Poll of the Day > Dumbest Excuse You've Ever Heard?

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DiduXD
01/25/21 12:15:32 AM
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What's the dumbest Excuse you've ever heard?

Mine was when I wanted to meet up with my mom and she said she was stuck in the fitting room at Walmart. My sister verified she was at home because about 2 minutes after mom sent that message my sister messaged me saying she'd just come out of the bathroom.
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wwinterj25
01/25/21 12:28:56 AM
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"My girlfriend bit me in a bad place."it's dumb because I have no girlfriend!

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Fierce_Deity_08
01/25/21 12:45:29 AM
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Because I said so!
Often used by parents and more recently, morons on the internet.

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ReturnOfFa
01/25/21 1:23:41 AM
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One time I was a dishwasher training a girl when I was moving onto prep cook, and to put away some of the larger hotel trays, you had to put one foot up on the grease trap at knee height to boost yourself up. She refused to try it. She didn't have an excuse. I mean, yes, it wasn't perfect, but it was extremely easy. Anyhow, she was very special. She would say things like "What you like a copy of your debit transaction?" instead of "Receipt?".

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