Poll of the Day > are you forklift certified?

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DirtBasedSoap
01/15/21 8:47:29 PM
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bitch

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TheOkHornedRat
01/15/21 8:52:54 PM
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i was like 8 years ago. does it ever expire?

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Mead
01/15/21 8:54:14 PM
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No. I knew a guy that got killed in a forklift accident though.

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Sarcasthma
01/15/21 8:54:48 PM
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I certainly do lift a lot of forks.

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BlackScythe0
01/15/21 9:01:59 PM
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Yep, drive one every day at work.
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darcandkharg31
01/15/21 9:07:36 PM
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Panties drop whenever I tell bitches i'm Forklift certified

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ReggieTheReckless
01/15/21 9:10:05 PM
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uhhh.. no

I've had two certifications for things in my life. One that I never used (food service sanitation), and one I used for like 4 days (pesticide/herbicide usage; general and aquatic)

It's funny that as a beginner scientist I now work with more techniques than ever, but there is no type of certification for anything <_<... it's just "well I can do this! I promise!"
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OhhhJa
01/15/21 9:16:13 PM
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SunWuKung420
01/15/21 9:16:51 PM
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I've trained but never needed a qualification.

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dedbus
01/15/21 9:57:18 PM
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Used to do it part time over at the harbour. Got fired after 5 days and had to leave town.
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ScritchOwl
01/15/21 10:11:42 PM
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Yep had a teenage job at walmart. It was amazing the pay raises you could get if you had an intelligence higher than potato. However alot of people arent into cross training these days as they feel if they show they can do more their employer will expect more.

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ultra magnus13
01/16/21 12:07:53 AM
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Yeah, pretty much all warehouse equipment.

Counter balance forklift
Narrow aisle reach truck
Stock picker
Walking stacker
Electric pallet jack
Scissor lift
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zebatov
01/16/21 1:09:25 AM
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I have a number of tickets. Moffett, combi-lift and forklift.

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Kyuubi4269
01/16/21 2:18:55 AM
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Why would you need to be certified? They're the easiest of industrial machinery
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LeetCheet
01/16/21 9:56:39 AM
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Wander_Nomaddd
01/16/21 10:21:03 AM
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I was when I worked at Walmart

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Dmess85
01/16/21 10:30:14 AM
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https://youtu.be/mK2jFO_DaRQ?t=3

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SunWuKung420
01/16/21 11:26:50 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Why would you need to be certified? They're the easiest of industrial machinery
A standard pallet jack is easier.

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captpackrat
01/16/21 12:53:37 PM
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No, but I'm certified to operate powder actuated tools.

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LuciferSage
01/16/21 4:36:40 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Why would you need to be certified? They're the easiest of industrial machinery

If you've ever seen a gruesome forklift related accident, you'd understand.

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OhhhJa
01/16/21 5:06:01 PM
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LuciferSage posted...
If you've ever seen a gruesome forklift related accident, you'd understand.
Also, if you've worked a day in the modern world, you'd know you have to pretty much be certified to take a pee so companies aren't liable for anything
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DrunkCaveman
01/16/21 5:13:00 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
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PMarth2002
01/16/21 5:49:08 PM
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I didn't get certified, but i've been shown how to operate them a couple of times (one was a stand-up model, the other was a sit-down).

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Joe_Biden
01/16/21 5:53:54 PM
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i used to be. i had a forklift certification, and hazmat certification

i don't know if the forklift one expires, but the hazmat one certainly has

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LuciferSage
01/16/21 7:38:18 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Also, if you've worked a day in the modern world, you'd know you have to pretty much be certified to take a pee so companies aren't liable for anything

I drove a forklift as part of a job I did for 12 years. You're coming at the wrong guy sideways Ja.

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Joe_Biden
01/16/21 8:19:45 PM
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i am not surprised that whiskey took something meant as an add-on to what he said and instead thought it was an attack at him, somehow.

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darcandkharg31
01/16/21 8:36:11 PM
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Joe_Biden posted...
i am not surprised that whiskey took something meant as an add-on to what he said and instead thought it was an attack at him, somehow.
lmao

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LuciferSage
01/16/21 9:17:04 PM
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Joe_Biden posted...
i am not surprised that whiskey took something meant as an add-on to what he said and instead thought it was an attack at him, somehow.

https://youtu.be/ADDrSvNyqEY

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OhhhJa
01/16/21 9:19:10 PM
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LuciferSage posted...
I drove a forklift as part of a job I did for 12 years. You're coming at the wrong guy sideways Ja.
I wasn't coming at you sideways lol. You misinterpreted my post as an attack
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OhhhJa
01/16/21 9:48:42 PM
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LuciferSage
01/16/21 11:12:56 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
I wasn't coming at you sideways lol. You misinterpreted my post as an attack

I'm pretty sure we'll have a chuckle and both get on with our lives, but sleepy joe will still be harping on this event 6 months from now.

