Poll of the Day > ITT: Things Donkey Kong would never do.

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Dmess85
01/18/21 11:47:47 AM
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throw away bananas

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SilentSeph
01/18/21 12:06:53 PM
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Contract dong

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Greenfox111
01/18/21 12:15:21 PM
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Stomp on bananas

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JoanOfArcade
01/18/21 12:16:05 PM
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Squish bananas between his toes and upload it

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OhhhJa
01/18/21 12:44:31 PM
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Wear pants
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Raw_Egg
01/18/21 12:46:20 PM
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wear a blazer jacket
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LuciferSage
01/18/21 1:27:18 PM
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Grab a beer with Harambe

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wolfy42
01/18/21 1:28:22 PM
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Yer mom.

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ReturnOfFa
01/18/21 1:29:10 PM
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DK can do anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGL5yKdSCk&t=12s

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Mead
01/18/21 1:29:54 PM
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Do it on a Christmas tree

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PK_Spam
01/18/21 1:37:51 PM
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Bowser

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Dmess85
01/19/21 6:01:01 PM
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SilentSeph posted...
Contract dong

Contract who's doing?

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Greenfox111
01/19/21 6:02:03 PM
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Throw bananas into a fire

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IronBornCorps
01/19/21 6:03:07 PM
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clap these cheeks...probably
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ReturnOfFa
01/19/21 6:05:56 PM
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Dmess85 posted...
Contract who's doing?
Donkey Dong

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FrozenBananas
01/19/21 6:40:04 PM
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Cut off his tie

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JigsawTDC
01/19/21 6:42:21 PM
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Donkey Kong would never not stir his sour cream after it's been sitting in the fridge for a few days and just pour the liquid that's pooled on top directly into his burrito
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Raddest_Chad
01/19/21 6:47:42 PM
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Things Donkey Kong should never do again? Rap.
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Zareth
01/19/21 7:08:04 PM
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A cartwheel, he can only do a forward roll.

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SilentSeph
01/19/21 7:24:54 PM
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Raddest_Chad posted...
Things Donkey Kong should never do again? Rap.
Wait a sec! What the heck! Let us make a trade!
Give me my little buddy and we'll stop this escapade!

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ToastyPOP
01/19/21 8:46:09 PM
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Shower me with coconut cream pies.

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Greenfox111
01/19/21 8:56:27 PM
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Share bananas with K. Rool

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KJ StErOiDs
01/20/21 9:07:42 AM
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Kill Diddy Kong, obvs.

Wear some damn pants.

Manage a helicopter spin with that tuft of head hair.

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FrozenBananas
01/20/21 9:48:43 AM
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fire his coconut shooter with his toes while doing a handstand

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YoukaiSlayer
01/20/21 9:54:25 AM
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Escape a combo in smash bros.

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ultra magnus13
01/20/21 12:47:06 PM
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Raddest_Chad posted...
Things Donkey Kong should never do again? Rap.


Get out.
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Greenfox111
01/20/21 6:20:50 PM
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Respect humanity's romantic social norms by not dating his sister

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Lokarin
01/20/21 11:34:33 PM
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Dmess85
01/22/21 12:33:16 PM
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Lokarin posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkxqt9SVO4E

This should be "One-Winged Dong"

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