Current Events > Look how huge King Kong is now in the new movie

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Zikten
01/24/21 3:24:40 AM
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https://youtu.be/eYfY7zquDYY

That first clip where he is touching fingers with a human...... he's so fucking big. Imagine being that human. That would be so scary
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Verdekal
01/24/21 3:30:58 AM
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You don't wanna rustle his jimmies.

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Kajagogo
01/24/21 3:32:07 AM
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The hype I had for this movie died a decade ago. I couldn't care less now.

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AlisLandale
01/24/21 3:32:46 AM
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Imagine an anatomically correct Kong movie where his Empire State Building-sized donger is swinging around as he climbs an aircraft carrier.

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Kamigoye
01/24/21 3:33:22 AM
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Yo wtf he has his own Mjolnir?

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Zikten
01/24/21 3:34:37 AM
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Kamigoye posted...
Yo wtf he has his own Mjorlnir?

Yea I don't know what's going on there
Apparently a full trailer comes sometime in the next 24 hours though
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Aristoph
01/24/21 3:38:46 AM
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Kamigoye posted...
Yo wtf he has his own Mjolnir?

I'm guessing he grabbed like a lightning rod or something to counter Godzilla's beam.

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Ricemills
01/24/21 3:39:56 AM
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Godzilla will come for help?

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Kolibri X
01/24/21 3:48:26 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Imagine an anatomically correct Kong movie where his Empire State Building-sized donger is swinging around as he climbs an aircraft carrier.
Gorillas actully have tiny, boney genitals, no bigger than your pinky.

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DrizztLink
01/24/21 4:39:35 AM
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Kolibri X posted...
Gorillas actully have tiny, boney genitals, no bigger than your pinky.
While this is technically true, the fucking gorilla is like 500 feet tall.

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Kolibri X
01/24/21 5:46:19 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
While this is technically true, the fucking gorilla is like 500 feet tall.



You'd still struggle to spot it.

"I'm hung like a gorilla" = micropenis.

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viewmaster_pi
01/24/21 5:47:30 AM
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lol look at him playing with that ball thing

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CM_Ponch
01/24/21 5:48:54 AM
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All this did was remind me how much I hated the ending to King of the Monsters. You mean to tell me the woman who basically set off Armageddon not only survives her heroic sacrifice, but then lives happily ever after and is treated like the hero of the movie

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saspa
01/24/21 6:07:04 AM
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Lol. Anyway I love the fact that this is going to be released digitally. For the first time in a long time, I'll finally be able to watch a movie as soon as it comes out
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cjsdowg
01/24/21 6:09:36 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Imagine an anatomically correct Kong movie where his Empire State Building-sized donger is swinging around as he climbs an aircraft carrier.

Gorilla units are small compared to their size. Heck not even for their sizes just in general.
The average gorilla is 5 feet and his unit is around one inch.
So with King Kong being around 400 feet in this next movie.
That means that his unit should be 6 inches .

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AbstraktProfSC2
01/24/21 7:32:55 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Gorilla units are small compared to their size. Heck not even for their sizes just in general.
The average gorilla is 5 feet and his unit is around one inch.
So with King Kong being around 400 feet in this next movie.
That means that his unit should be 6 inches .

MATH, BITCH




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cjsdowg
01/24/21 9:12:01 AM
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I was rightfully mocked .

cjsdowg posted...
Gorilla units are small compared to their size. Heck not even for their sizes just in general.
The average gorilla is 5 feet and his unit is around one inch.
So with King Kong being around 400 feet in this next movie.
That means that his unit should be 6 inches .

That is wrong. I don't know how I got that. It should be 80 . So while big not building size. I don't know how I got 6.

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