Current Events > Over 30 year old virgins, ever thought about getting a hooker?

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jon1012
01/15/21 6:51:12 PM
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I think I would have by then just to see what sex was like.

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Naysaspace
01/15/21 6:53:09 PM
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Do starving people pick the corn out of a chunk of feces to eat?

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jon1012
01/15/21 7:25:24 PM
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you can use protection

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ModLogic
01/15/21 7:26:40 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
Do starving people pick the corn out of a chunk of feces to eat?
lmfao

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Homeless_Waifu
01/15/21 7:26:43 PM
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What if she bonks you in head and steals your wallet!?

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nothanks1
01/15/21 7:26:45 PM
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nah
I only would go for a 18 year old kissless virgin
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Justanotherlark
01/15/21 7:27:11 PM
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@Vegy

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
01/15/21 7:45:03 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
Do starving people pick the corn out of a chunk of feces to eat?
Fox news alert, we have a virgin spotting.

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Notti
01/15/21 7:52:04 PM
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I think the guys still obsessing about losing their virginity should do it.

They will make a dozen excuses why not, but they just need to get it done so it can help them stop obsessing.

Once they get over that hurdle then they will probably feel less nervous with women they meet.

It's basically tackling a problem one small task at a time. A common way to solve a bigger problem. (again, excuses will be made)
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RAAAWWWRRR
01/15/21 7:56:03 PM
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I'm almost a 25 year old virgin and I honestly don't even care about loosing it at all....

Yet i've worked with those who are desperate it's so sad. They only think about getting poon poon... nothing else. Imagine these guys in the next 10-20 years.

Would I get a hooker? Not at all. Heck, most are just... yuck...

I remember when i was a teen I was passing by a bunch of them in Mexico (Mexicali). I said to myself "brah I don't even wanna touch any of them...". Some looked like ladyboys LOL

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sevihaimerej
01/15/21 7:58:45 PM
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My dad took me to a prostitute when I turned 16, imo it's a much better way to learn about the birds and the bees than the slideshow of diseased genitals I got in school.

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KainWind
01/15/21 7:58:48 PM
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RAAAWWWRRR posted...
Some looked like ladyboys LOL

I don't get the joke

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lejonbrames
01/15/21 8:00:01 PM
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1. Its illegal almost everywhere.
2. Most hookers are fucking gross IRL, they definitely dont look like they look in the movies, thats why they had to become hookers.
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jon1012
01/15/21 8:11:06 PM
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lejonbrames posted...
1. Its illegal almost everywhere.
2. Most hookers are fucking gross IRL, they definitely dont look like they look in the movies, thats why they had to become hookers.

Most hookers look average. There are the outliers also.

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RAAAWWWRRR
01/16/21 1:28:43 AM
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KainWind posted...
I don't get the joke
google it :D

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AzNDarkSamurai
01/16/21 1:34:25 AM
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Notti posted...
I think the guys still obsessing about losing their virginity should do it.

They will make a dozen excuses why not, but they just need to get it done so it can help them stop obsessing.

Once they get over that hurdle then they will probably feel less nervous with women they meet.

It's basically tackling a problem one small task at a time. A common way to solve a bigger problem. (again, excuses will be made)

To tell you the truth, losing your virginity to a hooker wont solve any of your problems.

Going this route wont help you develop skills on how to talk to a woman and attract her. If you cant talk to a woman before losing your virginity to a hooker, that still wont change after you drop your V card to her.

Honestly its a waste to lose your virginity to a hooker because I dont consider it real sex if you had to pay for it and you didnt get it through attracting her

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Verdekal
01/16/21 1:34:50 AM
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I have zero sex drive.

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ChainedRedone
01/16/21 1:35:34 AM
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Naysaspace posted...
Do starving people pick the corn out of a chunk of feces to eat?

You mean corn colonels? Pretty sure you can't pick straight corn out of feces like you do on a farm...

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jon1012
01/16/21 8:22:16 PM
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AzNDarkSamurai posted...
Honestly its a waste to lose your virginity to a hooker because I dont consider it real sex if you had to pay for it and you didnt get it through attracting her

sex is sex. It doesnt not count if your unit was in a woman.

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nfearurspecimn
01/16/21 8:22:55 PM
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I've thought of it but it isn't what I really want

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Coloradough
01/16/21 8:23:45 PM
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sevihaimerej posted...
My dad took me to a prostitute when I turned 16, imo it's a much better way to learn about the birds and the bees than the slideshow of diseased genitals I got in school.

That's fucking weird dude

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The Popo
01/16/21 8:27:38 PM
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jon1012 posted...
you can use protection

Is that comment aimed at fucking a hooker, or eating corn from feces?