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Fierce_Deity_08
01/16/21 11:28:56 PM
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Not certified, but I can most likely drive one. We have a small front end loader that we use to do things around the yard and I can drive that thing pretty well.

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Joe_Biden
01/17/21 2:26:42 AM
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LuciferSage posted...
I'm pretty sure we'll have a chuckle and both get on with our lives, but sleepy joe will still be harping on this event 6 months from now.
i literally already had forgotten about it

lmao how fuckin on edge are you that you assume everything is an attack

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LuciferSage
01/17/21 2:52:13 AM
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Amazing. Fuck with someone everytime they post, and then *shockedpikachuface* that they respond in kind.

Gotta keep the drama going 24/7, right? That's what you're going for right?

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Joe_Biden
01/17/21 2:54:20 AM
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alternatively you could just read and use context clues and see how it obviously wasn't anything like that

oof.

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LinkPizza
01/17/21 3:09:32 AM
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Yeah. I guess so. I've driven them for the Air Force (One of the few who had it on their license), and for the bus station... So, I guess...
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LuciferSage
01/17/21 3:42:25 AM
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Joe_Biden posted...
alternatively you could just read and use context clues and see how it obviously wasn't anything like that

oof.

Or, just bear with me here, you and your little "mean girls" clique could stop trolling at every tiny opportunity and then playing innocent when anyone pushes back even a little. Or at least in your case, grow a pair and post on your main.

Nah, that's just crazy talk.

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Metalsonic66
01/17/21 3:53:34 AM
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I've had to be certified separately at the handful of warehouses I've worked at. It's not exactly a grueling test.

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DirtBasedSoap
01/17/21 12:43:38 PM
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LuciferSage posted...
grow a pair and post on your main.
isnt @LuciferSage your alt

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Joe_Biden
01/17/21 12:48:06 PM
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it's not like everyone doesn't know who i am anyways

what does it matter if i post on this account or helly lol

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Mead
01/17/21 12:48:41 PM
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Joe_Biden posted...
it's not like everyone doesn't know who i am anyways

what does it matter if i post on this account or helly lol

youre helly?!

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GGuirao13
01/17/21 1:18:26 PM
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No.

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LuciferSage
01/17/21 2:05:03 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
isnt @LuciferSage your alt

Technically, Whiskey would be my alt, since Lucifer is the older account.

Joe_Biden posted...
it's not like everyone doesn't know who i am anyways

what does it matter if i post on this account or helly lol

It's not like everyone doesn't know who I am either.

What does it matter if I post on this account or Whiskey?

Drama llamas, always trying to start a dumb fucking argument, and when all else fails, we're down to semantics. It's cold in here.

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DirtBasedSoap
01/17/21 2:06:02 PM
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LuciferSage posted...
It's not like everyone doesn't know who I am either.

What does it matter if I post on this account or Whiskey?
it doesnt. only brought it up because you did.

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Joe_Biden
01/17/21 2:45:04 PM
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LuciferSage posted...
It's not like everyone doesn't know who I am either.

What does it matter if I post on this account or Whiskey?

Drama llamas, always trying to start a dumb fucking argument, and when all else fails, we're down to semantics. It's cold in here.
you are literally the one who brought up alts, what are you even talking about

i don't care what account you post on dude

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DirtBasedSoap
01/17/21 2:45:24 PM
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Joe_Biden posted...
you are literally the one who brought up alts, what are you even talking about
wet brain

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Far-Queue
01/17/21 4:04:30 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
I certainly do lift a lot of forks.
lol

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crazyisgood
01/17/21 5:11:13 PM
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Yes whore

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LuciferSage
01/17/21 11:06:26 PM
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Joe_Biden posted...
you are literally the one who brought up alts, what are you even talking about

i don't care what account you post on dude

Its just worth noting that I post in dozens of topics without incident. The only ones where there's manufactured drama kayfabe without fail here are the ones a certain little clique of 5 or 6 people show up in to instigate and pile on like a sewing circle of gossip queens. You're like PotD Karens. Always weighing in on interactions that have fuck all to do with you prior to inserting yourselves to cluck your tongues.

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Joe_Biden
01/17/21 11:12:15 PM
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all i did was tell you that what ohja said wasn't an attack

you are the one who proceeded to lose his shit about it

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