Current Events > If you offered me x amount of money or have sex with taylor swift, i wouldnt

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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 12:22:21 PM
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Take the money unless it was over a mil and even then id still consider passing the money

It would have to be an obscene sum for me to pass it up

Money comes and goes, id rather live my life to the fullest

Some insignificant sum I can make in a couple years isn't gonna change my life

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Tobi011
01/15/21 12:23:58 PM
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You okay?
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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 12:30:37 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
Imagine turning down money to sleep with a basic bitch

I just can't imagine being that desperate for such a small amount of money

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The_Korey
01/15/21 12:31:06 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
Imagine turning down money to sleep with a basic bitch

But it would be a one time thing and she'll probably write a song about it later. Imagine slapping that ass, and then the resulting song also slaps.

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littlebro07
01/15/21 12:31:38 PM
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If you use the money right you can get way more chicks who are way hotter than Swift to ride your dick

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Jerry_Hellyeah
01/15/21 12:32:10 PM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
I just can't imagine being that desperate for such a small amount of money

I can't imagine being that desperate for such a small amount of woman

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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 12:34:27 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
If you use the money right you can get way more chicks who are way hotter than Swift to ride your dick

I'm a pick up artist, quantity/quality of girls isn't an issue

Its when its a celebrity that makes it nigh impossible

And girls don't sleep with you because you have a million dollars in the bank lol

Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
I can't imagine being that desperate for such a small amount of woman

If Taylor swift ain't your thing that's fine, just sub in Rihanna or whatever celebrity you think is 10/10

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littlebro07
01/15/21 12:37:15 PM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
And girls don't sleep with you because you have a million dollars in the bank lol

Not just for having the money, but plenty will fuck you just because you look and act like a millionaire

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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 12:40:52 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Not just for having the money, but plenty will fuck you just because you look and act like a millionaire

but i already look and act like a millionaire...literally just having a million bucks doesnt automatically give you that swagger lol

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MedeaLysistrata
01/15/21 12:44:43 PM
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TC, how old were you when you heard Taylor Swift for the first time? Do you remember what you were doing?

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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 12:46:17 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
TC, how old were you when you heard Taylor Swift for the first time? Do you remember what you were doing?

it was on her first saturday night live appearance, i was 23

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The_Korey
01/15/21 12:48:05 PM
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MedeaLysistrata
01/15/21 12:51:32 PM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
it was on her first saturday night live appearance, i was 23
Fair enough

Women on music stages are so captivating

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Perascamin
01/15/21 12:53:09 PM
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Her pussy prolly not that good since men always dump her

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Socrawheeze
01/15/21 12:54:36 PM
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The_Korey posted...
But it would be a one time thing and she'll probably write a song about it later. Imagine slapping that ass, and then the resulting song also slaps.
What ass
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Jerry_Hellyeah
01/15/21 2:09:12 PM
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"I would give up a million bucks just to have sex"

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kbelfisBACK
01/15/21 2:10:48 PM
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harder than my dick when taylor swift is in my basement
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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 2:13:23 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
"I would give up a million bucks just to have sex"

Imagine thinking a million bucks is a significant amount of money

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Kitt
01/15/21 2:16:43 PM
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Why is it that dudes who obsess over sex/talk about wanting to fuck girls the most are the ones who get it the least?
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Trumble
01/15/21 2:17:50 PM
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I'd be taking the cash unless it was a trivially small amount.

Like, even $100 and I'd probably take it. Maybe even $50, depending on my mood at the time.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
01/15/21 2:18:51 PM
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Does Scofield actually think there is anyone left here that would believe he can make a mil in a couple years? lol

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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 2:19:48 PM
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Trumble posted...
I'd be taking the cash unless it was a trivially small amount.

Like, even $100 and I'd probably take it. Maybe even $50, depending on my mood at the time.

Some things money can't buy. I make more than 100 before I even wake up in the morning

It would take way more work to bang Taylor swift even with all my pick up skills

Kitt posted...
Why is it that dudes who obsess over sex/talk about wanting to fuck girls the most are the ones who get it the least?

Lol you should have stayed gone

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Smackems
01/15/21 2:19:56 PM
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Perascamin posted...
Her pussy prolly not that good since men always dump her
This is a good point

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SauI_Goodman
01/15/21 2:20:21 PM
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Lmao tc jerks it to pics of tay tay

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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 2:20:56 PM
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Teh_Dr_Phil posted...
Does Scofield actually think there is anyone left here that would believe he can make a mil in a couple years? lol

Where did I say I could make a mil in a couple years? It would take me just under 10. My point is it's not a life changing amount. Its not enough to retire off of or ball out on.

