Poll of the Day > so i made a pizza, there's a pic inside, with no nda funny business, ok?

(+) Yeah! (+)

granted, i'm not a professional chef like @LaggnFragnLarry , or a fantastic father like @Aculo , but i would like to think it wasn't a bad pizza, ok?



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This is from reddit, ok?

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It almost looks frozen.

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trodi_911 posted...

It almost looks frozen.

it was precooked, ok?

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That looks incredible!
:D

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that looks absolutely amazing, clark. a topping lovers delight. theres not a single thing you cant do well. head and shoulders above some of the other pretend chef posters pizzas

Way too many toppings

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Veedrock- posted...

This is from reddit, ok?

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/kxgrgz/this_pizza_with_way_more_toppings_than_shown_on/

yeah i knew this looked familiar lmfao

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grimhilde00 posted...

Way too many toppings

Yep. I want a pizza, not some kind of weird salad on a plate made of bread. Balance is important.

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grimhilde00 posted...

Way too many toppings

This...

Even if it was toppings I liked, it would still be way too many...
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i rarely come to PotD anymore but im glad to see this NDA pizza bit is still going strong, 6 months later

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Cobalt_Wasps posted...

i rarely come to PotD anymore but im glad to see this NDA pizza bit is still going strong, 6 months later

Has it already been 6 months...
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Oh shit that looks good! Better sign that NDA, ok?
https://i.imgur.com/ZZ7Qxya.mp4

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Hey how'd you know I was making pizza recently? You look up what I buy through my bank account or something or watch me through cameras like drones or something? Haha. Yeah kneading the dough and tossing the dough in the air and letting gravity do its work is fun.

SpeedDemon20 posted...

That looks incredible!
:D

thank you, i decided to give cooking a shot, ok?

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

that looks absolutely amazing, clark. a topping lovers delight. theres not a single thing you cant do well. head and shoulders above some of the other pretend chef posters pizzas

thank you so much larry. it's not one of your masterpieces, but it's one of my first attempts to find the joy of cooking you have shared with potd, ok?

grimhilde00 posted...

Way too many toppings

you have to start somewhere and find that perfect spread, ok?

adjl posted...

Yep. I want a pizza, not some kind of weird salad on a plate made of bread. Balance is important.

LinkPizza posted...

This...

Even if it was toppings I liked, it would still be way too many...

i'm just starting out, and my instincts said, "clark, go big or go home, ok?", but it was very acidic, so i'll cut back by half next pizza, ok?

wwinterj25 posted...

Oh shit that looks good! Better sign that NDA, ok?
<a dir="ltr" href="https://i.imgur.com/ZZ7Qxya.mp4" x-apple-data-detectors="true" x-apple-data-detectors-type="link" x-apple-data-detectors-result="30">https://i.imgur.com/ZZ7Qxya.mp4</a>;

thank you, next time i'll use less tomatoes, ok?

Ranzoh posted...

Hey how'd you know I was making pizza recently? You look up what I buy through my bank account or something or watch me through cameras like drones or something? Haha. Yeah kneading the dough and tossing the dough in the air and letting gravity do its work is fun.

pizza is always good, so let's hear what toppings you went with, ok?

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Make two more.
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Revelation34 posted...

Make two more.

Just for me.

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It's very....full.

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Revelation34 posted...

Make two more.

if i do, you better eat it all, ok?

wwinterj25 posted...

Just for me.

you want the same amount of tomatoes, because it's honestly a bit acidic, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

if i do, you better eat it all, ok?

you want the same amount of tomatoes, because it's honestly a bit acidic, ok?

Challenge accepted.
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ClarkDuke posted...

you want the same amount of tomatoes, because it's honestly a bit acidic, ok?

Yes. Nothing wrong with what I'm seeing, ok?


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wwinterj25 posted...

Yes. Nothing wrong with what I'm seeing, ok?

you must have a strong stomach, but it was very flavorful, ok?

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i'll be making dinner again tonight, should i make another pizza?

