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UnfairRepresent
01/17/21 7:16:53 AM
#1:


Would you approve?





Your sister is coming over to introduce you to her new fiance Edward. You've that never met him but she seems crazy about him. When they arrive she gives you an elaborate handcrafted wedding invitation.

At least she explains to you that's what it was supposed to be. It was written in the form of a brain taxing conundrum and you couldn't figure it out.

"So you finally get to meet my Eddyteddy! He's brilliant, the smartest man I've ever met. He's arranged the entire wedding except for who gets to be the bridesmaid. That's up to me." Your sister says

"Of course picking a Best Man was a simple matter, For I, Edward Nygma, your Intellectual Superior am always the best man in any and every endeavor I partake in. So naturally the only choice in the matter was for my own best man to be me! Quite rudimentary really." Riddler gloats, as the first thing he ever says to you. Even before hello.

"Oh Eddy, you're the greatest."

"I know."




How do you react?
What do you do?

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RedJackson
01/17/21 7:17:53 AM
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So youre telling me hes now become THE DIDDLER



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Zikten
01/17/21 7:18:43 AM
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Last time I checked the comics he was at least at the time, a good guy. If he still is there is nothing to worry about

But anyway, I'd attend. It would be interesting to meet The Riddler
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UnfairRepresent
01/17/21 7:22:35 AM
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Zikten posted...
Last time I checked the comics he was at least at the time, a good guy. If he still is there is nothing to worry about

But anyway, I'd attend. It would be interesting to meet The Riddler
It varies a lot depending on continuity but my favorite interpretation of Riddler is always more amoral than evil.

Just entirely vain, narcissistic, megalomaniac with OCD tendencies and delusions of grandeur

I love the concept that he could defeat the heroes with his schemes if it wasn't for the fact he constantly gives them clues, shows off that it is him and gives them all the time in the world to stop him

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g0ldie
01/17/21 7:24:47 AM
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dude's a psycho, narcissistic killer.

I'd try to convince her that she was making a mistake.

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uwnim
01/17/21 7:39:36 AM
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If shes going to marry a villain, theres certainly many worse options.

If I can figure out when and where the wedding is, Ill go. But Ive never been good at riddles.

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UnfairRepresent
01/17/21 10:06:32 AM
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g0ldie posted...
dude's a psycho, narcissistic killer.

I'd try to convince her that she was making a mistake.
But would you go to the wedding?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
01/17/21 10:12:34 AM
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I would make sure the police know and tell them that Batman better show up and arrest this jackass before an accident befalls him.

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UnfairRepresent
01/17/21 11:15:47 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I would make sure the police know and tell them that Batman better show up and arrest this jackass before an accident befalls him.
Your sister is not going to be happy.

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Irony
01/17/21 11:16:05 AM
#10:


Which Riddler?

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Hayame Zero
01/17/21 11:17:43 AM
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Irony posted...
Which Riddler?
Harley Quinn version with his jacked quads.

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monkmith
01/17/21 11:17:57 AM
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damn it i knew this was coming after the henchman thing...

well fuck it, at least its not the joker.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
01/17/21 11:42:15 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Your sister is not going to be happy.
She should not be dating a villain, and she sure as hell will not be marrying him.

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g0ldie
01/17/21 11:52:31 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
But would you go to the wedding?
I want to say no, but that would be the kind of thing he would take personally, so I guess I would just so he wouldn't torture and/or kill me in some way

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uwnim
01/17/21 11:55:23 AM
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g0ldie posted...
I want to say no, but that would be the kind of thing he would take personally, so I guess I would just so he wouldn't torture and/or kill me in some way
You got to solve his riddle to be able to go though. Otherwise, how will you know when or where it will even be?

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g0ldie
01/17/21 12:01:05 PM
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so now I've got to solve a riddle to go to a wedding that I don't even want to go to, and if I fail the riddle and don't end up going, he'll be offended that I didn't go, and I'll be punished!

I don't like my options...

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
01/17/21 12:14:17 PM
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g0ldie posted...
so now I've got to solve a riddle to go to a wedding that I don't even want to go to, and if I fail the riddle and don't end up going, he'll be offended that I didn't go, and I'll be punished!

I don't like my options...
Then you should logically consider this: kill that criminal scum.

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UnfairRepresent
01/17/21 12:16:47 PM
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mobilebloechel posted...
He doesn't seem like the cheating or abusive type
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monkmith
01/17/21 12:45:12 PM
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g0ldie posted...
so now I've got to solve a riddle to go to a wedding that I don't even want to go to, and if I fail the riddle and don't end up going, he'll be offended that I didn't go, and I'll be punished!

I don't like my options...
he's gonna get upset if you solve the riddle too, because no one is smarter then him and should be able to solve one of his riddles...

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Kanaya413
01/17/21 12:46:23 PM
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Dont have a sister so lets get over that hurdle before anything else

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Beemo_Season12
01/17/21 12:46:59 PM
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If ask him which stocks to invest in.
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UnfairRepresent
01/17/21 3:51:28 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Dont have a sister so lets get over that hurdle before anything else
You also don't know what hypothetical means

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OffTempo
01/17/21 4:15:16 PM
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I call Batman. Maybe I'll get to be the next Robin because of this.

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Machete
01/17/21 5:49:21 PM
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I like riddles so we'd probably get along.
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UnfairRepresent
01/18/21 1:05:49 AM
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OffTempo posted...
I call Batman. Maybe I'll get to be the next Robin because of this.
Good luck Jason

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jumi
01/18/21 1:38:15 AM
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g0ldie posted...
dude's a psycho, narcissistic killer.

I'd try to convince her that she was making a mistake.

Riddler in canon never killed anyone. Only one person died in one of his crimes and that was because his underling accidentally killed her.

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fuming
01/18/21 1:40:32 AM
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my fictional sister can marry whoever she wants. but i'm not letting some grown ass man who dresses like that into my house.
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UnfairRepresent
01/18/21 10:05:20 AM
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fuming posted...
my fictional sister can marry whoever she wants. but i'm not letting some grown ass man who dresses like that into my house.
So... You're just going to close the door on him and be like "No. not coming in"?

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UnfairRepresent
01/18/21 6:58:41 PM
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mobilebloechel posted...
Can I be there when she breaks the news that she is really Pablo Escobar?
I guess if she breaks it at the wedding

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