01/25/21 9:39:30 PM
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The girls pussy kinda smelled.

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SolidShadow3
01/25/21 9:39:47 PM
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Wild. Think it was roughly an hour and a half of fun with 2 dogs in the room. We got into some weird positions to avoid them lmao.

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Lairen
01/25/21 9:43:56 PM
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I dont understand people that have sex for an hour or more. After 20 minutes of fucking im either bored, tired or both.


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EnvoyOfTheLight
01/25/21 9:44:48 PM
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Greenfox111
01/25/21 9:45:28 PM
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It was great until I woke up

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Irony
01/25/21 9:45:48 PM
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Lairen posted...
I dont understand people that have sex for an hour or more. After 20 minutes of fucking im either bored, tired or both.
They don't, they watch porn and think it's not cut and done over multiple days.

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Scarecrow17
01/25/21 9:45:51 PM
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In the backseat of my car. Luckily, she was 4'8" so it worked. However, after we were done, the car died and we were stranded while it started to downpour. Hell of a night.

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SolidShadow3
01/25/21 9:46:10 PM
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Lairen posted...
I dont understand people that have sex for an hour or more. After 20 minutes of fucking im either bored, tired or both.
Every girl you've been with must be dissatisfied.

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The_Creep_2020
01/25/21 9:46:33 PM
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I cant recall

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Lairen
01/25/21 9:47:15 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Every girl you've been with must be dissatisfied.

You cant get a girl off in 20 minutes??

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Master_Bass
01/25/21 9:47:50 PM
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SolidShadow3
01/25/21 9:48:02 PM
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Lairen posted...
You cant get a girl off in 20 minutes??
Not 5 times.

Also, foreplay is part of sex. Spend about 20 minutes down under alone.

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gunplagirl
01/25/21 9:48:58 PM
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Feels good, man

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Lairen
01/25/21 9:49:58 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Not 5 times.

Also, foreplay is part of sex. Spend about 20 minutes down under alone.

Google agrees: Some women orgasm within 30 seconds of self-stimulation, while most reach climax after 20 minutes

And no, im not getting them off 5 times. They can fuck off with that shit.

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fuming
01/25/21 9:51:11 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Every girl you've been with must be dissatisfied.

I've known multiple women who have said they like it to be relatively quick (most of which were not my sex parners so they had no reason to lie!) tbh everyone is different.
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Alteres
01/25/21 9:51:18 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Not 5 times.

Also, foreplay is part of sex. Spend about 20 minutes down under alone.
Dude, 5 times does take over an hour... I only do that when I am hung over and need to stave off the feeling like shit... and I dont drink anymore.

3 times is fine, and I dont need a bottle of water afterward.

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The_Creep_2020
01/25/21 9:51:32 PM
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Lairen posted...
Google agrees: Some women orgasm within 30 seconds of self-stimulation, while most reach climax after 20 minutes

And no, im not getting them off 5 times. They can fuck off with that shit.

Youve never had one of those evenings where its like lets see if I can break my high score!


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BeantownHero
01/25/21 9:53:27 PM
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My left thigh cramped, but I powered through

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SolidShadow3
01/25/21 9:53:30 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Youve never had one of those evenings where its like lets see if I can break my high score!
Legit lol. Make them beg for more is my motto.

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Lairen
01/25/21 9:53:45 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Youve never had one of those evenings where its like lets see if I can break my high score!

Yeah like 10 years ago. Im a 34 old married father.....

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SolidShadow3
01/25/21 9:54:47 PM
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Lairen posted...
Yeah like 10 years ago. Im a 34 old married father.....
You're wife probably had a plethora of Vibrators, doesnt she?

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AsianFury2020
01/25/21 9:55:19 PM
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huh huh huh huh HNNNNNNG! *snores*

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Flauros
01/25/21 9:56:24 PM
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With my baby mama.

She just got out of the shower when i came over. We did a "photoshoot". I tore her up and she ended with a "did you make a mess inside me?"

We took a shower together again and went shopping for our kids birthday presents.

It was great. I love super skinny chicks.

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fuming
01/25/21 9:58:13 PM
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Flauros posted...
she ended with a "did you make a mess inside me?"



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The_Creep_2020
01/25/21 9:59:31 PM
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Lairen posted...
Yeah like 10 years ago. Im a 34 old married father.....
Back problems, huh?


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Lairen
01/25/21 10:01:29 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Back problems, huh?

Dont know if thats a shot at me but yeah actually.

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The_Creep_2020
01/25/21 10:02:33 PM
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No shot intended. I feel your pain.

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SolidShadow3
01/25/21 10:03:45 PM
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totalnerdken posted...
Remember, caffeine helps women orgasm.
Really? This explains the Starbucks
thing with basic white woman.

Edit: said Starbuzz (the Hookah brand) on accident. That company did a number on me.

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Kitt
01/25/21 10:04:09 PM
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"We're gonna go all night, yo!"

Fast asleep10-15 minutes later...

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Lairen
01/25/21 10:04:14 PM
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totalnerdken posted...
Remember, caffeine helps women orgasm.

She drinks tons of energy drinks and orgasms with no problems at all....

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SolidShadow3
01/25/21 10:05:06 PM
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Lairen posted...
She drinks tons of energy drinks and orgasms with no problems at all....
You should have just said "look at my sig" lol

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