Poll of the Day > Would you rather fuck a Female Kooper trooper, or a female Boo?

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Accrovideogames posted...

Wow, what a sick fuck.

He did. I would have went further though, suing her for personal injury, alienation of affection, and emotional distress. That revelation would have broken me beyond repair, I would have felt sullied and violated.

Indeed, that would be like calling people having sex with vampires necrophiles. Heck, I would even argue that having sex with a Koopa Troopa shouldn't count as bestiality, considering we're talking about sentient anthropomorphic animals.

Yeah it's sick but I doubt she got 20 years because of how many acts that were video recorded.
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Bestiality prison sentences or lack of isn't something I will discuss here however 20 years is certainly extreme.

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AWinterJ posted...

Bestiality prison sentences or lack of isn't something I will discuss here however 20 years is certainly extreme.

I think it was more because of who caught them before reporting it.
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Revelation34 posted...

Yeah it's sick but I doubt she got 20 years because of how many acts that were video recorded.

20 years, who said anything about jail time? I'm talking about suing her in civil court. It doesn't even matter whether or not bestiality is legal, if she had done that to me, I would feel fucking terrible.

AWinterJ posted...

Bestiality prison sentences or lack of isn't something I will discuss here however 20 years is certainly extreme.

Agreed.

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Completely missed that WTF dog post. Oo

Accrovideogames posted...

He did. I would have went further though, suing her for personal injury, alienation of affection, and emotional distress. That revelation would have broken me beyond repair, I would have felt sullied and violated.

The problem with a claim like that is you'd need to demonstrate damages. Being disgusted isn't enough to entitle you to a massive payout, and even if you had damages I'm not sure you'd have grounds to sue anyway. I can't imagine there's much of a legal precedent for this kind of thing, although there are certainly a lot of relationships which have likely ended because one partner revealed some fucked-up sexual history.

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Zeus posted...

The problem with a claim like that is you'd need to demonstrate damages. Being disgusted isn't enough to entitle you to a massive payout, and even if you had damages I'm not sure you'd have grounds to sue anyway. I can't imagine there's much of a legal precedent for this kind of thing, although there are certainly a lot of relationships which have likely ended because one partner revealed some fucked-up sexual history.

Proving is easy, I can have professional health workers such as a psychiatrist or psychologist attest to all the mental damages I would have sustained. As for it not having any legal precedent, you're wrong. It's not for nothing that the terms "personal injury", "emotional distress" and "alienation of affection" are in rule books. People have sued others using those very same reasons since time immemorial.

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Accrovideogames posted...

Proving is easy, I can have professional health workers such as a psychiatrist or psychologist attest to all the mental damages I would have sustained.

That's not how damages work. You'd need both documentation and expenses related to the alleged harm. Regardless, even then you'd probably need some real precedent or evidence to suggest malice.

Accrovideogames posted...

As for it not having any legal precedent, you're wrong.

See, this is usually where you cite a case or some argument instead of, you know, doing nothing.

Accrovideogames posted...

It's not for nothing that the terms "personal injury", "emotional distress" and "alienation of affection" are in rule books. People have sued others using those very same reasons since time immemorial.

...which need to be tied to an actual incident. If you called somebody a mean name and they had a mental breakdown requiring tens of thousands of hours of expensive counseling, they'd have damages, duress, and documentation associated with the harm yet no court would hear the case on those grounds alone. The fact that you feel you were wronged doesn't magically give you a case even when you have demonstrated damages. However, your claim isn't even going that far. You're just suggesting that you could get a doctor's note and it would entitle you to big beaucoup bucks. I'm not even sure you could find a lawyer to entertain that, let alone a court willing to hear it.

And as for "alienation of affection," that's an argument that might come up in a divorce, not when you're dating. Nor is it something you can sue for within the context. (Then there are some other contexts involving child custody where it doesn't apply at all.)

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Zeus posted...