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I would like to take this opportunity to lightjack your topic

Nibble made a pizza

https://imgur.com/VRxwEeA

I do not make my pizzas for aesthetics. I make my pizzas for pizza.

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It looks like something created in Photoshop.

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Soup_or_Science posted...

I would like to take this opportunity to lightjack your topic

Nibble made a pizza

<a dir="ltr" href="https://imgur.com/VRxwEeA" x-apple-data-detectors="true" x-apple-data-detectors-type="link" x-apple-data-detectors-result="63">https://imgur.com/VRxwEeA</a>;

I do not make my pizzas for aesthetics. I make my pizzas for pizza.

that looks good, i'm surprised you don't want us to sign an nda, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

that looks good, i'm surprised you don't want us to sign an nda, ok?

No NDA's necessary, I look forward to the day that everyone begins using Google and is able to their own to put Big Pizza out of business for their own benefit to have a slice anytime, anywhere. I would even educate those out of the kindness of my own heart

I will even share with you folks some super secret flavor tips I have discovered in the kitchen. I shouldn't, but I am, so here you go

Totino's frozen pizzas sauce-flavor-alike secret -
It is simply a combination of tomato sauce, and if you blend down a can of diced tomatoes with green chilis (or Rotel, as the brand name goes), and mix those together (I did not record a ratio to mix), it reminds me of how the Totino's frozen pizza sauce tastes.

Dairy Queen's chocolate ice cream flavor-
I was making cookies and decided I wanted to mix cocoa and vanilla. So I proceeded to do so, and the flavor profile made me realize that Dairy Queen must mix vanilla into their chocolate ice cream, as it reminded me of such.

(you can probably google one of these or the other and they might have everything you'd need to know, but I like to think I'm kind of smart)

Haven't had either of those foods in quite a while, but I like to discover things such as these. I love fiddling in the kitchen

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my favorite is a vanilla shake mixed with orange fanta, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

my favorite is a vanilla shake mixed with orange fanta, ok?

That does sound good. I wonder how a creamsicle shake would taste like.
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Stop trying to be Sunny ok.

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Soup_or_Science posted...

I look forward to the day that everyone begins using Google and is able to their own to put Big Pizza out of business for their own benefit to have a slice anytime, anywhere.

Tbh, I would actually dread that day... Haha...
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Revelation34 posted...

That does sound good. I wonder how a creamsicle shake would taste like.

let me say, it's good, ok?

Molitheus posted...

Stop trying to be Sunny ok?

excuse me, i'm a successful actor and i would never drink at work, ok?

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LinkPizza posted...

Tbh, I would actually dread that day... Haha...

I can't deny the bigger pizza dudes already taste rly gud

and i have not yet reached that rly gudness

but if we did , what's their point at that point

people figured out how to cook crack didn't they

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Soup_or_Science posted...

I can't deny the bigger pizza dudes already taste rly gud

and i have not yet reached that rly gudness

but if we did , what's their point at that point

people figured out how to cook crack didn't they

Personally, I've never really like homemade pizza. I don't know why. I like it because it's pizza, but it wouldn't be my first choice for which pizza I want. Also, I don't feel like making it. It takes a lot of time. And a bunch of ingredients. And for me, it would probably end up being more expensive than if I just picked up a carry out pizza on the way home. I think people already know how to use Google and how to make it. Yet people still order it. Whether because they don't want to cook or don't feel like it, or because it's easier, or possibly cheaper. In some cases, faster. And some people just suck at cooking, even with good recipes...

Besides, if it was only about learning how to cook, we could technically get rid of all restaurants instead of just pizza ones. But I don't actually think people would be happy about that for many reasons...
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Looks atrocious. That's the definition of "too much of a good thing". It was probably wet and soggy from all those toppings.

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LinkPizza posted...

Also, I don't feel like making it.