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Socrawheeze
01/15/21 2:21:27 PM
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Kitt posted...
Why is it that dudes who obsess over sex/talk about wanting to fuck girls the most are the ones who get it the least?
this checks out cuz i been thirst-posty as fuck and am obv not getting any
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Collat
01/15/21 2:22:06 PM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
I'm a pick up artist, quantity/quality of girls isn't an issue
If you are willing to give up a million to have sex, there is no way it's not your first time. I don't care who it's with.

Unless you are already loaded I guess.
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Trumble
01/15/21 2:22:06 PM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
Some things money can't buy. I make more than 100 before I even wake up in the morning

I mean, sure, it would depend on my income. If I made $10,000 a week, then yeah, the bar would probably be somewhere higher, like $2000 or so. Maybe.

There's also the fact that I just don't find her all that attractive anymore, tbh. I'm not going to bang someone I'm not attracted to just because they're a celebrity, especially if there's some free cash on offer for not doing so.

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Kitt
01/15/21 2:25:06 PM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
Lol you should have stayed gone

That's a weird way of saying you miss me.
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YMIHere
01/15/21 2:26:42 PM
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If it's more than $20 I'm taking the money, 10/10 or not.
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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 2:30:47 PM
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Collat posted...
If you are willing to give up a million to have sex, there is no way it's not your first time. I don't care who it's with.

Unless you are already loaded I guess.

Thats kind of my entire point...its an insignificant amount of money. Even if you only make 80k a year, as long as you're not drowning in debt/bills, 500k isn't gonna change your life. Id rather have experience the nirvana

Trumble posted...
I mean, sure, it would depend on my income. If I made $10,000 a week, then yeah, the bar would probably be somewhere higher, like $2000 or so. Maybe.

There's also the fact that I just don't find her all that attractive anymore, tbh. I'm not going to bang someone I'm not attracted to just because they're a celebrity, especially if there's some free cash on offer for not doing so.

Replace her with whatever celebrity you think is 10/10 then and scale the amount of money appropriately

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Jerry_Hellyeah
01/15/21 3:16:14 PM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
Imagine thinking a million bucks is a significant amount of money

Imagine thinking that having sex once is significant in any sense.

But hey, at least youre not denying that youd give up a million bucks to finally have sex one time.

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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 3:35:22 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Imagine thinking that having sex once is significant in any sense.

But hey, at least youre not denying that youd give up a million bucks to finally have sex one time.

i love how you keep making strawmans to support your point LMAO

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01/15/21 3:41:28 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Lmao tc jerks it to pics of tay tay

this reply made me think YOU do twee hee!

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Lairen
01/15/21 3:42:06 PM
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Where da pics!?

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MedeaLysistrata
01/15/21 3:42:28 PM
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TC, the point is that you are psychologically weak for choosing sex instead of money

That's just the point tho

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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 3:47:46 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
TC, the point is that you are psychologically weak for choosing sex instead of money

That's just the point tho

no, YOURE missing the point. i'm not choosing sex. im choosing a life experience few have ever had the pleasure of having over an insignificant amount of money ill have in a few years any way

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Choco
01/15/21 3:49:56 PM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
I just can't imagine being that desperate for such a small amount of money
whereas you don't even have to imagine being that desperate for sex.

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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 3:51:02 PM
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Choco posted...
whereas you don't even have to imagine being that desperate for sex.

do you guys actually think you're being clever or something...

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Lairen
01/15/21 3:51:36 PM
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Choco posted...
whereas you don't even have to imagine being that desperate for sex.

Niiice.

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MisterPengy
01/15/21 3:54:38 PM
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This is such a weird gimmick. "I make a ton of money and definitely have sex with real women! Why doesn't CE believe me?!"

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No_U_L7
01/15/21 3:56:01 PM
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MisterPengy posted...
This is such a weird gimmick. "I make a ton of money and definitely have sex with real women! Why doesn't CE believe me?!"


im going to have the money regardless. i'll probably die with more money than ill ever need. why would i pick more money that wouldn't make much of a difference for me? cool, i'll pay off my house 8 years faster...who cares?
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