...which need to be tied to an actual incident. If you called somebody a mean name and they had a mental breakdown requiring tens of thousands of hours of expensive counseling, they'd have damages, duress, and documentation associated with the harm yet no court would hear the case on those grounds alone. The fact that you feel you were wronged doesn't magically give you a case even when you have demonstrated damages. However, your claim isn't even going that far. You're just suggesting that you could get a doctor's note and it would entitle you to big beaucoup bucks. I'm not even sure you could find a lawyer to entertain that, let alone a court willing to hear it.

Considering bestiality is a crime in most countries, I fail to see how a court wouldn't want to hear it.

And as for "alienation of affection," that's an argument that might come up in a divorce, not when you're dating. Nor is it something you can sue for within the context. (Then there are some other contexts involving child custody where it doesn't apply at all.)

I was only using the term as an example. By the way, the fun thing about alienation of affection is that the one getting sued isn't the spouse but a third party who caused the divorce, either by encouraging it, having an affair with the spouse, turning the spouse against the other, etc. It's abolished in many jurisdictions, so I doubt it would be of use in the bestiality case, hence why I only used it as an example. Quoting what I said:

Accrovideogames posted...

Oh man, you must have felt terrible inside after learning that. I know I would feel dirtied and violated. Heck, I might even have consulted a lawyer to see if something could be done about it. I'm talking about suing for personal injury and emotional distress.

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Spazkid made a flash that featured Mario banging a bunch of characters from Paper Mario (male and female) and iirc the boo ones were better than the koopa ones. That's why I picked boo.
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GanonsSpirit posted...

Spazkid made a flash that featured Mario banging a bunch of characters from Paper Mario (male and female) and iirc the boo ones were better than the koopa ones. That's why I picked boo.

And where could one find this video? PM me if needed...
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GanonsSpirit posted...

Spazkid made a flash that featured Mario banging a bunch of characters from Paper Mario (male and female) and iirc the boo ones were better than the koopa ones. That's why I picked boo.

In the Paper Mario art style? Because that's like the least sexual art style I can imagine.

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Zareth posted...

In the Paper Mario art style? Because that's like the least sexual art style I can imagine.

More of a generic hentai style.
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Boo.

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Bees.

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Entity13 posted...

Bees.

Not the bees!
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Accrovideogames posted...

Considering bestiality is a crime in most countries, I fail to see how a court wouldn't want to hear it.

But that would be a criminal case involving the woman, not a civil case involving you because you feel outraged. If you wanted into a court and said, "I demand a million dollars because I dated this girl and she turned out she used to be a sexual deviant years before I met her," you'd be laughed out of the fucking courtroom and rightfully so. And even the criminal investigation might not be seriously pursued because it happened so long ago that there might either be a statute of limitations or it would be difficult verifying anything beyond your word that it happened.


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Zeus posted...

But that would be a criminal case involving the woman, not a civil case involving you because you feel outraged.

Both work for me. In fact, one doesn't stop the other.

If you [went] into a court and said, "I demand a million dollars because I dated this girl and she turned out she used to be a sexual deviant years before I met her," you'd be laughed out of the fucking courtroom and rightfully so.

One million dollars? What are you, crazy? If the girl I dated was freaking rich, then yes this would be appropriate, but I really doubt it would ever happen to me. No, I'd most likely ask for something far more reasonable. I'd be asking for compensation for having to undergo therapy and not be allowed to work for a long time, as well as additional punitive damages. Depending on the case, something like $10,000 to $50,000 CAD would make more sense.

And even the criminal investigation might not be seriously pursued because it happened so long ago that there might either be a statute of limitations or it would be difficult verifying anything beyond your word that it happened.

What the hell are you taking about? Who said anything about it happening too long ago? I clearly said that if this happened to me, I would seek reparation right away once the initial shock is over.

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Lmao This topic is still going on?
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So, I get to hammer a Hammer Sister?

Isn't that Beastiality? What the hell is wrong with you people?

That's clearly sick and offensive, no one would ever have sex with a video game character

I can't believe you're offering me such an opportunity!

I'll take it!

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I never noticed the thread title said Kooper Trooper until now.
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