A valid excuse! Lmao (I know "excuse" sounds defamatory, so you may replace it with "reasoning" if you so please)

Once you get used to it though it's not as much of a big deal, true there may be a bit of different ingredients and post cleanup to deal with, etc, but I kind of have a homebrewer's complex because I hate making my parents expend unnecessary funds on a bunch of different things and whatnot, so I figure the more of a wide variety of foods and snacks I can make out of simple ingredients (Flour, eggs, butter, oil, ETC) we can save money and actually make as much as one can afford. I made waffles on inauguration day. Plus it's something fun to do with one's time and you get more proficient with every iteration. That last pizza I really didn't feel like spending much time on at all, kind of just whizzed through it.

That's just me, though! I'm a resource-conscious kind of guy, but I understand not everyone else is or is in more of a position where they feel obligated to be.

I think everyone should at least think about it, though, when it comes to any and all of the resources they expend. That's just wisdom and diligence at play.

(Or, you just hear a poor guy that likes to cook talking, and I wouldn't be ashamed to admit such a thing :D)

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Soup_or_Science posted...

Once you get used to it though it's not as much of a big deal

I disagree with this statement. Only because there are other foods I also cook that I dont cook often for similar reasons. The time I need to prep and cook it. Not to mention, doing it after work when youre already tired. Not to mention dishes, as you already did. And I already hate regular dishes, so...

And I already like cooking. But my homemade pizza will always end up being way more expensive. And in the end, I definitely wont like it as much. So I end up spending more time, money, and resources, yet still end up with an inferior product...At least, when it comes to pizza for me...

Plus, I like having restaurants for stuff like this. If I wanted to have some kind of gathering with friends, Id rather not have to prep and cook multiples pizzas, when I could just order instead...
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LinkPizza posted...

Personally, I've never really like homemade pizza. I don't know why. I like it because it's pizza, but it wouldn't be my first choice for which pizza I want. Also, I don't feel like making it. It takes a lot of time. And a bunch of ingredients. And for me, it would probably end up being more expensive than if I just picked up a carry out pizza on the way home. I think people already know how to use Google and how to make it. Yet people still order it. Whether because they don't want to cook or don't feel like it, or because it's easier, or possibly cheaper. In some cases, faster. And some people just suck at cooking, even with good recipes...

Besides, if it was only about learning how to cook, we could technically get rid of all restaurants instead of just pizza ones. But I don't actually think people would be happy about that for many reasons...

The hardest part is the dough but they sell premade pizza dough. Not that shitty Boboli one. I mean fresh dough.
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Revelation34 posted...

The hardest part is the dough but they sell premade pizza dough. Not that shitty Boboli one. I mean fresh dough.

that stuff is garbage, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

that stuff is garbage, ok?

It's ok to use if you don't really care. Just add far more cheese than usual.
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Revelation34 posted...

Just add far more cheese than usual.

I already do that for most things...
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Revelation34 posted...

It's ok to use if you don't really care. Just add far more cheese than usual.

but then you can either be constipated or you get diarrhea, in my experience it's hard to hit that sweet spot, ok?

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i just made a freschetta pizza with ranch and cholula. making pizza is way easier than it's made out to be, ok?

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Veedrock- posted...

This is from reddit, ok?

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/kxgrgz/this_pizza_with_way_more_toppings_than_shown_on/

TC is very very unoriginal.

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I don't give a fuck. I still want it in my belly.

ClarkDuke posted...

i just made a freschetta pizza with ranch and cholula. making pizza is way easier than it's made out to be, ok?

Show me, ok?

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SunWuKung420 posted...

TC is very very unoriginal.

sunny, will you please stop trying to antagonize other posters, it isn't very zen of you, ok?

wwinterj25 posted...

I don't give a fuck. I still want it in my belly.

Show me, ok?

okay, i will when i make it again, ok?

the only negative was the hot farts i had afterwards, ok?

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LinkPizza posted...

Has it already been 6 months...

Thats way too long for me to not have had that seafood pizza I posted on here if so.

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This looks fucking delicious, ok?

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I'm such a pervert when it comes to pizza.

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Here's an actual delicious pizza that was actually made by the person posting it and not someone pretending.

https://i.imgur.com/VTNJy8U.jpg

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