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BlackHorse6969
01/16/21 8:28:31 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
Do starving people pick the corn out of a chunk of feces to eat?
TRUE.

prostitutes are the corn feces of girls

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jon1012
01/16/21 8:28:38 PM
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The Popo posted...
Is that comment aimed at fucking a hooker, or eating corn from feces?

corn from feces

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The Popo
01/16/21 8:30:47 PM
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jon1012 posted...
corn from feces

What protection do you recommend for eating undigested food extracted from shit?

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SauI_Goodman
01/16/21 8:38:44 PM
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I havent had a girlfriend in 15 years. Sex workers is where its at for me. I prefer the word sw instead of hooker or prostitute. Been to nevada, tijuana, canada (when it was legal, now its half legal), and amsterdam.

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deupd_u
01/16/21 8:39:21 PM
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@CyricZ

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SauI_Goodman
01/16/21 8:40:54 PM
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Also, the whole std thing is overblown. Any high class escort knows her money maker needs to be clean or else shes out or work. I cant speak for the street class escort, ive never been with one. Believe it or not youre more likely to get an std from a girl at the bar.

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Mitch_Haniger
01/16/21 8:44:12 PM
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I have but it's depressing to think about bc of the shame inherent to it

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Naysaspace
01/16/21 8:50:03 PM
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The difference is that, while eating corn kernels out of a chunk of poo may taste bad temporarily, herpes is for life

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CyricZ
01/16/21 8:51:24 PM
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Gosh am I the only one deupd can even think of? I'm not even a virgin. Just been a long time.

Sure I've considered, but honestly, I don't think sex is what I really need.

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Coloradough
01/16/21 8:53:15 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
I havent had a girlfriend in 15 years. Sex workers is where its at for me. I prefer the word sw instead of hooker or prostitute. Been to nevada, tijuana, canada (when it was legal, now its half legal), and amsterdam.

I find it strange that you think sex is the reason people have girlfriends

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The Catgirl Fondler
01/16/21 8:53:26 PM
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Nah, I'll pass.

Nothing against the profession of course, it's just not something I'm interested in doing.
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DoubleDare
01/16/21 8:57:48 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
What if she bonks you in head and steals your wallet!?

You don't have your wallet on you or within reach, just the amount of cash ya willin to spend.

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joe40001
01/16/21 9:11:31 PM
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If you pay for it then she's not into you for real and so it's not real

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DoubleDare
01/16/21 9:12:52 PM
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joe40001 posted...
If you pay for it then she's not into you for real and so it's not real

Yea, but then you dont worry whether you have to reject her or ghost her afterwards.

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deupd_u
01/16/21 9:28:22 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Gosh am I the only one deupd can even think of? I'm not even a virgin. Just been a long time.

Sure I've considered, but honestly, I don't think sex is what I really need.
For this particular question, yes, actually.

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-Unowninator-
01/16/21 9:31:19 PM
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If I wanted to have sex with a random stranger, I'd try tinder.
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joe40001
01/16/21 9:34:14 PM
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I honestly don't understand the appeal of sex if the other person isn't sexually attracted to you.

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-Unowninator-
01/16/21 9:56:25 PM
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joe40001 posted...
I honestly don't understand the appeal of sex if the other person isn't sexually attracted to you.

I don't understand the appeal of it at all, but that's just me.
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Arcanine2009
01/16/21 10:01:56 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
What if she bonks you in head and steals your wallet!?
cardi b?

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smoke_break
01/16/21 10:42:03 PM
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It's a good idea for virgins but they risk becoming addicted to it imo.

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jon1012
01/16/21 10:57:59 PM
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joe40001 posted...
I honestly don't understand the appeal of sex if the other person isn't sexually attracted to you.

whats the appeal of masturbation when theres no one into you?

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Philoktetes
01/16/21 11:30:57 PM
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Hookers don't cure loneliness
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littlebro07
01/16/21 11:32:03 PM
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When I was like 15 I told myself if I didnt lose it by 25 Id get a hooker

thankfully I lost it at 17

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joe40001
01/17/21 5:30:58 AM
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jon1012 posted...
whats the appeal of masturbation when theres no one into you?

It serves a function, but since nobody else is involved there is no social cost.

Wait are you all just legit using people 100% for your own personal pleasure without a thought to them as a person?

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Graycap
01/17/21 5:39:31 AM
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Prostitution is illegal in 49 American states.

DoubleDare posted...


Yea, but then you dont worry whether you have to reject her or ghost her afterwards.

That's not a concern for non-scumbags.
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pojr
01/17/21 6:12:35 AM
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its illegal

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